Top 10 MOST HATED LIST

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M back again with another one of my shenanigans (Yes I had to look up the spelling for this word on Google) :P . This time I bring to you

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Top 10 MOST HATED PEOPLE Of Mine

Before I start this I have some things to tell

1. This list DOES NOT include any real life person I have met because that would get a little too personal

2. This list ONLY includes "THINGS" that people call "Celebrities & Groups" in English

3. I am fully responsible for this list and AL QAEDA is NOT behind me :P

4. I LOVE PAKISTAN ( Just for the record )

Now lets start with the list and here we go

10: Himesh Reshamiya

This position had quiet a tough fight and I had saved it for all those who are an insult to music with Lady Gaga, Jonas Brothers & Jay Sean fighting for the spot but this man was just tooooo powerful to take it from them. Let me introduce to you the nasal singer Himesh reshamiya. He did one song which was "Ashiq Banaya Aap Nay" and I DONT KNOW HOW he got sooooo succesful. He sings from his nose, his lyrics are stupid, half of his song have the same words going over and over and over again and his music just don't get me started on that failed 1350's music. Himesh please I BEG YOU leave singing and wait wait wait he has now started acting too?? :-S ......... Yes folks its true judgement day is getting near as we speak.

9. Ali Saleem

Man? Begum Nawazish Ali? Or Just Plain ___________ ........ I dnt knw but he/she/it ends up on this list because the 'thing' is just trying to protest against what ALLAH made him/her/it. He/she/it openly wears a semi women dress not on just his/her/its show but everywhere he/she/it goes. He/she/it also took this avatar to India when he/she/it went to participate in that STUPID show called Big Boss....... A TOTAL DISGRACE TO PAKISTAN

8. Jose Mourinho & Arsene Wenger

If looked Individually I don't hate them to the extent that they would end up on this list but a if combined a creature such as 'Jose Wenger' or 'Arsene Mourinho' is surely a thing that I WOULD HATE A LOT. Arsene Wenger on one hand who still can't bear the 4-1 whupping that Barca gave to them LAST YEAR and keeping it on his ego and doing EVERYTHING anti-barca at the moment including not allowing Cesc Fabregas to follow his dream and come to Barcelona.

Then on the other hand there is Jose Mourinho the manager who HATES Barcelona through & through. Although it was Barcelona that brought him up but right now the major goal of his life is to somehow take Barcelona to second position. He did that very well with Inter by eliminating Barcelona in the semi finals and I HATE HIM for that but in the recent El Clasico , welllll :P :P to read that go to " http://sohaibx.blogspot.com/2010/11/hi-five-to-humiliation-for-madrid.html " to read the full story. All I would like to say to mourinho is "HI FIVE" :P HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

PEP GUARDIOLA RULES

7. MATHIRA

Alright since this is a family blog I won't be posting ANY pics of mathira because there is NO picture of her thats DECENT. Not even a single one and she is just absolutely unbelievable and she is so proud of doing this and thinks that what shex doing is perfect and those who are stopping are wrong and hosts like the one on Samaa and ARY Digital are encouraging her on wearing shorter the clothes and call her that shex bold to take steps like these. Ufffffffffffffff

6. Robert Pattinson

The jiggly vampire :P ......... HOW CAN I NOT include this man or thing in this list. Since the twilight series has been released he has been a pain to our ears from GIRLS & Other kind of men from all over the world. Robert pattinson a.k.a Edward Cullen ............ AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH....... LADIES I WILL SAY IT TODAY HE IS NOT A MAN ND THATX IT

5. BCCI

By BCCI what I indirectly mean to say is INDIAN CRICKET .......... Complete. A-Z of it. They think they are such good at it while they certainly aren't. Pakistan has shown to them again and again that they suck. Always going against Pakistani cricket like they think they are the boss. Not bidding for the KINGS OF T20 in IPL that was just hillarious and it haunted them soooooo bad. Then having players like Srinath, Ashish Nehra and Virender sehwag whose face shows their absolute "KAMEENAPAN". The board is always after cricket board and they are SOLELY responsible for Pakistan being stripped from the World Cup hosts. I HATE INDIAN CRICKET

4. JUSTIN BEIBER

The pic says it all, the most funniest pic among the top 10. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. Justin Beiber thinks he is a singer? WHATTA JOKE. He is an insult to music I could've put him into the number 10 spot which was reserved for music insults like Lady Gaga, Jonas brothers and Jay Sean but this guy is another level of insult. I mean its his age to learn how to tie his shoe laces and climb on swings and eat lollipops BUT HEX ACTUALLY RUINING IT FOR EVERYBODY. I mean who calls "Like baby oooooohhhhhh oooooohhhhh" MUSIC?? UNBELIEVABLE. Plus this isn't the only list he has added himself to but he has also hit that MOST SEARCHED WOMEN ON GOOGLE list and has happily made it to the number 7 Position. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. DO I NEED TO SAY MORE?

3. VEENA MALIK

ALRIGHT, TO HELL WITH A FAMILY BLOG, ALL KIDS PLEASE CLOSE YOUR EYES AND SKIP TO THE NEXT CATEGORY AND ONLY THOSE PROCEED WHO AGREE TO THIS LINE "VEENA MALIK IS A FEMALE DOG"

ALRIGHT FOR THOSE WHO HAVE PROCEEDED LETS CONTINUE WHO THE HELL DOES SHE THINK SHE IS? UNBELIEVABLE. SHE DRINKS BEER, SHE WEARS SHORT CLOTHES, SHE INSULTS PAKISTANI FAST BOWLER ASIF, SHE SAYS SHE WANTS TO BE INDIA'S DAUGHTER IN LAW, SHE CONFESSES HER LOVE WITH AN INDIAN GUY, SHE DOES ABSOLUTE VULGAR STUFF ON A SHOW AND THEN SHE HAS THE NERVE TO DEFEND HERSELF? TO TOP IT ALL SHE HAS COME BACK TO PAKISTAN AND WILL DEFEND HER SELF IN A PRESS CONFERENCE? PLEASEEEEEEEEE SOMEBODY ANYBODY SHOOT HER WITH A BLOODY BAZOOKA. BLOW HER APART, SHEX A DISGRACE TO OUR NATION. WHO CAN GO THAT LOW TO GET SOME MONEY? ABSOLUTELY DISGRACEFUL AND EMBARRASSING AND SHAMEFUL.......... I HATE YOU VEENA, I HATE YOUR BLOODY GUTS, I WILL KILL YOU....... PLEASE SHARE & RETWEET THIS BLOG SO MUCH SO THAT SHE GETS TO READ IT. I WILL KILL HER IN A LIVE SHOW IF I GET THE CHANCE, I WILL BURN HER ALIVE AND THEN LAUGH AND SAY "BURN VEENA BURNNNNNNN".... I AM STILL BEING VERY DECENT EVEN MY MOM HAS SAID LOTS BOUT HER THAT SHE NEVER SPEAKS ON SUCH TOPICS

2. CRISTIANO RONALDO A.K.A SHITTIANO RO-NAA-LAADO

Well he comes on second for a reason but first for those people who like to compare Messi with this guy. Just one comment from Sevilla's president and then I will move forward "Its blasphemy to compare 'Messi' A great among the greats to Ronaldo JUST A good player"

Now people have asked me again and again why do I hate Ronaldo so much, he scores goals all the damn time, his free kicks are just unbelievable but still u hate him, why? Today let me answer in just one line

Ans: BECAUSE I LOVE FOOTBALL

Ronaldo is a good player, no doubt he has scored unbelievable amount of goals and how he scores them is just breathtaking. His skills of dribbling are just paramount (Dont know if thats a word but wanted to use it :P) BUT Hex a disgrace to football, he dives, cries, cheats , has no respect for other teams, has no respect for other players and has no respect for football. When he starts to loose he starts crying literally like a baby and then he starts to cheat, he dives all the time. He could get Olympic Gold in diving competitions, he pushes and does stupid fouls, he has no respect for anyone including fans, players and even coaches. He pushed Guardiola during the latest El Clasico when Barca were whupping Madrid, WHO THE HELL DOES HE THINK HE IS? People would be surprise to know that I used to be a ronaldo fan. I thought that his name is ronaldo too just like the Brazil one and he will be just like him and now I say he is a disgrace to the name Ronaldo. That is exactly why I call him SHITTIANO RO-NAA-LAADO --> (Don't Cry Poor Baby)

1. PAKISTANI POLITICIANS

The number 1 spot belongs to NOT 1, NOT 2, NOT 3 but a whole bunch of people known as Pakistan's politicians. These people have ruined the country, they fight above the line just to show us but below the line they are all together looting our nation together and taking profits in anything they can get. Poor is getting poorer and rich are getting richer. Poor have no gas, electricity, water and even basic necessities like food have taxes on them but their horses have a whole doctor team and get treated like KINGS. DISGRACEFUL, SHAMEFUL............ COME ON THE YOUTH OF PAKISTAN LETS GET UP........... LETS DO THIS........... LETS DESTROY THEM AND GET THEM DOWN ON THEIR KNEES AND SAVE OUR COUNTRY

WELL THATS THE END

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Flirts : The Stereotypes

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First things first, m FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Second thing: Congratulations to Lionel Messi for becoming Ballon D'or second straight year, I think Xavi deserved it but Xavi & Iniesta are already legends. Let Messi become one for now. So gooooooo the magical trio for the catalans :)

Third Thing: M FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Alright now guess whose back? Yeah I know Shawn Michaels returned in WWE but guess again

Yeah I knw Kaka is back from injury in Real Madrid but alright one more guess

NO NO NO M not talking about the return of Beyblade series on cartoon network I was talking about me & my blogs but guess nobody missed them? eh?

Aaaahhh who cares? M still gonna write blogs and you will read em like you always have, you got no choice........ muwahahahahahahahaha

Anywayyyyyyyy...... I was thinking and thinking and thought of many blog topics but then which one to write 1st? Then I thought of this topic and here we go

Flirts.......... Aaaaaahhhh flirts one of the fastly increasing populations of the world. Everyday we see new kind of flirts coming in trying their stuff, while some fail at what they do but the others oh well the others are the ones who don't have to roam around alone.

First lets see what flirting is?

Ans: Flirting is a 1991 Australian coming of age film about a romance between two teenagers starring Noah Taylor & Nicole kidman

Oh wait thats not the definition........... darn u Google....... Lets try again to see what is flirting?

Ans: Flirting is non-physical romantic communication between two people to negotiate mutual attraction through body language and verbal tactics. It is an initiation ritual of human mating and consists of a playful sequence of reveals and challenges that serve to communicate, test, and amplify attraction. Revealing attraction is accomplished primarily through specific modes of body language that indicate contact readiness (hair flicking, eye contact, brief touching, open stances, proximity etc.) and vocal tone (pace, volume, intonation). Challenges (teasing, questions, qualifying, feigned disinterest) serve to increase tension, test intention and congruity.

Alright m pretty much sure that half of that went over your head :P

That is EXACTLY WHY PLEASE use Wikipedia ONLY when YOU CAN :P

So now let me define in simple plain english what is flirting

Ans: It is the ritual when a boy/girl (YES GIRLS FLIRT THERE I SAID IT) come and talk to the other gender in an odd manner trying to impress them with that style is called flirting

Now lets consider the types

1. Cheap Flirts (90% Boys & 10% Girls)

"Is it hot in here or is it just you" well maybe take a look at your dialogue and maybe you might know why are you feeling that way? Oh come onnnnn ........ Seriously you think these work? Well it deserves a slap + heel combo to every cheap flirt out there. These are the ones who have to flirt with EVERY one out there. My university has them and two of them even got their pictures on the new campus advertisement, no wonder :P. They are not just a bad name to the ancient name of flirting but give a bad name to generally that gender as well mostly boys.

2. Amateur Flirts (75% Boys & 25% Girls)

"At last I finally found the perfect girl" ........ Yea I know all you amateur flirts out there waiting for your turn and to tell you the fact you people are the biggest & largest amount of flirts in this category. They are fine but the problem with them is that they don't know when to say what? Their timing is a complete disaster and they can blurt out the most stupidest thing to the most awesomest thing but majorly at the wrong time. Amateur flirts are everywhere and we don't need to go look finding for one just say in your class "OH DAMN" and the ones who look around searching for a girl, VALLA.

3. Nerdy Flirts (30% Boys & 70% Girls)

"Am very good at history so I must be good at dates" Yeah when someone speaks that line he/she MUST have a CGPA above 3.4 Plus ATLEAST. Since many boys are not capable to pull the feat of a 3.4 GPA so its mainly the girls who fall in this category. Starting from notes and rising above is their general method but the problem is that they are only successful if the other one is of their kind too. A nerd can only be good around a nerd otherwise they are not even considered humans, some alien hybrid specie that came down to earth to ruin our grades :P

4. Cool Flirts (65% Boys & 35% Girls)

"Hey flattery will get you everywhere so keep talking" Yea thatx flirting a very diffrent kind of it though. Cool flirts just stay cool and let it be with, they don't care what happens and if they loose one girl/guy for it. They will remain cool and let the others drop for them. To be a cool flirt you need some basic necessities

1. LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS OF MONEY

The rest comes with the 1st neccesity, below I have given a pic of a cool flirt but am seriously not sure if "IT" is a guy , girl OR? :P

5. Professional Flirts (50% Boys & 50% Girls)

"OMG LOOK AT THAT BOY/GIRL, HE/SHE IS AN ANGEL, HE/SHE IS SOOOOOO NICE" .......... Let me break it down to you people there are too kind of nice people

1. Actually nice people

2. Professional flirts

Both have almost the same kind of reputation in a society but BOY do they have the different methods to achieve it. One simple example winning the player of the year award in FIFA :P

1. Lionel Messi (Actually Nice People)

2. Shittiano Ronaldo (The other kind)

These are the MOST Rarest kind and its very hard to find "NICE" people anyway and among these nice people then these come. Sheesh its a hard world to live in. Well no piece of advice because these people are very lethal and they are at the best at what they do so you can't resist. They are called the Pros for a certain reason and everybody should respect that.

Well thats it from my side for this time

I know I have lost my touch a little but will be back with more soon

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*HI FIVE* TO HUMILIATION FOR MADRID

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M Backkkk........... ALREADY? NOT ANOTHER ONE OF HIS ANTICS AGAIN? DIDN'T HE POSTED HIS LAST BLOG A WEEK AGO?

Yes I know what you are thinking so stop thinking and start reading :P

Tuesday 30th November

1:00 Am

Ten Sports

YES , That was the time when the FC Barcelona fans started shouting at the top of their throats in support of their team while Madrid fans (Real Ones not the Glory Hunters) covered their eyes in horror of what happened right before their eyes

90 Minutes Of SHEAR DOMINANCE

90 Minutes Of TOTAL ANNIHILATION

90 Minutes Of BEAUTIFUL FOOTBALL

90 Minutes Of COMPLETE HUMILIATION

90 Minutes Of BARCELONA

Yes, It was one of the best nights and for me maybe even bigger than when Barcelona whupped Manchester United 2-0 to win Champions League.

Now I want to discuss some parts of the game

1. Goal Number 1 --> Xavi On Iniesta Assist

Well only two words......... Absolutely BEAUTIFUL

When two BIGGEST players in the world meet together and 2 CERTAIN contenders for THE BEST PLAYER OF THE YEAR it has to be BEAUTIFUL

The X-ray vision pass by Iniesta, then the juggle by Xavi and then the beautiful beautiful finish

XAVI CELEBRATING

2. Goal Number 2 --> Pedro On David Villa Assist

WHATTA A Run By David Villa totally amazed Sergio Ramos & Casilias for Pedro to finish one of the most EASIEST goals of his life

3. Shittiano Ronaldo's Little Antic

Now WHO THE HELL DOES HE THINK HE IS? Fights happen between players but YOU CANNOT I REPEAT YOU JUST CANNOT TOUCH A COACH. I Completely back Victor Valdes from whupping some sense into his peanut sized brain. I never respected this man because of his sportsman spirit which is equal to the size of red blood cell's nano version but now I thought he is a good player and now that goes into the ENDLESS PIT

VALDES SHOULD HAVE SHOT HIM DOWN

4. Goal Number 3 & 4 --> David Villa On Lionel Messi Assist

Alrighty , do you have ANY words for Lionel Messi's visionary genius and Villa's finishing excellence? I know that I DON'T HAVE ANY

Told everyone that GODZILLA is a thing of the past & now its MESSIVILLA a monster that ripped Madrid's defense to shreds.

TWO of the most amazing through balls by now UNARGUABLY the BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD Lionel Messi and two of the best finishes by UNARGUABLY Spain's best striker EVER David Villa :) ........ MESSI'S GENIUS BROUGHT THE CURTAINS UP & VILLA'S BEAUTY BROUGHT THE CURTAINS DOWN

VILLA CELEBRATING WITH THE CATALANS

5. Goal Number 5 --> Jeffren Suarez On Bojan Krikic Assist

The Final nail in the coffin of the Galacticos

The Final slap on the face of the "Special One"

Bojan's beautiful searching ball for Iniesta....... the Master missed it but the disciple didn't. Lurking around Jeffren came for the ball and within 5 minutes of playing time he chipped one over Casillias to make it 5-0 as Barcelona fans and players all around rose their palms showing the 'FIVE' ......... EPIC MOMENT

I give this the MOMENT of the game

JEFFREN KNOWS HE HAS COMPLETED THE DESTRUCTION

6. RAMOS'S ANGER SPREE

All Barcelona fans were celebrating, jumping, dancing as Messi was again taking the ball with utmost brilliance towards the Real Madrid area when all of a sudden in mere seconds there were some bodies going down. 1st was Ramos's absolutely horrendous tackle on Messi , then when Puyol came to defend Messi , Ramos shoved him in the face, then he pushed Xavi while he exited after being shown a RED CARD , Casilias also took his shot at Pique and shoved him. ABSOLUTELY DISGRACEFUL FOOTBALL BY REAL MADRID , SHAMEFUL

In my point of view it wasn't the 5 goals that disgraced Real madrid , no no no those five goals humiliated them

It was their crying and bad sportsman spirit that disgraced them. Shittiano push then ramos. In total of 7 yellows cards and 1 red card

SHAMEFUL

DISGRACEFUL

TOTALLY BOOOOOOOO

I WOULD GIVE HIM 3 RED CARDS IF I WAS THE REFREE

7. THE SPECIAL ONE?

Okay in this year's build up all we got to hear from madrid fans was Mourinho this and Mourinho that. Special one this and Special one that.......... Remember Mourinho did this and he did that. Well now I stand and ask if Mourinho is the "SPECIAL ONE" then Guardiola is "SPECIAL KILLER"

GUARDIOLA OWNS EL CLASICO NOW

5 out of 5

Perfectttttttt

Those people saying that it was Mourinho's 1st El Clasico

Remember Guardiola had a 1st too bt he didn't loose and give stupid and lame excuses

From next time it will be

El Clasico ® --> Barcelona VS Real Madrid

ALL RIGHTS RESERVED GUARDIOLA & INC

THE MASTER MIND

8. LIONEL MESSI HAS COMPETITION?

ALRIGHT M WRITING THIS IN BOLD SO YOU ALL CAN GET THIS LOUD & CLEAR

LIONEL MESSI HAS NO COMPETITION, HE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD AT WHAT HE DOES. PLEASE NEVER EVER COMPARE HIM WITH RONALDO. HE HAS CLEARLY SHOWN THIS NOW AT 4 DIFFRENT OCCASIONS

NOBODY EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER COUNT RONALDO IN HIS LEAGUE

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ENDING WITH SOME MEMORABLE PICS OF THIS YEAR'S 1ST EL CLASICO WITH CAPTIONS

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VISCA EL BARCA

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ALL HE COULD DO WAS STAND & WATCH

GUARDIOLA THINKING "MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

RONALDO THINKING "WHY CAN'T I BE LIKE THAT GUY? MOMMMMMMMYYYYYY"

CASILIAS THINKING "PLEASE STOP IT, I ASK FOR MERCY"

THE MOMENT WHEN RONALDO LOST IT ALL

VALDES SLAPPING MADRID

I LOVE BARCA TOO :) VISCA EL BARCA

THE DEATH CERTIFICATE :)

ABIDAL TO RONALDO "DUR FITTAY MUN"

The Bakra/Celebrity Stereotypes

Hey Rough guys & Girls (None of the gentle men and ladies read my blog :P)

Yes its true, I am back. Why? To wish you all Eid Mubarak of course thats exactly why. Yes another eid-ul-azha has passed and still SOME Z People are alive...... oh wait its not allowed to sacrifice dogs is it? :P

Old joke? Yea am outta jokes now

This time around I have come again with another one of my very very serious blogs about current situation and its a very very serious discussion......................... Naaaaaah Its the old funny blog so no need to shut off your computers already please read what's ahead

Well another Eid-ul-Azha passed by and as always we bought donda and aandal bakras (male goat) and sacrificed them in the way of ALLAH. Donday are those bakras which have only 2 teeth while the aandal .......... well that everybody should know so find out your selves :P

As always I fed the bakras and took them around, made them drink water but since I started writing blogs like about 4 months ago this time my mind went on a diffrent side thinking that how bakra's personalities soooooooo resembled some celebrities / famous people . Because all famous people are not celebrities :P

I bought three bakras this time and they all resembled a celebrity / famous person.

1. Bakra Number 1

Color : White

Size: Better then average

Traits: a) Very Proud About Himself

b) Over Acting

c) Tries To Show Off To Other Bakras By Speaking Very Loudly

d) Tries To Engage With Bigger Bakras But Gets Whupped By Them

e) Eats Very Selectively Like He Will Get Expensive Leaves Other Than Ordinary Leaves

I looked in the celebrity world for his double

WHAT? You guys guessed it before me?

Well I guess after those kinda traits there is no other left

For all those who got it congratulations

For all thsoe who still didn't let me present to you

SHITTIANO RO-NAA-LAADO a.k.a Cristiano Ronaldo :P

The One & Only

THE RESEMBLANCE IS JUST.......................

2. Bakra Number 2

Color: Brown

Size: Good

Traits: a) Egoistic

b) Remains In His Own World

c) Doesn't Speak Much

d) Always Hungry For Stuff

e) Dangerous If Engaged Cause He Tries To Fight Back Very Aggresively

I again searched and searched then my sight went on another person related to the football world. The guys is egoistic like anything, he fulfills b and c points. He and his team are very very very very hungry for titles and he also fulfills part e

This one is hard so let me make it clear

This time is Arsen Wenger

or betterly known by my regular blog readers as Sir Arsen 'Insane' Wenger :P

The pic above and the last pic of the bakra .............. Amazing Resemblance

3. Bakra Number 3

Color: Black

Size: Small

Traits: a) Feels Ignored

b) Tries To Speak A Lot When Ignored

c) Suffers From ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder)

d) Short In Height So Over Powered By Big Ones

e) Tries To Impress With Its Cuteness

This time I again searched, then I found a boy , no wait wait its a girl , oh no its a baby with an attitude? oh my I am sooooooo confused

Let me just tell you the name and you decide what the thing is

This time its JUSTIN BEIBER

A 12 year old kid posing like this? Doesn't get hilarious then this

Some previous Bakra Experiences also met me with some characters like Nawaz Sharif & John Cena :P , We never do Bakris (Female Goats) so maybe thats why I couldn't meet a Miley Cyrus or Lady Gaga :P

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The Second part of this blog contains pictures mainly of this eid

Some of the carnage that takes place in this eid while others show a continuation of my Previous (MOST VIEWED AND MOST FAMOUS BLOG) 'Gender Malfunction' http://sohaibx.blogspot.com/2010/09/gender-malfunction.html

PICS OF THREE SUITS IN JUNAID JAMSHED ..........AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

*FAINTS*

LOOK AT THAT CARNAGE..............I WISH THAT COULD BE THE PRESIDENT HOUSE :P

NOTE: THAT IS NOT MY HOUSE :P

THIS IS THE CARNAGE AT MY HOUSE, I COULD SHOW THE HEADS TOO :P

HANIA SCARED WHILE FEEDING SHITTIANO RONALDO :P OH I MEAN THE BAKRA

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GIKI MUN (Mega Ultimate Nostalgia)

Alright M Backkkkkkkkkkkkkk

After lots of days my blog was on a break and so was I as I was roaming in the wide open spaces of GIKI for all those who don't know what this is. Its a wolves , pigs and snakes inhabited university for engineering students in the mountains of TOPI....... Ghulam Ishaq Khan Institute Of Technology

Well me and my X GanG and some others went there to participate in a Model United Nations and our country was Argentina (LUCKY ME...... Vamos Messi :) )

Well the first bad thing that happened to me was on the morning on when we were about to leave since my committee was CCPCJ and got to know that my topics had been changed. My MUN had ended even before it started. I was broken inside and seriously my CCPCJ chair a.k.a Humayun Bhai a.k.a Chintoo doesn't want to know what kinda things I called him because I was coming there to win and my dream had been taken away from me

Well we sat in the bus and all my friends decided that now since I can't win and that all of them were already not preparing this trip is going to be fun and nothing else.

DAY 1:

We entered GIKI looking at its enormous gate and walls getting impressed by every second we saw its surroundings. All of us were saying COOOOOOL. Looking out the windows as the bus stopped in front of the central library. Yes we have entered the hub of technology GIKI, We came out of the bus with our heads high looking forward to a brilliant day ahead and got our handbags and I shouted "Lets GO" when a question came and I stopped which was "Where?" and then we looked around the HUB of technology was nothing more than a circly building in the center surrounded with 5 other departments and lots and lots of sun and bushes with no shade in sight then one of us answered the question "Lets go to the Cafeee" and okay we proceeded towards the cafe but as we entered our fun turned into horror as the cafe portrayed more of a small flopped restaurant in the hidden and remote areas of Gujranwala. Nothing to eat and only cokes to drink we bought the drinks and decided to roam around a little. After looking into the department and checking out the labs (which were really really cool) we looked for a sports complex and found it but unable to use it because of us being visitors we waited for the opening ceremony to start which was to be 3:30 pm Sharp and as we looked at our watches it was 4:30. The searing heat was starting to get us now and then finally we got the call that opening ceremony was about to start. We entered the auditorium and it was big but then we all started to feel bad and as we put a finger on it noticed that the Air Conditioners were not working. The ceremony was boring although we made it a lil fun by clapping a lot but it didn't matter. Finally we were gonna get the rooms and I stood in the line that would get me the keys to our room. I stood 45 yes u heard me 45 minutes in a line to get to know that my room was already open. Well since we were getting a room so I didn't fight and we went for the room. When we went in the room it was already occupied with COMSATS team. GIKI people told us to wait for 5 minutes in the common room as they would solve this matter. 5 minutes turned into an hour with us being lying like dogs in the common room with our baggage lying all over the place. Finally we got the room and since our time of resting had been taken by the room getting procedure we started to get ready for the Cultural cabaret. We wore our suits and left the place. The only great part about the cultural cabaret was our ramp walk. 5 boys did it among groups having girls and we still got appreciated from both boys and girls and I still can't remember what north korea did on the ramp walk :P

Well as the cultural cabaret ended we decided to run back to our rooms before the ragging session start and get ready in trousers and t shirts and roam in the university as uni students to avoid ragging (as suggested by my GIKI friend) but as we were about to leave we got to know that the room that was given to us was already alloted to FAST team. After another hour of waiting we were finally given the room and FAST team was shifted into another room. We went to TUC shop and bought biscuits and drinks to eat and lived on those for the night. HORRIBLE START

Day 2:

After sleeping after 3 am last night we had to get up at 6 in the morning to attend the 1st session at 7 am. We got ready and with practicing a little and without breakfast we entered the 1st session of our MUN. In the first session when it started the delegate of Brazil scared the hell outta me as she started reading out U.N articles and delegate of France and China spoke in their very hi-fi and energetic accents. I rose my placards sometimes and started speaking and without any prep raised some very good points and even made good work at rebutting some points raised at me. I was happy at my performance in the first session and we all went for lunch and had some stuff (dnt remember now) then we went back for the 2nd session. By now I had run out of all the general points that I had thought of or somebody else already spoke them before my turn could come and the discussion did also went very wayward. I went to most back seat and sat there looking as other fought it out between themselves. The second session ended and I quickly ran outta the hall and towards my room so we all can get ready for the big concert of E.P. It was to start at 7.30 Sharp and we all got ready and reached the place but well the definition of sharp of GIKI people didn't match ours. We ate kabab but still nothing, we went to TUC shop and back but still nothing, then we got in line and after another half hour people started to go inside. We went in and took the best seats in the house which gave us the most clearest view of the whole stage and the announcement came that "Concert will start in 10 minutes" and 20 minutes passed then another announcement "Concert will start in 5 minutes" and then another 15 minutes passed after which finally the announcer came and all I understood was "E.P" and from that moment onwards till the moment E.P left the stage we ALL went into a wild ride. Fawad's head banging and screams, Butt's rap and underground songs, Waqar's absolutely amazing drumming, Guitarist's glow in the dark transformer's shirt. JUST ABSOLUTELY SUPER DOOPERLY XTREMELY WONDERFULLY AND AMAZINGLY AMAZING. We all were very tired and after eating dinner we went back to hostels and slept.

Day 3:

"NOOOOOOOO, My neck hurts, my legs hurt, m sleepy I DON'T WANNA GO TO THE 3rd SESSION" were the calls we were making as we were forced to go to the 3rd session. Throats totally blocked, necks cramped, body pains and mind filled with E.P's songs we went to attend the 3rd session and spoke twice but had to leave early because of a problem. The rest went on as usual and the 4th session began which was the most fun of all sessions as all we had to do was to pass a resolution and then have fun. CCPCJ truly rocked as UNIFEM entered our room to attack us but got attacked themselves and well to say we got some very important prisoners of war as well :P :P *ahem ahem* and we beat those prisoners bad. Those who know already understand from my group. Then we had a dance off with France taking on Kuwait. Oh I also forgot to tell that Kuwait guy was absolutely AWESOME beat boxer and did magic too. Well as the sessions ended with some group photos we all went back to rooms and went to play soccer in the futsal court. We played football and had great fun and I also picked up a foot injury. Then we went to prepare for the Theme Dinner and the theme was Halloween. I decided to become the Joker. Green hair, white face, red smile and black eyes PERFECTTT. Being a die hard fan of the Joker I must say that I was the best among the ones roaming around. After getting ready we started to walk towards the destination and well oh well was it long, with my foot injury killing the hell outta me we walked nearly 2-3 Kms to reach the dinner area where we had dinner. In boys the best dressing would go to me or a guy dressed as SAW. In girls I would give it to the Sri Lankan girl who had AWESOMELY dressed as a zombie bride. After the dinner was the concert of Ali Azmat the KING OF ROCK, we walked again those 2-3 Kms to the auditorium. Yeaaaaaaaaaa

It was not supposed to be for weak hearted people but well even laced with a band consisting of Waqar at drums and Momo at Guitar after one hour of Ali Azmat's concert half of the hall was empty and we decided to leave too. Very disappointing concert it was as I went to escort my friend Maleeha to her hostel my foot really started killing me. Well I went to the medical wing and without a doctor in sight the nurse gave me pain killers on which I called my friends and went back to the room. After 35 minutes of washing I got all the paint and spray off from my face and hair without damaging the hair. Then again we went outside roaming very tired without a person in sight we started to go towards to TUC shop and as we reached we were told about an earth quake and a very massive one too. We never felt it cause our head's were already spinning and after the quake it started to rain. We quickly ran to reach our hostel totally dripping and then we slept

Day 4:

In day 4 there is nothing very special to tell except for the break fast we had and get ready. Yes we did a 900 Rs Breakfast. Yes people I can write this off my bucket list. We 5 ppl spent 900 rs on our breakfast eating 2 burgers each and a large glass of milk shake. The rest in day 4 was boring and nothing special happened. Had a great time back before we had to pay for a very stupid idea of the other team. We had to pay 200 per person because we hired a stupid van instead of going in the GIKI bus for free just to make a stop of 10 yes 10 DAMN minutes on a lake. STUPID AS U CAN GET

Things I Learned While In GIKI:

Definition Of Sharp:

When GIKI People put sharp at the end of their time please ask them this simple question your clocks are according to GMT (Greenwich mean time) or PST (Pakistan standard time) :P

AIR University ROCKS:

Yes AIR University is one of the best universities and I perfectly know now living in GIKI. The life there is fun yes but AIR still rocks.

Avoid GIKI Ragging:

As I heard from victims , if you are going to GIKI as a participant or a student do what we did and avoid the nastiest of raggings

ALL IN ALL It was a v good experience and was made memorable with my friends thea

We all will never forget room number 41

Many many memories lie there

My Committe also rocked , thanx Chair (He was the best among all chairs) , thanx Shabbo a.k.a Hasan, thanx to all the friends I made thea. CCPCJ ROCKS

Ending With Some Memorable Pictures :)

Till Next Time

X Y'All