Pictures Only In Pakistan

Hello Everyone :)

After months of thinking and brainstorming with no ideas I finally managed to pull another idea out of my rusty (writer's block stricken) mind.

When we don't have stuff to write? What do we do? We show the world we see! So here goes my first picture blog with pictures I have taken around Pakistan.

Sarcasm Note : I "DO NOT" Own A DSLR Or A DSLR Page and I still have the guts to take pictures of stuff around and blog about them! BEAT THAT!

First Some On The Lighter Side!

The Lovers Inside Us Pakistanis Just Won't Die

 Vans In The Past "Main Baray Ho Kar Bus Bannu Gi"
Vans Now "Fast & Furious Couch"

 K?

 I Don't Even ..........

 Boys Print Very Wells!

Trust Level : Pindi Boyses

 THIS IS LUMIA!

 Rules Are Meant To Be Broken!

Super Hero Facepalm! (Batman In Avengers For All Those Who Dnt Get It)

Now Some On A Serious Note!

This Is Our Youth! Studying In An Over Night Protest & Not Going Home! NOT That Filth That Talks To Their Girlfriends & Boyfriends At Home All Night! Smoke & Other Stuff!

Our Shops Get New Boards For Valentine's Day But Nothing For 14th August?

A Bathroom Writing!

None Of These Pictures Are Stolen!

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Men: The Oppressed Souls - A Reply!

Hello Everyone!!

On the night of February 7th 2012 I wrote a humor blog " Men : The Oppressed Souls" http://sohaibx.blogspot.com/2012/02/men-oppressed-souls.html 

The blog was a huge success among my male compatriots while equally the sarcasm never set in for the girls and some even went as far as started abusing. I promised back then a reply from the women's side for that blog and FINALLYYY one of my very close friends "Nandana Baji" has come up with a reply. Its a brilliant reply but shows that even she felt the sting of my sarcasm ;) .. Hahaha! Now I will shut up and following is the reply. Enjoy!

Balance ~ a reply to “Men: The Oppressed Souls”

To “Syed's Xtreme Shenanigans” fans, I would begin with apologizing for being so late on my “promised” reply to the blog “Men: The Oppressed Souls”.

Reading it back then I remember laughing on how a man has described his innocence as being the one “oppressed” by the other half of the society, note here I said “other half” and not the other “better half” of the society (pun intended).

The blog describes various points such as speech, teachers, shopping, manners etc highlighting how the world is so unfair to poor males where as females always are on the brighter side in every one’s eyes.

My dear friend, it is because of the perception that you males have made due to which (according to you) we females ALWAYS get to be on the brighter side and it is due to that same perception that you see yourself as PIGS, we have no hand what so ever in this whole controversy. Take for example “well mannered males – a myth” and “Speech” part of your blog: none amongst us girls prefer using abusive language i.e. “Oh crap” or “what the..” (and hey we all know what usually comes next) but if someone from us do utter such an expression in a relative situation then it is you males who HAD to STOP, voicing a comment on “HOW VERY COOL” it is. You see human nature works on the affection between the two genders; it is how balance is maintained. It is in every religion, we shape each other’s side by what we want of each other. Now if your side likes females who are cool because they go “OH CRAP” then that’s what you are going to get. We on the other hand will always prefer males who avoid such stuff, for us males using such expressions will always be “EWWW”. You are not oppressed, we just expect more from you then you do from us.

“Teacher” misunderstanding:  I once again begin by laughing, these teachers you talk about, aren’t they males themselves? (Point made) – You can rename your blog as “Males oppressed by males” or “Boys oppressed by Men”, we females have NOTHING to do with it (honestly). And I personally do know teachers who are fair with boys as well as with girls, I also am aware of teachers being biased towards males rather than females. Sadly this is how our education system is structured; you got to prove yourself worthy of attention. Try being patient, consistent and obedient it shall work IN-SHA-ALLAH.

As for the shopping part of your blog, that’s highly a “narrow sighted” topic. When a girl goes shopping she knows that she might not be able to make it to market after every hour like her brother/father/husband can. She thinks about the stuff she requires and also plans for stuff she might buy so as to avoid coming back to market often. She prefers purchasing all the stuff she requires in one go – stop looking at the bill, we are doing you a favor or else you would be asked to go get the shampoo because we are out of it. As for a male purchasing an expensive perfume, dear friend if you have 4 bottles of branded perfumes lying at home which you keep spraying on your feet so to get rid of the pungent wet feet smell, I do support that purchasing yet another one just because you have to go meet a “friend” isn’t a wise decision. WASTE it is!

“Poondi” is a term I learnt from boys. I often hear boys saying to each other “Poondi karney chal” meaning “let’s go drool over whatever girl passes by”. It is a common activity amongst boys these days, they have poondi points, I remember my university boys who travelled in bus with me requesting the bus driver to slow the bus as it passes by Zawiya academy because they had to check out “bachies”, so Mr blogger keeping in mind what you males do, if we do label you as drooling pigs, it is highly justified. As for us girls, it is true we all have lost “Haya” over males we see on television just because they decipher an image of a perfect soul-mate, an idea all girls “worship” these days. Thing is, if in a society males have lost their serenity then females too will follow the footsteps towards the darker path. Haven’t you heard that Hadith “Tum apni nazrain neechay rakho, tumhari aurat pak baaz rahey ge”. Then again, it is males who paved the first step towards this despicable deed. I feel highly distressed on the current situation where a young boy as well as a girl owns posters of males and females which they proudly display in their rooms and their parents pass by smiling thinking “bachey jawan ho gaye”. This poondi thing that you males invented is throwing our society off balance. It is making this society as a society of OPPRESSED BEINGS! Then again label your blog that rather than how you have labeled.

Shoving females in male-gender: How your blog makes me laugh!! Every single one of us is allowed to have opinions on what so ever they watch. If a certain girl likes Edward Cullen, (no matter how much her ignorance shines by this action), it is her choice. I do however know boys who themselves copy such characters so that they can come in the limelight. Do I not remember an “Edward Cullen” account you yourself shared with me some months back?  It is you males who are trying to be like us, trying to be pretty so that you can be liked by those girls who have hots for men mentioned in your blog. You males try to keep in your gender and worry not about what people are doing or not doing, it’s a phase and shall hopefully pass, about Lady Gaga and all, they use tricks to gain people’s attention and thanks to people like us they get what they want. Male or female, no one usually cares, the songs go on the charts and money is being minted that is what will keep on happening until we start ignoring.

Watching TV: Let your wives work or encourage them for activities that might help the society as a whole rather than leaving them home around this “television”, more over if you do want to watch a live match then promise them that you won’t watch a repeat telecast, you will not listen to the news later on about the same match you watched live, you will in no way read about it in the newspaper tomorrow morning. Older women in our society have very few activities; I am not talking about “work-house chores”, that they get to do a lot but “activities” as in “work that engages their brains”, if they are thinking about that TV serial all day long and you come home ruining their day’s thoughts than you are in trouble. As being man of the house it is your duty to keep her mentally engaged. Now if you can’t provide for her activities, that can keep her mentally healthy, then at least let her watch that tv serial. Oppressed here are those house wives who have nothing better to do then to wait for TV serials. Rename you blog my friend or better, break it in several many blogs.

The purpose of writing this reply to your blog is not to instill an argument but to make clear that man and woman are both a part of this society and play almost an equal part in shaping the perceptions, yet a female by nature can be tended, her behavior can be mended if the males of the society play their part honestly with care and respect for both parts.

Thank you for letting me write this blog, as for readers keep on reading “Syed's Xtreme Shenanigans”, according to me its “first-hand experience” of a talented writer explained in a witty way to keep the readers entertained yet informed about what or what not is happening in the world around! Happy reading!

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The Four Years

Heyy!!

Today when I left my university I looked back and four years just flashed before my eyes. Four years? YES! Four years have gone by and its time for me to bid this university farewell.

Four years of things BEYOND fun with my friends
Four years of running around completing projects on the final hour
Four years of avoiding making any girlfriends (Having hundreds of offers of course :P )
Four years of learning
Four years of AIR UNIVERSITY

These four years cannot be explained in words so I want to dedicate this blog to people who have been a major part of four years in Air University

1. Bilal, Taimur & Omar

Seriously I don't think we have anything to say now between us. At least not at my end, I have had a great time with you guys. Football, Bowling, Table Tennis, Gaming, Those Pointless Trips, Savor, Naan Pakoray. From the times to beating each other in fun to the times of sitting around remembering and cherishing old times. I have had the time of my lives with you three and I don't think this university would have been the same for me if I hadn't made three friends like you. The rest we will talk on text and facebook, leaving this blog for mentioning others. Haha

The video for you :)

Gems of My Life :') from Syed Sohaib on Vimeo.

2. BEME Fall 09 Section A

Four years I have been the class representative of this class! Many left us during this time (Zahra, Muzahir, Zubair, Atif) due to many reasons while many new joined (Section C) but this class always remained united and fun and made my four years amazing as well.

Some very important shout outs and one of the most important will go to Chaudhary Muhammad Hamza! He has been a very good friend and one of the most hilarious people I know in this world. I will sorely miss your jokes Chaudhary sahib and remember that Imran Khan >>> Nawaz Sharif.

Wasi haider a.k.a Shah jee, is almost like a big brother although he is younger than me in age but he has just that big and huge feeling about his attitude. A nerd he used to be but now he has turned into a much better form of a person. A more socially accepted version of himself. Stay this way shah jee.

Junaid Irfan Abbasi and Syed Inam, the most unstable duo I have even seen in my entire life. These two claim they are best friends but don't even add each other on facebook but still they are with each other all the damn time. Abbasi on one hand is a drunk version of a maulvi while Inam on the other hand is a multani version of Yokozuna.

Family 420 deserves a mention none the less. The four non stop fun having people I have ever seen and they enjoy throughout the semester and in the end get the highest damn marks. Ultimate all time funny Yazdani, The brains Daarhi, The computer genius yet unlucky due to certain reasons (ahem) Ebrahem and Chikna Thr... Oh I mean Ahsum :D

Hassan Ejaz also another member that has been the quietest yet one of the most awesome persons in this class. His choice in movies and stuff is always class and I can definitely have a blind trust on his choice. Hassan bhai is awe-quiet-a-bit :D

Ahsan Afzaal & Bilal khan I put your parts in the football area, once is enough don't you think? :P
Khurram, Zain, Sherry, Uzair, Maleeha, Atif, Usama Mukhtar and I just can't mention them all. All of you are great and remain the way you are.

3. Bus Number 3

My journey in this bus has been on and off but great is just a small word to define this bus. I have had some amazing times in this bus. Found some of the most amazing people and made fun of every single one of them. Chacha Hakim :), Usman (Rapper) , Usman (Ninja) , Rida (Jalebi Bai), Shahbaz Bhai (Shabbo) , Imran Bhai, Yumna Baji, Anum (Hanger) , Fatima, Subayyal (Noon) , Mansoor (Aloo Chaat) , Saadia (Made in china) , Falak (Fruit Ninja), Maria (Angry bird), Talal (Tom Cruise), Humna (Bhool Bhulaiyaan), Shehroze (Willy Wonka) & Daniya (Silent Movie). Thanks to all and remember all those jokes I made on everyone was just for fun and don't take them to heart and forgive me if I ever hurt anyone's feeling. Thanks for making even going home from university and going to university an amazing time!

4. My Football Team

All I needed to say about this amazing team, I said it in a separate blog. Read it here http://sohaibx.blogspot.com/2013/04/mechanical-football-team.html


THANK YOU!! THANK YOU FOR MAKING THESE FOUR YEARS WONDERFUL!

Ending Words For Air University! I just have to say is that I love this university, the time I have spent here has been beyond amazing and unforgettable. DARE Say anything against this university. THE BEST UNIVERSITY IN THE WORLD!

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Our Beloved WAPDA

Hey Allllllllll

I am Backkkk. Was busy spending some great time with my family, had a planned trip to Skardu but it got cancelled due to the weather then we spent time in Muree, Nathiagali & Azad Kashmir. Found a waterfall and lagoon in Azad Kashmir was absolutely beautiful.

Well now on to the topic!!!

Everybody says bad about WAPDA, load shedding all the time, no light and people abuse them, go out on streets and break stuff but they never stop to look at the bright side of WAPDA. Of course there is no light so people don't tend to see the "bright" side but now let me help you.

1. PUNCTUALITY

"LIGHT AA GAYI OYEEEE" Is normally the shouts around the city when sometimes WAPDA decides to give you some of the electricity that they have. Then in that time you have soooooooo much to do, Charge ur mobiles and laptops, wash your clothes, iron your clothes, get ready and many many more. If you know you have just one hour to do all this stuff then you get determined to do all this, in start you might fail but now we all are very brilliant and managing this time and this is EXACTLY how WAPDA managed to help you. They made you efficient and punctual. Be Thankful

2. FAMILY LIFE

UPS Out, Mobile Battery Dead, Wifi Down, Laptop Battery Dead and especially NO TELEVISION. This gives us what? Pure family time, a family time that we never get in this Facebook, Capital Talk & Hamsafar filled world. All sit together in dark rooms and talk stuff that they would never talk otherwise, family time has disappeared from these technology filled times. For this one I REALLY Thank WAPDA

3. ENHANCES HEALTH

Light is out at 4 am, UPS runs out and its HOT. What do u do? You go out into your front yard/lawn and you walk. You do a morning walk which is not just healthy but necessary for your body.

Then your light is out, no washing machine but you really need your clothes washed, so? You wash them yourselves, see exercise?

4. ENHANCES YOUR SENSES

In these times we have started to depend on technology too much rather than our own senses. WAPDA again helps us in these times and helps to enhance our senses. Now we can see better in dark, we can hear better and we walk around the house with our eyes closes and touching stuff. How much can WAPDA help?

5. ENHANCES YOUR SURVIVOR SKILLS

First all the Mummy Daddy kids go like "ITS SOOO HOTT" and now they are used to it. See the difference? We learn to bear the heat, we learn to sleep in heat, we learn to sleep outside our house. We learn soooo much all thanks to just one department and that is our WAPDA.

Oh WAPDA, We all love you from the darkest places of our hearts, as dark as our houses our without the BLOODY LIGHT YOU OWE US TO WHICH WE PAY YOU ........ Oops I mean we love you WAPDA

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Ending with a picture of the waterfall I visited

Absolutely B E A U T I F U L 

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Girls : Defense Against The Dark Arts

Heyyyyyyy

http://www.facebook.com/groups/221719674530423/

Well FINALLY I got the topic, sitting around thinking to continue the Men: The Oppressed Souls blog with the reply from the girls side but I will wait for NZ to get free and write that, till then I noticed the amount of girls who abused and literally ran after me to beat me up after that blog so now I decided to write a blog to support girls because you never know my future wife might be among my readers. So this one goes to the girls

Before I need to give one Shout Out

PEP GUARDIOLA

The Myth, The Legend, The Man has finally decided to end things with Barcelona and all I would say to him is THANK YOU PEP!!! THANK YOU ........... Nd Best of luck to Tito Villanova for the future

Well now onto the topic

No matter how much I can STRESS on the fact that men are being oppressed by females all around as you can see in my previous blog http://sohaibx.blogspot.com/2012/02/men-oppressed-souls.html

BUT , there is a small percentage of men who are haunting females as well and that haunting is BAD.  So this blog goes out to all those females and ladies who have been haunted at least once by THOSE type of men/boys. This blog ladies is a lesson on how to save yourself from these creeps.

NOTE: This blog is NOT for those girls who enjoy all of this, because trust me there are a lot of girls who do and even become girlfriends through these methods. You are AS disgusting as the guys who do this.

1. POONDS

The majority stand in this category. Boys who don't want to turn into men turn into Poonds instead. Poondi is the local term for checking out girls by the boys. Some boys are good at this Poondi thing and they can check a girl out without the girl even getting a simple hint that she is being checked out while the others are just dumb enough to look at her while she passes by again and again from head to toe

SOLUTION:

Is there a group of boys standing in your way to the cafe or some place checking you out? and shouting names on you? The solution is simple girls, walk pass them without a single drop of weirdness on your face, that place to walk is as much yours as theirs. Basically why these Poonds do this is because they are alone and they have no girls to talk to and by doing this mostly girls turn up to them and call them bad and leave and they get happy that a girl talked to them so they will do it again to you. If you don't give them any sort of reaction then after two-three times they will leave themselves. Just hold your head high and don't even give them a little bit of attention.

2. ONLINE STALKERS

Got a recent friend request or a fb message from a guy saying "Waant to be fraaandshap with me? =D =D <3 " ???  FIRST of all that is a "Pindi Boy" right there :P (Learn the difference). I have seen this through my career with the friends I have had and also with my fake profile (Yes, I ran a fake profile once for fooling my friend reasons :P) Guys jumbling out friend requests like the girl is supposed to accept them and if she does accept it the guys think that accepting a friend request = She accepted my proposal to become my girlfriend.   

SOLUTION:

Ignoring ain't gonna do the trick ladies because they are gonna keep messaging you until you finally loose your temper and say bad stuff to them. The solution to this is simple, a BURNING insult and no no no not one of those "Tumharay ghar main maa behan nahin hai kya? (Don't you have mothers and sisters in your home?)" go for something new. Insult them bad and they will never bother you again because these stalkers ain't the brightest of folks they can't think of comebacks that easily.

3. MOBILE STALKER

Getting a lot of text messages or even calls lately from an unknown number with the same kinds of messages like "fraandshap" or "u R vErY bTfL" or stuff like that *shudders at his own examples* These people are just like online stalkers but more dangerous because online stalkers can affect you only when you are online but these can hunt you all the time because they have your mobile number. 

SOLUTION:

The solution for both online stalkers and mobile stalkers is NOT the same. For an online stalker they know its your profile and if you insult then they know they can't get anything more so they might leave BUT if they get to confirm that it is actually a girl's number with them they will NOT leave anyway. So the simplest most solution is NOT to reply to the messages and if he calls OR make a call and hand over your phone to your brother or your some male friend that you trust and just give them some private time with the stalker. I am sure he will not bother you again.

So that's it for this time

I repeat that this blog is NOT for those girls who tend to enjoy this shit

At the end first a picture of the newborn Aayan Abbas , my cousin Auj a.k.a Queenie's son :)

Nd Then Its A Thank You PEP Guardiola :D

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What We Are?

Heyyyyyyyyy Alllllllll

M Backkkkkkkk (Not Entirely)

Its been approximately two months of no blogging and I know that all of you are expecting a very hilarious blog from me (my voice booms in an empty reader's column) :( . This writer's block can be a real pain sometimes for a writer. Since still I am unable to think of something funny to write about than this time I am going to blog about some points that I have been thinking over the past few weeks.

First things first I would like to divert everybody's attention to the killings happening in Quetta, Gilgit, Karachi and other places of Pakistan. Outside forces are killing our brothers, sisters, mothers, fathers, daughters and sons and not just killing they are doing it in the most inhuman and violent ways imaginable. These outside forces are trying to rip us apart in these Shia-Sunni conflicts. As much as I know Shia & Sunnis are brothers and we need to stand up against these people who are trying to rip our mother land by creating sect riots. Shia-Sunni need to combine hands and become how they have become in Bahrain. Bahrain is the perfect example where they tried to target sects and create differences but both sects combined and now they are facing huge problems from a united and powerful crowd.

Now towards the rant

1. Hypocrites

We are hypocrites and nothing but hypocrites. We can only blame other people whilst we are doing the same stuff under a hidden blanket. Talking about Pakistanis only then how much we love to blame Zardari, Nawaz Sharif and others for what is happening in Pakistan but we never for one second stop to take a glance inside ourselves. That would be asking too much wouldn't it?

If Zardari puts his relative as a minister then its A FOUL ACT
If one of us gets our relative a job through a "Sifarish" then its helping each other

If Zardari drinks alcohol then he is considered foul
While we never stop to look at how much alcohol is being drunk in the local community

If Zardari does corruption and sends his children outside of Pakistan its called in corruption and against Patriotism
When you send your children for advanced studies, then its for the betterment of your children

As according to a Hadith of Holy Prophet (S.A.W) (not quoting) that the leaders of a nation are exactly like the public. So that means we are little Zardaris and he is all of us combined into one.

2. Liars

We are not just hypocrites but we are amazing liars. We can give one of the most amazing images of ourselves to someone to impress them but the moment they turn their backs on you then you bring out the REAL self. I have seen a girl who use to say "I don't sit with guys that is Sooooo bad, I don't go out with anyone except my very close "girl" friends I can't stand them, I hate these show off clothes wearing girls" and in recent times I have seen that girl do ALL of those things above and more. 

I have seen a guy who can go to any extent of lying that you can't even imagine. According to him he has done everything from the moment of the great Alexander. Soon we might find out that he was the reason behind the bombing of Nagasaki and then he teamed up with Japan to build them the nation as they are now.

I know of a guy who used to do "unspeakable" stuff and now owns a registered NGO, is very famous among everyone and runs a blog criticizing people who do the same "unspeakable" stuff.

I have seen many people and during this all just remember this that I am trying to say "WE" meaning am not just blaming you but blaming myself as well

In the end as these days "What you think" pictures are becoming very famous then from my side.

WHAT WE THINK WE WERE

WHAT WE THINK WE HAVE BECOME

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WHAT WE THINK WE WERE

WHAT WE WILL ACTUALLY BECOME

THINK......

Just a rant this time

Its all from me this time

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PG: Not For Children

Heyyyy Allllllllllll

M Back, after the grueling success of my blog Men: The Oppressed Souls. I have been threatened, abused and applauded by girls all around. Many girls agreed to my point of view easily, some abused me a lot and then agreed to my point of view and some just went on to threaten me :P

Well still waiting for the reply from the Women side, I thought of bringing to you another blog.

Now there is some stuff which were made and brought forward for children and maybe those things look good when you are children but when you look at those things as an adult then if you are a parent or even someone who cares will try to keep the children away from these AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE.

I List Some Stuff Down

1. BARNEY

"I Love You, You Love Me, We Are A Happy Family, With A Big Big Hug & A Kiss From Me To You, Won't You Say You Love Me Too"

You would just find almost all kids back in the time singing this song and I would want to insult Barney but one of my good friends the Pindi Boy (Hammad) (The best humor blogger in Pakistan) has already done this in one of these blogs and I will instead copy some of his lines.

Barney I will not take this anymore. All those sleepless nights all those nightmares of a purple dinosaur coming in my dreams and hugging me and that tune repeatedly going in my head for 4 years of my life.

I love you, you love me, we’re a happy family with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you, won’t you say you love me too?

Does no one else find this song psychotically messed up? It has pedo written all over it. And to all the Barney lovers out there. I just have one question for you. Was he just hugging you? Was he just simply and only hugging you? Think about it.

It’s Time to Say No to Barney. Because it’s creeps like him that ruin kids like me.

Each smile on each of the child in his show has a story. A sad shocking story. These aren't real smiles these are artificial smiles. Smiles that cover the emotional scar of what Barney did to these kids. If only they would speak up.


2. SESAME STREET

Sesame street was one of the most popular kids shows when I was a kid and they even translated it for the Pakistani children in urdu with the name "Khul Ja Sim Sim" but now when I see this program as an adult. People think by watching sesame street children will learn how to "count" and "spell" but now I see that sesame street teaches kids other things. Like how to "judge" people and "label" people.

Like they have the above character named "Oscar" and they judge him right in his face. They treat this guy like crap in the entire show

They would be like

The old people: "Oscar you are so mean, isn't he kids?"

Kids: "Yea , Oscar you are a grouch"

HE LIVES IN A DAMN TRASH CAN, what do u expect of him?

These are the kids that walk over homeless people in the streets saying "Get a job grouch"

Sesame street is a terrible place, I never would want to go there. With six foot pigeons walking around the area :/

Then they have this above character and they call him the "Cookie Monster" , ever wondered why he is always hyper and his eyes are popping out?? You know it is not the sugar :P , Ever wondered what kind of cookies is he asking for?


3. DOREMON

If there has been a more annoying show than Doremon then I would prefer to die before watching that show. It has been sooooo much annoying in english and in Pakistan they have dubbed it in hindi. It is pure torture and I am damn sure that they have started showing non stop shows of Doremon in Guantanamo Bay as well. This show only teaches kids how to take shortcuts in real life, how to ditch you mothers by using lies and shortcuts, how to bully your friends and how to talk to a blue creature that lives with you. Learning a lot eh?

4. DORA THE EXPLORER

Okay when I was a kid then my mom didn't even let me play with all the bad kids of the street and look at kids now. They are watching a show and "Idolizing" a cartoon character which is a girl who goes around everywhere without the permission of her parents with a talking monkey?? What the hell are they trying to teach children these days? A fox that loves stealing stuff, stalks Dora everywhere and not even once has Dora tried to tell her parents about it. Cartoons for children?

5. JUSTIN BIEBER

Disney just totally got off the track to make stuff for children when they launched Miley Cyrus to the children and then things started getting worse and then it hit rock bottom when they launched another girl into the society. The girl being "Justin Bieber" . They made this girl to entertain children all around but her first song was about her chasing a girl all around a bar singing "Baby baby baby oooooohhhhhhhhhhh" , I MEAN WTH?? Except for the word "Baby" there is nothing for children to see or "hear" in that song. Things just went downwards from there.


6. INDIAN CRICKET TEAM

Cricket is supposed to be a sport for everyone and including children but then came in the "Indian Cricket Team" and made it a complete adult sports. The pictures are enough said.

7. MALL ROAD MUREE

One of the main reasons behind Mall Road Muree was simple, a place for complete family fun and if as a kid you would look at it as a place with toy stores and arcade gaming but look at it as an adult and it has turned into nothing but a "Poondi" (If you don't know the meaning of this then you still didn't read my Men: The Opressed Souls blog and you don't deserve to know it) spot for boys and girls alike. Pindi boys and girls stand wearing sun glasses in gangs and stay on a look out for good looking girls and boys who are out with family and make them uncomfortable. You really want to drag kids out there?

8. VEENA MALIK

Majority of the kids remember the above for being the host in the GEO show "Ham Sab Umeed Sey Hain" and then look at her as an adult and she has done some "TOP" class stuff after leaving that show. She has ruined the caste of "Malik" 's name. Absolute disgrace and shame and needs to be kept away from children.

9. F 9 PARK

What the F9 park was built for :)

All clean and good family fun :) Kids playing around as parents enjoy the greenery and have a good picnic :)

& Presenting To You, What The F9 Park Is Being Used For

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I may be a Maaya Khan hater but really we do need one of her in the F9 park :P

10. LADY GAGA

If you think Miley Cyrus and Justin bieber were not enough for the children of the world to be destroyed and turn into a world of mayhem. Then came "Lady Gaga" , Eminem has seen some REAL stuff in his life and just look at his face in the above picture. You think this "THING" is even anything you would show your kid even kept behind a cage in a zoo?

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Happy Valentine’s Day Pakistanis : Feat Bilal

Heyyyyyyyy Alllllllllllll

Today is the big day for which everyone was waiting for. All the red roses being sold all around the world, love cards being given to the ones you love, sending e-cards if your love lives far away, different and expensive gifts being bought for the ones you love, dates will be arranged all over the world in expensive restaurants, events will be organized regarding the big day in cafes, parks and restaurants, everything will be decorated in the color of love that is red, with hearts, roses, ribbons and glitter being the main ingredients. The day of love, the day of expressing your love to the guy/girl you have loved. You can finally ask him/her out. Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ITS VALENTINE’s DAY

I Can’t express my excitement in words so I will express my excitement in pictures I took of myself below. Here is to all of you celebrating this amazing day J

 I am trying to keep this as polite as possible but seriously you guys need to get a life. This blog I am writing today is ONLY and ONLY for Pakistanis. I don’t care what anybody else does but I need to deliver my message to the Pakistani youth. You people are celebrating Valentine’s Day? I won’t go into the long stupid history of who made this day and how it came into being because even to this day it is not sure that which of the myths related to this day are correct but it has been widely proclaimed as the day of love. Finally you can ask the guy/girl you have liked out, isn't a dream come true? A day just to do exactly what you wanted. 

NO THIS IS JUST PLAIN STUPID , I was just watching a show on television in which a girl was walking around with a mic in her hand asking girls and boys how they celebrate valentine's day and they all told how they take their girls and boys on dates and how they buy them gifts and they buy them whatever "THEY WANT" and if someone was sensible enough to say that Valentine's day is not a part of our culture and I don't celebrate then she used to get rude and tell them that they are stupid. I MEAN WHAT THE HELL?? 

You are trying to celebrate an event made by English people (not just U.K & America) and are trying to learn how to love from them, from whom?? Those who have places for dogs in their home but who and leave their parents inside an old person home? You are trying to learn how to love from people who don't even know the meaning of it. 

If you really want to learn how to love and celebrate love then celebrate Eid Milaad-Un-Nabi like the way you people celebrate Valentine's day to show your love for your Holy Prophet (P.B.U.H) , celebrate Mother's day , Father's day with as much enthusiasm as you celebrate Valentine's day. The youth now have thousands to spend on the people they met days, months or years (in special cases) ago A.K.A loved ones on valentines day buying gifts and going on dates but they don't have bloody "30" Rupees even to buy the people WHO RAISED THEM UP AND MADE THEM WHAT THEY ARE a simple card on mother's of father's day. If this is the kind of love you are learning from this day then please stop it. I live in a hostel room that is right in front of "Cafe Rock Bistro" and I can hear the "LOVE" in my room as well spreading throughout. CHEAP, DISGRACEFUL, EMBARRASSING. 

This is not a long rant because really nobody would give a damn to my blog. I could've named this blog to something against Valentine's day but I decided to name it as such because I at least wanted that those who are celebrating it can get the message by my pictures above. In the end I am just putting a picture of me and my friend who have seen that we are Forever Alone and we despise these stupid activities.

Me & Bilal

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