Pakistan & The Mouse Trap!

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Now in the past days, I had sort of a mouse problem at my house. So first I tried to chase it around with a stick in my hand and hoping to catch it or get it out of my house. Since that plan failed, I changed the strategy to something for fatal and brought home a conventional mouse trap. I set the trap with the bait and went to sleep, the next day when I woke up the bait was gone and the trap never worked. I thought I might have failed in setting the trap properly so now with a much more attractive bait, I set the trap again the very next day and in front of my eyes the mouse came and took the bait out of the trap and the trap didn't work again as the mouse ran away with the butter filled treat. So it turns either the mouse is too light weighted or too quick for the trap so I went out and found myself a better trap. A mouse cage and sure enough as I set the bait in the exact same position and slept, the next morning I found the mouse trapped in the cage knowing that since now it had the habit of taking that treat every night and guessed it would be on the exact same spot but did not figure out that the trap could be more dangerous cause it never got caught in the trap before and was unaware of my planning.  

Sounds familiar?

From the day Pakistan was made in 1947 to now we have been pulled into traps, all different kinds of them. From the start with Mountbatten changing the map of Pakistan and giving all resources to India or may it be the recent sectarian fights trying to be instilled in the public so that we can die without our enemies having to even touch us. 

This is just a plot that we have been put through, we have survived some of the traps that were set for us but we survived cause we never knew they were traps and in some we were caught because we still didn't knew they were traps. From MQM trying to raise the Muhajireen to stand against the Pathans to the Terrorist and banned outfits pre planning events to create a Shia Sunni crisis in the state. All of the traps we have fell in cause we are ignorant, we are illiterate and we are not able to differentiate between right and wrong. We have elected the same corrupt governments again and again to rule over us and every time at the end we say that we won't fall for it this time but yet again here we are. Is this not a trap that we have fallen for?

People are fighting over sectarian issues, pulling out fatwas and calling everyone kaafir (Infidel) while those very people I know abuse all the damn time, every word out of their mouth is followed by an abuse and don't even follow the basic points of Islam but they would rather fight over sectarian issues. People even defend the terrorist branches out there killing people because they belong to a sect and they don't like their beliefs. Now killing someone is THAT EASY! 

But if we are Muslims then the Quran (Not a book of any sect) states that killing of one soul is like killing entire humanity. Did our Holy Prophet (S.A.W) ever killed someone cause of their belief? Did he not respect all religions and beliefs and tried to make people realize the truth by his actions and words NOT by force.

WE HAVE FORGOTTEN THE HOLY QURAN! WE HAVE FORGOTTEN OUR HOLY PROPHET (S.A.W) & WE ARE NOW FALLEN INTO A TRAP OF MULLAH AND MAULVIS SPREADING LIES EVERYWHERE!

America on one hand trying to take over the sovereignty of Pakistan, while India on the other hand always stabs us in the back whenever we extend a hand of friendship. Have we not let this country suffer enough cause of us?

Our enemies are laying traps all around us and we are falling. Why don't we see? That they are afraid of our unity! THEY ARE AFRAID OF THIS NATION UNITING! THEY SAW WHAT HAPPENED WHAT THIS NATION DID UNDER A LEADER! 

ITS TIME TO THINK! ITS TIME TO AVOID THE TRAP! ITS TIME TO UNITE!
PAKISTAN ZINDABAD!

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Pakistan Will Develop When ......

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After a long long long break! The last time I wrote a blog was in July and that was also written by someone else. I thought about some topics but just couldn't write stuff but then while on my way to Gujrat in a train I thought up of some points. Some points that I believe are the actual full stops in Pakistan's way to development. Somethings that we need to do instead of blaming everything on the government.

The points are as follows


PAKISTAN WILL DEVELOP WHEN ......

• When we will play our "National sports" instead of using it as a weapon in fights or for breaking stuff in protests.
• When we will respect our own language more than other foreign languages.
• When we will stop being slaves to other cultures.
• When we will learn that "Revolution / Inquilaab" does not mean a one day Jalsa or long march.
• When we will learn that "Inquilaab" means to change one self before trying to change the world.
• When we will learn that "WE" elect the government.
• When we will embrace our own culture.
• When we will learn about our history and find out how this country came into being.
• When a "bat" will be a sports equipment and not a political icon.
• When a "book" will be something we read instead of voting for it.
• When we will embrace our religion instead of modernizing it.
• When we will follow our religion the way it is supposed to be instead of editing it according to our own stupid mind sets.
• When we will learn that we have to give Pakistan, Pakistan does not owe us anything.
• When we will learn that Pakistan is a gift to us, a huge gift and the more we take care of it, the less it is.
• When we will be Pakistanis first before being a Punjabi, Balochistani, Sindhi and Pakhtun.
• When we will be Muslims first before being a Shia, Sunni, Deobandi, Wahabi.
• WHEN WE WILL RESPECT PAKISTAN!

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Creeps: The Stereotypes

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Its time, I am back! Its been ages since I wrote a humor blog, the last one being wayyy back in January. Mechanical engineering degree was in its final moments and now its complete :) THANK GOD! I am officially an Engineer now :)

First things first! I finally hit the 1 LAKH ALL TIME VIEWS POINT! So I decided to make a facebook page for my blog cause even my fridge has one! So go and hit like here " http://www.facebook.com/SyedsXtremeShenanigans "

Now let's get to the topic. Girls from all over the world have been a target for perverts on social networking websites. While some "abnormal" girls actually enjoy this crap, I contacted the "normal" ones and asked them to share their experiences with me regarding perverts sending them messages over social networking websites. The results ..................... Well the top 10 I found are below!

Note: I am erasing the name of the girls but not erasing the name of the guys!

1. The Fraandship Me

 These are the basic types, asking girls all the time for Fraandhips and accepting their request. Even to the extent that they even keep asking girls to add them on Twitter. *Face palms*


2. The Despo Routine

Hasnat Ali here is showing a perfect example of desperation. He shows that he is in desperate need of a friend like all the boys in the world just died yesterday and only this girl can fulfill the void that is his life now without a friend and within this he also puts words like "Hook up" and "night stand" , lets all stand up for this genius.

3. The Suggestion Maker

Now he is the guy who is trying to suggest his way into a girl's friend circle and one thing we all know is that girls HATE suggestions. Plus this guy is totally opposing what he is saying while saying that jeans suits her in the first comments and later asking her not to wear jeans. We have a short term memory loss genius at our hands.

4. The Nice Guy

How to get a girl to become your friend? SIMPLE! Show her that you are a nice guy and my friend over here is trying this, introducing his name like his profile doesn't show it already and assuring that he is a nice guys over and over again. Seriously? If it worked then tell me too.

5. Straight To The Point

Here our friend is going straight to the point and is sooooo honest, even telling her right away that he likes her sooo much but well not honest enough to show even his own name or profile? He names his profile LIFE? Where we all tell him that he should get one instead.

6. The Lover

Now this guy hot soooo heart broken that he actually had to delete his facebook account after the rejection from this girl! These people show that they have totally fallen for the girl and can't be more helplessly in love and if you ask them what love is. They will surely answer "Jo Amir Khan ko Kareena Sey Huwa Tha In 3 Idiots" SHEESH!

7. tH3 g3n1u$ p1nD1

It took me hardly 5 minutes to write the complete blog but it took me a whole minute to write just the title of this one. The Pindi boyses know their shit when its comes to writing like the guy has written above. Its just v3Ry $sPh1sTiC@t3D !!!

8. The Nelson Mandelas

After what he has said, do I need to say more??

9. The Sympathy Votes

His friend is sick and all he is doing is going around messaging girls on facebook while he talks about his friend in only 30% of the message and in 70% he is actually talking to the girl


10. The Emotional Blackmailer

These people try and emotionally blackmail the girls into sending just one message. Clever girls don't fall for it and they end up deleting their accounts from Facebook. 

After all these I am soooo glad that I am a guy and don't have to deal with this crap every single day. My heart goes out to all the girls out there who have to deal with this crap day in and day out. Ending this blog with some honorable mentions of messages that I also want to show to my readers :)

The Shair! (Poet)

The Vulgar! (but a genius reply)

Seriously?

He shows that he hates her but still he couldn't restrain from messaging her!

Trying to be Sarcastic! (Fail)

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Party Leaders: My View

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M Backkkk!!!

2 Months of no blogging and two half written blogs still in my dashboard I leave it all behind and go on towards this blog which I have been asked by many people to write on. It has no "objective" but just a point of view!

So let's start

1. Imran Khan (PTI)

I hope after this PTI fans don't start abusing me like they started abusing media personnel but I will say what I have to say! I myself was a major fan of Imran Khan when the so called "Tsunami" started and I supported him but he has parted ways with his own words. He said he would do a lot in turn he has either done nothing or the complete opposite. 

He wouldn't let corrupt leaders join his party?? --> He has many

He would let the youth have the power?? --> None what so ever

Party loyals will be taken care off?? --> All starting party members leaving

There has been a major downfall to Tsunami from what it started in Lahore to what it has become now which is just a joke. Imran Khan is now doing the same "conventional politics" that others have done. Showing us gold plated dreams and even taking our own dreams away from us. He has thugs in his parties such as "Garvaish" owner of the "Garvaish" hotels in Faisalabad who is a known thug in the area. Disrespectful people such as Inamullah Niazi and MANY MANY MORE corrupt politicians are a part of his "REVOLUTIONARY" team.

One thing PTI fans should engrave in their minds. PTI and Imran Khan are nothing but aiding PPP in winning the next elections as well because all PTI will end up doing is to steal votes of PML (N) and some areas of PPP while PPP will clearly have the majority with PML (N)'s votes divided. So until unless Imran Khan comes up with something brilliant (WHICH I TRULY HOPE HE DOES) there is no hope for PTI what so ever.

2. Zardari (PPP)

Now this is a leader! NONE of his party officials say anything bad about him, NONE in Pakistan has the guts to say anything about him on his face, NONE have it what it takes to fool him, NONE have it what it takes to take him out. He has made leaders (not from his party but from all) dance on his fingertips and those people even knowing couldn't stop him. Zardari is PURE EVIL! 5 years he did everything in front of everyone and nobody could do shit to him. Although he ruined my nation but a super villain of his stature is hard to find. His smaller thugs even of the likes of Rehman Malik are not under people's control what else can you ask about him.

3. Sharif Brothers ( PML (N) )

Here there is one brother who is actually doing something, maybe only in big cities but its showing none the less. The steps he has taken in Lahore, development in Faisalabad, Multan, Rawalpindi is commendable. The work he is doing for youth is amazing such as Laptop scheme, Internship scheme, Punjab youth festival and the world records are just some examples. He goes around and makes sure the work is done rightly by himself.

On the other hand though there is the other brother, the elder. Who has been totally unmatched and bamboozled by the genius of Zardari and the competition by Imran Khan that he has nothing left in his arsenal. He starts his speech to blaming Musharraf and he ends his speech on hanging Musharraf! WHY? Not because he loves Pakistan but it was Musharraf who ended his reign and made him runaway on a deal to Saudi Arabia. Zardari making a fool out of him repeatedly and Imran Khan's competition has made the new hair on his head to fall again. He made promises and forgot, HE DID NOTHING as an opposition and let Zardari rule for five years where people starved to death!

When people say he has no link to America I LAUGH!

Its such a simple equation!

Nawaz Sharif + Saudis = Best Friends

Saudis --> (Allies of U.S.A) = U.S.A

Replace in above equation

Nawaz Sharif + U.S.A = Best Friends

4. Altaf Hussain (MQM)

ALTTTTAAAAAAAAFFFFFFFF BHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIII

SAAALAAAMMM SAALLAAAMMMM SAALLAAAMMM SAALAAAMMM SALLAAAAAMMMMMMMM

Nuff said! I still want to live. I am too young to be killed and body bagged!

So now I have raised a serious question! If I hate all of the above leaders then whom do I support

LET ME TELL YOU WHOM I SUPPORT!!!

I SUPPORT

I Believe the Pakistani army should come over and trial and hang all these corrupt leaders and then either rule themselves or hold a new election and bring in a cleaner government. Cause its time to clean up this country!

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The 14 Days Of Freedom!

Heyyyyyy Alllll

FIRST OF ALL HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY TO ALL :-D

I am not back yet! This is just a small post, a post related to 14th of August!

Whenever August starts we start a  hype on our Independence

• Shows on televisions regarding independence
• Television channel logos turn green
• We remember how we got this beautiful land and the sacrifices our forefathers made
• We buy Flags and Jhandiyaan and decorate our homes and cars
• Social media users talk about Pakistan, Turn their display pictures green and talk about "BLEEDING GREEN"
• We light up our buildings and decorate them
• People wear cultural clothes everywhere
• Hundreds and thousands of private and public events are held all over the country
• People listen to Patriotic songs and dance on "Sohni Dharti" & "Dil Dil Pakistan"
• There is NO Sindhi, Punjabi, Balochi or Pakhtun, all are PAKISTANIS!

THEN

14th August Passes! Nd Over The Coming Days!

• Sindhi, Punjabi, Balochi and Pakhtun are born
• Social media users change their display pictures in time
• Nobody talks about BLEEDING GREEN anymore
• Television channels turn their logos back to their normal colors
• Normal shows of fights between politicians and dismantling Pakistan's image in the outer world start again
• The Flags and Jhandiyan on our homes remain there till rain and winds tear them up and shred them to pieces
• We forget how we got this beautiful land and the sacrifices that were made
• We start ignoring our national language Urdu and go in a race to learn and speak the foreigner's language
• We forget our culture and start following the culture of the west
• Television channels start showing Indian and other world stuff
• People listen to songs and dance on "Munni Badnaam huwi" & "Sheela ki Jawani"

That is our 14 days of Freedom!

Pakistan got its Independence on 14th August 1947

Pakistanis are still slaves!

Think About It!

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HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY!

ITS TIME US PAKISTANIS ATTAIN FREEDOM FROM OUR WEST CONQUERED LIVES

PAKISTAN ZINDABAD!

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What We Are?

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M Backkkkkkkk (Not Entirely)

Its been approximately two months of no blogging and I know that all of you are expecting a very hilarious blog from me (my voice booms in an empty reader's column) :( . This writer's block can be a real pain sometimes for a writer. Since still I am unable to think of something funny to write about than this time I am going to blog about some points that I have been thinking over the past few weeks.

First things first I would like to divert everybody's attention to the killings happening in Quetta, Gilgit, Karachi and other places of Pakistan. Outside forces are killing our brothers, sisters, mothers, fathers, daughters and sons and not just killing they are doing it in the most inhuman and violent ways imaginable. These outside forces are trying to rip us apart in these Shia-Sunni conflicts. As much as I know Shia & Sunnis are brothers and we need to stand up against these people who are trying to rip our mother land by creating sect riots. Shia-Sunni need to combine hands and become how they have become in Bahrain. Bahrain is the perfect example where they tried to target sects and create differences but both sects combined and now they are facing huge problems from a united and powerful crowd.

Now towards the rant

1. Hypocrites

We are hypocrites and nothing but hypocrites. We can only blame other people whilst we are doing the same stuff under a hidden blanket. Talking about Pakistanis only then how much we love to blame Zardari, Nawaz Sharif and others for what is happening in Pakistan but we never for one second stop to take a glance inside ourselves. That would be asking too much wouldn't it?

If Zardari puts his relative as a minister then its A FOUL ACT
If one of us gets our relative a job through a "Sifarish" then its helping each other

If Zardari drinks alcohol then he is considered foul
While we never stop to look at how much alcohol is being drunk in the local community

If Zardari does corruption and sends his children outside of Pakistan its called in corruption and against Patriotism
When you send your children for advanced studies, then its for the betterment of your children

As according to a Hadith of Holy Prophet (S.A.W) (not quoting) that the leaders of a nation are exactly like the public. So that means we are little Zardaris and he is all of us combined into one.

2. Liars

We are not just hypocrites but we are amazing liars. We can give one of the most amazing images of ourselves to someone to impress them but the moment they turn their backs on you then you bring out the REAL self. I have seen a girl who use to say "I don't sit with guys that is Sooooo bad, I don't go out with anyone except my very close "girl" friends I can't stand them, I hate these show off clothes wearing girls" and in recent times I have seen that girl do ALL of those things above and more. 

I have seen a guy who can go to any extent of lying that you can't even imagine. According to him he has done everything from the moment of the great Alexander. Soon we might find out that he was the reason behind the bombing of Nagasaki and then he teamed up with Japan to build them the nation as they are now.

I know of a guy who used to do "unspeakable" stuff and now owns a registered NGO, is very famous among everyone and runs a blog criticizing people who do the same "unspeakable" stuff.

I have seen many people and during this all just remember this that I am trying to say "WE" meaning am not just blaming you but blaming myself as well

In the end as these days "What you think" pictures are becoming very famous then from my side.

WHAT WE THINK WE WERE

WHAT WE THINK WE HAVE BECOME

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WHAT WE THINK WE WERE

WHAT WE WILL ACTUALLY BECOME

THINK......

Just a rant this time

Its all from me this time

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