Party Leaders: My View

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2 Months of no blogging and two half written blogs still in my dashboard I leave it all behind and go on towards this blog which I have been asked by many people to write on. It has no "objective" but just a point of view!

So let's start

1. Imran Khan (PTI)

I hope after this PTI fans don't start abusing me like they started abusing media personnel but I will say what I have to say! I myself was a major fan of Imran Khan when the so called "Tsunami" started and I supported him but he has parted ways with his own words. He said he would do a lot in turn he has either done nothing or the complete opposite. 

He wouldn't let corrupt leaders join his party?? --> He has many

He would let the youth have the power?? --> None what so ever

Party loyals will be taken care off?? --> All starting party members leaving

There has been a major downfall to Tsunami from what it started in Lahore to what it has become now which is just a joke. Imran Khan is now doing the same "conventional politics" that others have done. Showing us gold plated dreams and even taking our own dreams away from us. He has thugs in his parties such as "Garvaish" owner of the "Garvaish" hotels in Faisalabad who is a known thug in the area. Disrespectful people such as Inamullah Niazi and MANY MANY MORE corrupt politicians are a part of his "REVOLUTIONARY" team.

One thing PTI fans should engrave in their minds. PTI and Imran Khan are nothing but aiding PPP in winning the next elections as well because all PTI will end up doing is to steal votes of PML (N) and some areas of PPP while PPP will clearly have the majority with PML (N)'s votes divided. So until unless Imran Khan comes up with something brilliant (WHICH I TRULY HOPE HE DOES) there is no hope for PTI what so ever.

2. Zardari (PPP)

Now this is a leader! NONE of his party officials say anything bad about him, NONE in Pakistan has the guts to say anything about him on his face, NONE have it what it takes to fool him, NONE have it what it takes to take him out. He has made leaders (not from his party but from all) dance on his fingertips and those people even knowing couldn't stop him. Zardari is PURE EVIL! 5 years he did everything in front of everyone and nobody could do shit to him. Although he ruined my nation but a super villain of his stature is hard to find. His smaller thugs even of the likes of Rehman Malik are not under people's control what else can you ask about him.

3. Sharif Brothers ( PML (N) )

Here there is one brother who is actually doing something, maybe only in big cities but its showing none the less. The steps he has taken in Lahore, development in Faisalabad, Multan, Rawalpindi is commendable. The work he is doing for youth is amazing such as Laptop scheme, Internship scheme, Punjab youth festival and the world records are just some examples. He goes around and makes sure the work is done rightly by himself.

On the other hand though there is the other brother, the elder. Who has been totally unmatched and bamboozled by the genius of Zardari and the competition by Imran Khan that he has nothing left in his arsenal. He starts his speech to blaming Musharraf and he ends his speech on hanging Musharraf! WHY? Not because he loves Pakistan but it was Musharraf who ended his reign and made him runaway on a deal to Saudi Arabia. Zardari making a fool out of him repeatedly and Imran Khan's competition has made the new hair on his head to fall again. He made promises and forgot, HE DID NOTHING as an opposition and let Zardari rule for five years where people starved to death!

When people say he has no link to America I LAUGH!

Its such a simple equation!

Nawaz Sharif + Saudis = Best Friends

Saudis --> (Allies of U.S.A) = U.S.A

Replace in above equation

Nawaz Sharif + U.S.A = Best Friends

4. Altaf Hussain (MQM)

ALTTTTAAAAAAAAFFFFFFFF BHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIII

SAAALAAAMMM SAALLAAAMMMM SAALLAAAMMM SAALAAAMMM SALLAAAAAMMMMMMMM

Nuff said! I still want to live. I am too young to be killed and body bagged!

So now I have raised a serious question! If I hate all of the above leaders then whom do I support

LET ME TELL YOU WHOM I SUPPORT!!!

I SUPPORT

I Believe the Pakistani army should come over and trial and hang all these corrupt leaders and then either rule themselves or hold a new election and bring in a cleaner government. Cause its time to clean up this country!

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If Super Villains Were In Pakistan?

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Yes ladies and gentlemen the wait is over *Speaks in an empty hall*, it’s been at least two months of the time I haven’t blogged. Exams, projects and the end of semester was just AAAAAAHHHH. Anyhow I am back and my return blog is ready.

A year ago I wrote a very successful blog if I do say so myself, on how all these Super Heroes always end up being in either Europe or American continents, they never end up saving people in Pakistan or even India for that matter and I described what would happen if some of them did came over here. The link is as follows http://sohaibx.blogspot.com/2011/06/if-super-heroes-were-in-pakistan.html

Well having watched Avengers the movie (Hulk Smashing Loki scene was AWESOME) and watching seasons of Avengers and Batman, a couple of days ago I was wondering that if Super Heroes were in Pakistan they were bound to have enemies and if we take those enemies that they have in comics then how would they fare if they would be in Pakistan.

1.                  Joker (Batman)

If I love any villain beyond measures, then it has to be “The joker” and no biggie that I have even written a tribute blog for him (http://sohaibx.blogspot.com/2010/07/tribute-to-joker.html). The character is pure evil and nothing but evil but when among Pakistanis even the “Clown Prince of Crime” is going to have problems

Situation 1:

Headline News: Joker Striked Out!  

Due to the economic crisis in the country the minions who were hired by the “Clown prince of crime” from local areas have all decided to go on a strike claiming that they are not happy by the way Joker treats them and also they need a raise in their pays, keeping in mind the recent rise in prices of all the items. As crazy as this situation is as even upon threats by The Joker killing these people they have threatened the Joker back with leakage of information of his plans and hideouts to the Lahore police. The unknown location from where these protests have been recorded and given to the media still remains a mystery and police is trying to find the minions. Any settlement between the parties remains to be seen

Situation 2:

Headline News: Terrified Joker Gives In

After the alarming news of the sudden surrender of the clown prince of crime people are still wondering if it’s a trap set by the Joker but till now The Joker seems terrified of something. As we all know that the Joker was not seen since a couple of months back after one of his most devious plans in Lahore and he was thought of as the biggest evil mind in Pakistan. More information is yet to be extracted from the Joker as security officials say that all the Joker has been saying since his surrender the letter “Z” and how scary it is. (If you know what I mean)

2.                 Live Wire (Super Man)

Live wire is the female villain of Superman, she used to be a reporter but due to an electric shock gone wrong she turns into a villain with powers to control electricity.

Headline News: Livewire Become the Bearer Of Good News

Livewire broke free and started causing havoc in Old Lahore city but she was caught and this time not by Superman but instead by local people of the area who were out there doing protests against Load Shedding. She was brought down to near the ground and ambushed with rubber tires and caught and tied up in the rubber. Then livewire was handed over to LESCO who have taken her into custody and put her into the grid after which the Chief Minister of Lahore Mian Shahbaz Sharif has announced that from now on there will be no more load shedding in Lahore.

Bullseye (Daredevil)

Bullseye is the villain of Daredevil with the perfect sight for targets and he never misses his targets, exactly something like Deadshot for Batman.

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Mr. Freeze (Batman)

Mr. Freeze is the scientist who was covered by a coolant and now cannot survive without subzero temperatures only wanting to bring his wife back to life. 

Headline News: Mr. Freeze Frustrated!!!

Mr. Freeze was at it again attacking Faisalabad this afternoon but the people of Faisalabad turned it over for Mr. Freeze as none of the people asked for any help as Mr. Freeze went over the town freezing stuff because of the high temperatures and increasing load shedding. Kids started playing in the snow instead and people kept asking for more from Mr. Freeze which frustrated Mr. Freeze to the point that he shouted and left the area without the need of Batman to wind things up. One person also was reported to shout from behind "Para kal wi chakar laa jaana" --> "Brother please come tomorrow as well"

Lex Luthor (Superman)

The billionaire Lex Luthor of Superman, almost everybody knows about him, having no superpower except money

Headline News: Superman Takes Lex Luthor To Supreme Court

The billionaire businessman Lex Luthor has been called to supreme court by Chief Justice Iftikhar Chaudhary after Superman lodged a complaint on his corruption cases regarding importing many illegal weaponry and forbidden metals such as the Kryptonite. Cheif Justice has taken up the case and the first hearing of this case will be done tomorrow. 

Kingpin (Daredevil, Spiderman)

The crime lord of the comic world is Kingpin

Headline News: Kingpin's Dead Body Found Inside A Bodybag

The whole Karachi was shocked today when the body of Kingpin was found inside a body bag in Azizabad. Kingpin who self proclaimed himself as the "King of crime" in Pakistan yesterday has given turned this total shocker as maybe he turned to piss some bigger "Bhai" of Pakistan. This maybe a great clue that Azizabad is the area of MQM's main head office and fortress "Nine-Zero" but with the death of someone as powerful as the Kingpin, I am no one to blame anyone

Green Goblin (Spiderman)

Green Goblin is the super villain of Spiderman who is the businessman Norman Osborn who after a genetic enhancing experiment and some creation of new weapons becomes the Green Goblin. Remember that Spider man died in my previous blog :P

Headline News: Green Goblin Caught By Load Shedding Riots

After the death of Spider man nobody ever thought that the Green Goblin can be caught but the things turned over unexpectedly when a load shedding riot unexpectedly broke into Norman Osborn's house because he had generator's running. While breaking through the house the rioters broke into the room where Norman Osborn secretly kept the weapons of Green Goblin. People started using those weapons and gliders of the green goblin on his home and in the city. Upon the arrival of Police they captured the people using the weapons and also captured Norman Osborn who never had time to run away.

In Short --> PAKISTANI ARE AWESOME

No Super Villains can harm us, we have our own though :P

That's it for this time (Next time will be an Illuminati blog)

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What We Are?

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M Backkkkkkkk (Not Entirely)

Its been approximately two months of no blogging and I know that all of you are expecting a very hilarious blog from me (my voice booms in an empty reader's column) :( . This writer's block can be a real pain sometimes for a writer. Since still I am unable to think of something funny to write about than this time I am going to blog about some points that I have been thinking over the past few weeks.

First things first I would like to divert everybody's attention to the killings happening in Quetta, Gilgit, Karachi and other places of Pakistan. Outside forces are killing our brothers, sisters, mothers, fathers, daughters and sons and not just killing they are doing it in the most inhuman and violent ways imaginable. These outside forces are trying to rip us apart in these Shia-Sunni conflicts. As much as I know Shia & Sunnis are brothers and we need to stand up against these people who are trying to rip our mother land by creating sect riots. Shia-Sunni need to combine hands and become how they have become in Bahrain. Bahrain is the perfect example where they tried to target sects and create differences but both sects combined and now they are facing huge problems from a united and powerful crowd.

Now towards the rant

1. Hypocrites

We are hypocrites and nothing but hypocrites. We can only blame other people whilst we are doing the same stuff under a hidden blanket. Talking about Pakistanis only then how much we love to blame Zardari, Nawaz Sharif and others for what is happening in Pakistan but we never for one second stop to take a glance inside ourselves. That would be asking too much wouldn't it?

If Zardari puts his relative as a minister then its A FOUL ACT
If one of us gets our relative a job through a "Sifarish" then its helping each other

If Zardari drinks alcohol then he is considered foul
While we never stop to look at how much alcohol is being drunk in the local community

If Zardari does corruption and sends his children outside of Pakistan its called in corruption and against Patriotism
When you send your children for advanced studies, then its for the betterment of your children

As according to a Hadith of Holy Prophet (S.A.W) (not quoting) that the leaders of a nation are exactly like the public. So that means we are little Zardaris and he is all of us combined into one.

2. Liars

We are not just hypocrites but we are amazing liars. We can give one of the most amazing images of ourselves to someone to impress them but the moment they turn their backs on you then you bring out the REAL self. I have seen a girl who use to say "I don't sit with guys that is Sooooo bad, I don't go out with anyone except my very close "girl" friends I can't stand them, I hate these show off clothes wearing girls" and in recent times I have seen that girl do ALL of those things above and more. 

I have seen a guy who can go to any extent of lying that you can't even imagine. According to him he has done everything from the moment of the great Alexander. Soon we might find out that he was the reason behind the bombing of Nagasaki and then he teamed up with Japan to build them the nation as they are now.

I know of a guy who used to do "unspeakable" stuff and now owns a registered NGO, is very famous among everyone and runs a blog criticizing people who do the same "unspeakable" stuff.

I have seen many people and during this all just remember this that I am trying to say "WE" meaning am not just blaming you but blaming myself as well

In the end as these days "What you think" pictures are becoming very famous then from my side.

WHAT WE THINK WE WERE

WHAT WE THINK WE HAVE BECOME

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WHAT WE THINK WE WERE

WHAT WE WILL ACTUALLY BECOME

THINK......

Just a rant this time

Its all from me this time

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