Heyyy Alllllll
FIRST THINGS FIRST , HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE MOST TALENTED AND THE BEST FOOTBALLER IN THE HISTORY AND UNIVERSE , LIONEL ANDRES MESSI , YOU ARE JUST UNREAL :)
Yes its another one , Its been holidays but I haven't been able to write a blog amidst all the problems of my bad result, 9-5 internship. Just EXHAUSTING.
Well anyway I am back and this time I was thinking that why don't any super hero come to Pakistan or even India for that matter. Never has the man of steel tried to save a Pakistani in a terrorist attack, never has Spider man stopped any thug from looting in Karachi, Never has Batman tried to stop the most evilest villain of all times (not taking name but I think you all understand ZZZZZZ) in Pakistan. Pakistan has never had a super hero of its own and while India has made two namely Krrish and the upcoming Ra.One still none of them became a super hero in India and while Krrish decided to become a superhero in Singapore the latter Ra.One becomes a hero in U.S.A and U.K. So the question arises that if our well known Superheroes came to Pakistan what would've happened?
1. BATMAN & ROBIN
The dynamic duo which are considered to be one of the most feared Superhero team among all the villains and especially considering the fact that they are without any superpowers but what if they come to Pakistan?
Scenario 1: Fire at multiple buildings in Lahore
Batman: Robin
Robin: Yes Batman!!
Batman: Its been quite sometime since we had a problem, aint it?
Robin: Yes, they said they will ignite the bat beacon when any trouble arises
Batman: Yeah you are right, relaxxx
Over at governor's office
Governor: DAMN THIS LOAD SHEDDING , HOW DO I TURN THIS BEACON ON WITHOUT ANY ELECTRICITY??
Scenario 2: Robbers hiding in store in Liyari Karachi
Batman & Robin catch the bad guys and come back to the place where they parked the car
Batman: Robin??
Robin: Yes Batman!!
Batman: DIDN'T WE PARKED THE CAR RIGHT HERE MAN??
Robin: WHAT WE'VE BEEN ROBBED??
2. SPIDER MAN
The web swinger Spiderman one of the most famous creations of Marvel comics as he swings throughout the city taking out bad guys using his spider like abilities but what if he came to Pakistan?
Scenario: Trouble at night in Lahore Puraani Anarkali
GEO NEWS: Ladies and gentlemen we are bringing you live the scenes from a big hostage situation as some robbers have made the owner and the customers at a store hostage and are asking for some demands and till this moment there is no sign of Spider man. There is no light in this area so its very hard for the rangers to make a move inside and rescue the hostages and we still await the arrival of Spider man
After five minutes
GEO NEWS: Ladies and Gentlemen the light just came but there is still no sign of Spider man as the hostage situation worsens............ wait wait there was a blast in the vicinity and the electricity has again gone in this area we are trying to get details and will inform you as soon as we get information on the blast
After another five minutes
GEO NEWS: Ladies and Gentlemen we are very sad to bring you the news that Spider man is no more among us. He got stuck in wires here in the dark and when light came the shock was too much and the there was a blast in the transformer and Spiderman couldnt survive from the wounds.
HEADLINE : SPIDERMAN's SPIDER SENSE COULDN'T TINGLE BEFORE HE GOT TANGLED :P
3. THE INCREDIBLE HULK
The huge monster that is the Incredible Hulk, when Dr. Bruce Banner gets angry he turns into this monster that is the Hulk
Scenario 1: Pathan Patient At His Clinic
HEADLINES: MANIAC DOCTOR SQUISHED HIS PATIENT ON GETTING ANGRY, RIOTS THROUGHOUT PAKISTAN FOR CHIEF JUSTICE TO TAKE SUO MOTO ACTION AGAINST THE DOCTOR
Scenario 2: Rangers/Police gives Dr. Bruce Banner a ticket
Police: You were speeding
Bruce: I wasn't speeding officer
Police: I am going to give you a ticket for speeding and then lying to an officer
Bruce: WHAT? I didn't lie
Police: Thats two tickets for lying and one ticket for over speeding
Bruce: Don't make me angry, you wont like me when I am angry
Police: Yeah tell this to the people at Jail , cough him
Bruce starts to transform but before he can start Police man take out his gun and shoot him while he is human
Headlines: Maniac Bruce Banner dead , Heroic policeman gets Sitara-e-Shujaat
4. SUPER MAN
The man of steel who can run faster than the train and can take any sort of bullets what kind of problems will he be facing in Pakistan?
Scenario: Gas Pipe Blast In Balochistan
Tabloids Headline: Superman Perishes , was he stupid or just blonde?
Details: Superman has died after trying to be a hero one too many times, local people stopped Superman from becoming a hero and said that they will fix the pipe themselves but Superman tried to be a Hero and when he reached the place, it turns out that it was a Krypton gas reserve and since he had cleared all population from that area nobody could hear his screams as he died a painful death
The kid who has become a sensation among the kids these days who gets a watch like device called "Omnitrix" which can transform him into ten different aliens, what if he was in Pakistan
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