BAHRAIN - THE REAL STORY

Heyy Allllllllllllll

Yes I am back but this time not with anything funny but with an extremely serious topic. I heard from people about an uprising in Bahrain, I quickly searched the internet to find some very horrifying facts how Bahrain government was trying to suppress a totally peaceful protest. The methods reminded me of Al-Qaeda once again was it their return? Will Bahrain be the next Afghanistan? Read the below facts and then if you have the slightest of heart then retweet this on Twitter, share this on Facebook, tell to people to read it and spread the news as much as you can. Raise your voice against it.

First let me introduce to you what the situation in Bahrain is

Bahrain is a Shia majority country with a 75-80% population consisting of Shias. While Bahrain government claims that they follow democracy the real situation behind the scenes is that Shia which consist of 70-80% of the population have only 18 seats in the Parliament out of 40 while the Jews which are only 70-80 in number. JUST 70-80 people have their own seat in the parliament BUT those who consist of 70-80% of the population have just 18 seats out of 40?? That's real democracy?? The current Prime Minister of Bahrain Sheikh Khaleefa Bin Salman has been in power since 43 years, yes you heard me right people 43 YEARS during this time 8 U.S Presidents have been changed during his time.

Now the Shia population of Bahrain started a peaceful protest to obtain real democracy and the removal of the prime minister, the protest as stated above was completely peaceful and to the extent that protesters gave roses to security guards, they have never carried any sort of weapons not even a stick with them as all the videos and photos clearly show and how the Bahraini government replied?? Read the following

1. Economy Collapse

Shia Community in Bahrain is not allowed to have suitable Jobs and is restricted in every way possible to take part in economic activities of the country. Especially they are not allowed in certain ministries like interior ministry, foreign ministry etc. So no Shia can join army or be a police officer.

2. Brutal Crackdowns

I am just uploading one video here so that people can get the general idea of what is happening in Bahrain

Disturbing?? Had enough??

Now multiply this by thousands because this is just one person, Bahraini government has called in support from all over which includes Saudi Arabia & Pakistan. They have made attacks on peaceful protesters, they have done brutal crackdowns at Shia homes after midnight till dawn. Sometimes even almost complete Villages were swiped in these crackdowns. They would go inside houses beat the family, beat women and children, rape them and sometimes even kill them. One public example is regarding the family of Salah Khawaja (human right activist), his house has been raided in the middle of the night, the men went in to the house started beating his wife, pulled her hair & beaten her up so badly that her ribs got broken.

Every night after 3 A.M these forces would run in Shia populated areas and ask for names anyone having a name which includes Ali, Jaffer, Raza, Hussain, Hassan e.t.c has to go through a very brutal process. They are either tortured and captured or killed at spot, because of these many Sunnis who had their names as such have also been brutally martyred or captured.

In one place this happened that many protesters made a plan to climb on their roof tops and give Azaan at 3 A.M to show their solidarity and unity through social networks. When that day came every person who came up on his roof top to gave Azaan was martyred by the snipers which were posted there by the government. They then marked those homes and then did brutal crackdowns on them.

Girls and boys are abducted from school and taken to police stations where they are beaten and tortured, hundreds of videos can be found on youtube

Bahraini government is hiring Pro-Wahabi forces from everywhere. Saudi Arabia a nation which would never send their army to help any Muslim nation such as Lebanon or Palestine but this time Saudi government send their forces and tanks to kill Muslims instead. Pakistani government has also sent many forces which are at the moment killing people there. Is this what humanity has come to? Are these Muslims? I leave this question for you to answer

3. No Hospitals For The Injured

Yes if you didn't understand from the header than understand it now. If those crackdowns, those beatings, those rapes are not bad enough then yes all the forces of Bahrain have surrounded all hospitals and has denied to help any injured and any hospital or medic that tries to help the injured is dealt with same severity as the protesters. They are severely beaten, captured and taken to jail.

This above picture shows on of the medic of Sulamaniya hospital who was trying to help the injured and what did the Bahraini forces do? They broke his neck, many doctors and medics have been released after a month of beating and torture of helping the injured.

In Bahrain even helping the injured is a crime?

Did our HOLY PROPHET (P.B.U.H) teach us this? He (P.B.U.H) taught us to be even very easy on our enemies and Bahraini government are killing and torturing Muslims and their own people?

Some western journalists have spoken about it like Chris Rock the New York Times journalist states,

“I was there with a friend of mine, & in the middle of the Manama, someone pointed a gun to my friend’s face. My friend showed his American passport & as soon as the personnel realized that the person with whom he is dealing with is an American citizen, the officer came to him & said we love Americans, we have no problem with you guys, we hate Shias & the way he was talking about shias, it was full of hatred & disgust as they are hunting down the rats.”

Now I ask EVERYONE and the Bahraini government

Is this democracy? Are you following Islam and the teachings of Islam?

4. What We Need To Do?

People don't know what is happening in Bahrain?

If you are a Shia reading this then spread the word because Shias are being killed there

If you are a Sunni reading this then spread the word because Sunnis are being killed there

If you are a Muslim reading this then spread the word because Muslims are being killed there

If you are not a Muslim but you are a human, spread this because this is not Human behavior and is against all human rights and humans are being killed there

As I said above retweet this on twitter, share this on Facebook, scrap it on Orkut, My space it, blog it, email it, text it. I don't care if you copy this blog and paste it and spread it by your name. Spread the word as ANY WAY as you can. If you read this and don't spread the word than all I can say is that you are not human.

All Pakistanis were very angry when Raymond Davis came to Pakistan and killed 3 Pakistanis now Imagine thousands of Raymond Davis have gone from Pakistan and Saudi Arabia and are killing the Bahraini residents.

You want any more material regarding this matter, you want to send email to higher authorities and have or want any email addresses or want to join me in this act of spreading the word than you can contact me on my email sohaibxtreme@gmail.com

WE NEED TO WAKE UP PEOPLE

WE NEED TO SEE WHAT IS HAPPENING

WE NEED TO RAISE OUR VOICE

WE NEED TO SAVE THOSE INNOCENT PEOPLE DEMANDING THEIR RIGHTS

WE NEED TO SAVE HUMANITY

WE NEED TO STOP THESE SAVAGE ANIMALS FROM RUINING THE NAME OF OUR HOLY RELIGION

IS THIS NOT TERRORISM?

THEN WHY DOESN'T AMERICA START A WAR AGAINST THIS?

PLEASE I BEG ALL OF YOU, READ IT AND FORWARD BY ANY WAY THAT YOU CAN

BEGGING YOU

SOHAIB

ENDING WITH PICS

Look At The Brutality

Is anybody carrying a weapon?

Is this the way to take on unarmed innocent people?

THINK ABOUT IT

If Super Heroes Were In Pakistan??

Heyyy Alllllll

FIRST THINGS FIRST , HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE MOST TALENTED AND THE BEST FOOTBALLER IN THE HISTORY AND UNIVERSE , LIONEL ANDRES MESSI , YOU ARE JUST UNREAL :)

Yes its another one , Its been holidays but I haven't been able to write a blog amidst all the problems of my bad result, 9-5 internship. Just EXHAUSTING.

Well anyway I am back and this time I was thinking that why don't any super hero come to Pakistan or even India for that matter. Never has the man of steel tried to save a Pakistani in a terrorist attack, never has Spider man stopped any thug from looting in Karachi, Never has Batman tried to stop the most evilest villain of all times (not taking name but I think you all understand ZZZZZZ) in Pakistan. Pakistan has never had a super hero of its own and while India has made two namely Krrish and the upcoming Ra.One still none of them became a super hero in India and while Krrish decided to become a superhero in Singapore the latter Ra.One becomes a hero in U.S.A and U.K. So the question arises that if our well known Superheroes came to Pakistan what would've happened?

1. BATMAN & ROBIN

The dynamic duo which are considered to be one of the most feared Superhero team among all the villains and especially considering the fact that they are without any superpowers but what if they come to Pakistan?

Scenario 1: Fire at multiple buildings in Lahore

Batman: Robin

Robin: Yes Batman!!

Batman: Its been quite sometime since we had a problem, aint it?

Robin: Yes, they said they will ignite the bat beacon when any trouble arises

Batman: Yeah you are right, relaxxx

Over at governor's office

Governor: DAMN THIS LOAD SHEDDING , HOW DO I TURN THIS BEACON ON WITHOUT ANY ELECTRICITY??

Scenario 2: Robbers hiding in store in Liyari Karachi

Batman & Robin catch the bad guys and come back to the place where they parked the car

Batman: Robin??

Robin: Yes Batman!!

Batman: DIDN'T WE PARKED THE CAR RIGHT HERE MAN??

Robin: WHAT WE'VE BEEN ROBBED??

2. SPIDER MAN

The web swinger Spiderman one of the most famous creations of Marvel comics as he swings throughout the city taking out bad guys using his spider like abilities but what if he came to Pakistan?

Scenario: Trouble at night in Lahore Puraani Anarkali

GEO NEWS: Ladies and gentlemen we are bringing you live the scenes from a big hostage situation as some robbers have made the owner and the customers at a store hostage and are asking for some demands and till this moment there is no sign of Spider man. There is no light in this area so its very hard for the rangers to make a move inside and rescue the hostages and we still await the arrival of Spider man

After five minutes

GEO NEWS: Ladies and Gentlemen the light just came but there is still no sign of Spider man as the hostage situation worsens............ wait wait there was a blast in the vicinity and the electricity has again gone in this area we are trying to get details and will inform you as soon as we get information on the blast

After another five minutes

GEO NEWS: Ladies and Gentlemen we are very sad to bring you the news that Spider man is no more among us. He got stuck in wires here in the dark and when light came the shock was too much and the there was a blast in the transformer and Spiderman couldnt survive from the wounds.

HEADLINE : SPIDERMAN's SPIDER SENSE COULDN'T TINGLE BEFORE HE GOT TANGLED :P

3. THE INCREDIBLE HULK

The huge monster that is the Incredible Hulk, when Dr. Bruce Banner gets angry he turns into this monster that is the Hulk

Scenario 1: Pathan Patient At His Clinic

HEADLINES: MANIAC DOCTOR SQUISHED HIS PATIENT ON GETTING ANGRY, RIOTS THROUGHOUT PAKISTAN FOR CHIEF JUSTICE TO TAKE SUO MOTO ACTION AGAINST THE DOCTOR

Scenario 2: Rangers/Police gives Dr. Bruce Banner a ticket

Police: You were speeding

Bruce: I wasn't speeding officer

Police: I am going to give you a ticket for speeding and then lying to an officer

Bruce: WHAT? I didn't lie

Police: Thats two tickets for lying and one ticket for over speeding

Bruce: Don't make me angry, you wont like me when I am angry

Police: Yeah tell this to the people at Jail , cough him

Bruce starts to transform but before he can start Police man take out his gun and shoot him while he is human

Headlines: Maniac Bruce Banner dead , Heroic policeman gets Sitara-e-Shujaat

4. SUPER MAN

The man of steel who can run faster than the train and can take any sort of bullets what kind of problems will he be facing in Pakistan?

Scenario: Gas Pipe Blast In Balochistan

Tabloids Headline: Superman Perishes , was he stupid or just blonde?

Details: Superman has died after trying to be a hero one too many times, local people stopped Superman from becoming a hero and said that they will fix the pipe themselves but Superman tried to be a Hero and when he reached the place, it turns out that it was a Krypton gas reserve and since he had cleared all population from that area nobody could hear his screams as he died a painful death

5. BEN 10

The kid who has become a sensation among the kids these days who gets a watch like device called "Omnitrix" which can transform him into ten different aliens, what if he was in Pakistan

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Classic Love Stories: The 2011 Versions

HEYYYYYYYYY

WHAT? NO? Hide your women and children , yes I am Backkkkkkkkkk. Its been ages since I wrote a blog and it was all because of my Mechanical Engineering well am almost half of that now and free these days so m back.

Now onto the topic, we know there have been many love pairs all over the world and all over in history from Romeo & Juliet in stories of Shakespeare to Heer Ranjha in our punjab of Pakistan. Since I have started blogging I have started to look at things with a different eye and that is exactly what happened in this case and I thought what if these love stories and these pairs came to the present day how will these stories reoccur. Lets begin

1. SASSI PUNNUN

Original Version: Sassi was the daughter of a washer man and Punnun was the prince of Makran. When he heard about the beauty of Sassi he came looking for her and fell in love with her. Sassi also loved her so to get her hand in marriage Punnun dressed as a washer man went to her house but her father gave him a challenge to wash clothes since he didn't knew how to he torn the clothes but Punnun gave his father money to get Sassi's hand in marriage. Punnun's brothers were against this marriage so they intoxicated him with many drinks and took him back on a camel's back to Makran but when Sassi knew about this she ran behind Punnun calling for him but she didn't found and died during a sand storm. When Punnun woke up next day he went back looking for her and also died during a sand storm.

2011 Version: A girl named Sass is the daughter of a professor at college, a boy named Paul goes to this girl's home one night and tells her that he loves her and asks her hand in marriage from her dad and acts as an assistant professor. His dad being a professor asks him stuff about study but he fails but then he tells her dad that "I am filthy rich" and the dad agrees for their marriage. When Paul tells his friends about this they are not happy and they think of intoxicating him out of this idea but when they try to do it they get to know that Paul is already 'high' and was doing all this because he was 'high'. Next day when he wakes up, he tells Sass the reality which breaks her heart and she goes off to a metal band concert with her friends to take her anger out where she meets Raja who is the lead guitarist of that band and who is also tired of his girlfriend Hira (explained below) and gets in a relationship with him.

2: SOHNI MAHIWAAL

Original Version: Maahiwal was a poet and Sohni was a potter's daughter. Maahiwal fell in love with Sohni and started writing poetry over her which created riots and Sohni was married to another man. Maahiwal became a loner and started living across the river where Sohni's new house was. Both of them used to meet at night when Maahiwal used to swim across the river to meet her and bring a fish with him to roast. One day he didn't catch a fish so he cut a part of his thigh when Sohni saw this she cried. From next day Sohni used her baked pots to swim to Maahiwal as he can't swim because of the injury. One day Sohni's relative replaces her baked pot with an unbaked pot when she catches Sohni's act. When Sohni goes to swim with that unbaked pot she drowns looking this Maahiwal also jumps and drowns with her.

2011 Version: A girl named Sonny is sent a Facebook request by a guy named Michael. She accepts it after looking at his display pictures. As time proceeds on both get interested in each other but they cant meet as they live in different countries so they start talking on Skype everyday. One day Sonny's relative looks at her talking to her boyfriend so she hacks Sonny's account and says bad stuff to Michael with it. Michael gets infuriated at this and he also hacks Sonny's account and sends love messages to different people with it including her uncles. After investigations Sonny sues Michael and her relative for cyber crime and they are sent to prison as Sonny lives her normal life.

3: ROMEO JULIET

Original Version: The classic Shakespeare story is what everybody know. Romeo falls in love with Juliet and Juliet's father hides him and puts her to sleep when Romeo finds her he thinks she is dead so he drinks poison and dies but Juliet wasn't dead and when she wakes up and sees that Romeo is dead she stabs herself with Romeo's dagger and dies

2011 Version: Romeo and Juliet meet in a party and become friends and soon their friendship turns into a relationship, when Juliet's dad gets to know about this he grounds Juliet in her aunt's house with no internet, television or mobile. Romeo goes on a search and when he finds her he contacts all media channels that a father has locked his daughter in a room. All media channels circle that aunt's house trying to ask for justice. People start breaking cars and buildings in protest to get Juliet out of her room. Romeo is invited to different talk shows with politicians who promise him justice but after sometime the media and politicians forget what happened and as time passes Juliet goes insane inside the room and Romeo gets in a relationship with a girl he met at the talk show.

4: MIRZA SAHIBAA

Original Version: Mirza and Sahibaa were playmates from childhood, they had grown up together and with time they fell in love but their families didn't wanted them to get married so they arranged Sahibaa's marriage to another man. Mirza got infuriated and climbed upon his trusty horse, he went to Sahibaa's marriage and took her from there. Sahibaa's brothers followed them and caught up with them, Mirza fought bravely but they were too many and one blow of a sword's strike killed him and on this Sahibaa took the same sword and killed herself

2011 Version: A guy named Mirza and a girl named Natasha (Sahibaa not so 2011) are friends in university and quickly their friendship turns into a relationship. When after graduation they tell their parents, Natasha's parents disagree as Mirza's GPA was under 3 and he won't be able to find a good job so they decide to get Natasha married to a 3.72 CGPA nerd but when Mirza hears about this he gets on his trusty motorcycle to get Natasha but then he sees that his CNG tank is empty and CNG stations are closed since its a Saturday and since Natasha's house is very far away he just texts her "Happy Marriage, hope you have a very happy marriage life" and goes home and plays FIFA 11 on X-Box 360. :P

5: HEER RANJHAA

Original Version: Ranjha was his father's favorite son and after his father's death on the bad treatment of his brothers he left home and came to Heer's village. When Heer saw Ranjha playing his flute she fell in love with him and asked him to look after his father's cattle. Their love increased but one day Heer's uncle caught them and when they asked for marriage Ranjha was refused. He left the village and became a jogi after sometime when he came back he was allowed marriage with Heer. On the day of the marriage the same uncle gave Heer poisoned sweets and when Ranjha knew about it he also ate the same sweet and died.

2011 Version: A guy named Raja interested in music leaves his home with his trusty Gibson guitar and goes to Islamabad there one day he is playing his guitar outside an academy where Hira hears him while playing "Aadat" She falls in love with the music and asks him to play more everyday after academy Hira would listen to Raja's guitaring one day she asked Raja to play a gigg at her school and he does that and gets very good response and they both fall in a relationship and also update their relationship status on facebook. Raja creates his very own band and in time becomes a super star and gets famous. One day he updates his relationship status on facebook "Raja is in a relation with Saas" who he meets on one of his concerts (explained above) which gets Hira infuriated and she comments bad on it. They remove each other from facebook and breakup

6: LAYLA MAJNUN

Original Version: Layla and Majnun fell in love, since Majnun was a poet he wrote stuff on her but then Layla's parents got her married to someone else this disheartened Majnun and he became a loner and he roamed around areas writing his poetry in stones and sand until Layla got sick and died and days later Majnun was also found dead with an unknown female grave with a verse written about Layla

2011 Version: Majeed gets Layla's number from somewhere when he contacts her they become friends one day Majeed this he is in love and he proposes to Layla who in turn asks for a Jazz '100' mobile card to be in relationship Majeed gets angry and he leaves her and stops talking to girls while Layla finds another guy :P

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Kids : The Stereotypes

HEY ALL

I have been around, met A LOT of people, families and been in many family events and where ever you go, you find kids. All types of them , the short, the tall, the fat, the thin ........ ALL OF EM . So I wanted to discuss their types

1. CUTE KIDS A.K.A "AWWWW" KIDS

Kid: "Mama mama, I jusht got a boo boo"

Everyone in room "Awwwwwwww"

When your house is roaring with the sounds like "awwwww" or "shooooo shweeet" that clearly means you got a cute kid in the house. No matter what they say may it be stupid, funny, beautiful, right or wrong, people would just want to pull his/her cheeks and talk all childish with him/her. They are very lovely

2. ANGEL KIDS

I haven't met a lot of these type in my life but I know 5 of them and this part is dedicated to my 5 beautiful angels.... My 4 Bhateejis and 1 Bhanji

1. Hania & Nooriya :)

2. Shehzeen & Mehreen :)

3. Warda :)

Never has a time gone when they are with me and called me (Hania, Shehzeen & Warda Only, Mehreen & Nooriya cant speak yet) "Chacha, Chachoo or Mamu" my entire tension hasn't just swept out of my body. Playing with them, teasing them, becoming a kid again with them is just amazing. I LOVE THEM ALL VERY VERY MUCH AND THEY ARE MY LIFE :)

I live with Warda and she is soooo close to me, watches cartoons with me, plays and jumps with me

Whenever I meet Shehzeen , she comes screaming at me and tells me A LOT of stuff that I just love to hear. Mehreen is soooooo cute. When she is with me, she doesn't even go to her mother or father and laughs a lot when I play with her

Hania was the first kid in our family and maybe the most dearest to all and certainly I LOVE HER A LOT she calls me "Chachoo" and its soooo cute. I met nooriya after a long time after her birth on her first visit to Pakistan, but instantly got sooooo attached to her that when the time came for her to go back to Saudi Arabia I had tears in my eyes all the way back to Islamabad after parting from her.

I LOVE ALL OF THEM :)

3: ANNOYING KIDS

A picture opens on your computer

Kid: "Whose that?"

U: "Thats my friend"

Kid: "Which friend?"

U: "Friend from University"

Kid: "What is his name?"

U: "___________"

Kid: "Why did his parents named him that?"

U: "How would I know?"

Kid: "Aren't you his friend?"

U: "Yes I am"

Kid: "Then shouldn't you know?"

U: "AHHHH, K I will ask him and tell you... OKAY?? "

Kid: "Why would you tell me?"

U: "Because u asked"

Kid: "That is personal stuff, mom says you don't tell personal stuff about people to others"

U: "ALRIGHT, I WONT TELL"

Kid: "But I wanna know"

U: "SHUT UP"

*you change the picture*

Kid: "Whose that?"

*and the conversation repeats* :P

Enough for the nice kids, now lets get down to some REAL business. These kids are a pain and believe me they are one of the most severe pain you can imagine. Questions after questions after questions and when you get angry at them and scold them or hit them the elders come to you saying "He/she is just a kid but you are an adult and you should know better" ....... SHEESH

4: Violent Kids

Mom: "Hey son/daughter check out these beautiful fishies"

Kid thinking "What if I set this aquarium on fire and then leave ten cats inside and see what happens"

Dr. Octopus, Carnage, Magneto, Two Face and all the well known super villains fail in front of this level of EVIL. These kids are just pure EVIL. They can do the most horrifying things to the cutest of dolls. Beating up smaller kids, doing bad stuff to small animals and pets is just where they start. Pulling hair, stabbing with nails just don't get me started. OUCH THEY HURT

5: ANGEL (IN DISGUISE) KIDS:

Mom : "My son/daughter is sooooo nice, yesterday he/she _______________"

These are the misunderstood kids, people THINK they are nice but they are not and at the end of the day whenever they play a prank or do a mischief nobody believes that they did it and the innocent kids fall in the trap (being explained later) . They would help and old lady cross the road but would trip/push them at the end , they would bring water for a thirsty but would act to trip and spill it over them. SMART KIDS

6: INNOCENT KIDS :

Kid : "Why isn't Chicken's wife called "Chikni" ?? " :P

Whenever this kid speaks he makes a foolish statement and people laugh at him all around thinking how funny his childish statement was. They are subsets as well of Angel kids , Cute kids and Annoying kids. Because they can be innocent and the angelic , cute or annoying. I know some innocent kids who are angelic although they might not know who I am :P . These poor souls have some very interesting questions that people only reply with a laugh

7: DUMB KIDS:

DUHHHHHHHH ............................................. NUFF SAID :P

8: BREAKING KIDS:

*Smash*

*Wham*

*Bam*

*Splash*

The House : "HE/SHE IS COMING , HIDE THIS, HIDE THAT, PUT THAT ON THE TOP SHELF....... HE/SHE IS COMINGGGGGGGGGGG"

THE BREAKING KIDS .......... THEIR MOST FAMOUS DIALOGUE "OOPS"

Rings around the hosue A lot and when this kid is a guest , the whole house is on red alert until he leaves may it be the home team or the away team :P

Toys, ceramics, plates, glass, electronic items, decoration pieces , furniture YOU NAME THEM ND............ YES THEY CAN

WELL THATX IT FROM MY SIDE

ENDING WITH PICTURES OF MY 5 ANGELS

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NOORIYA WEARING HIJAAB :)

NOORIYA ON EID, I JUST LOVE THIS PIC OF HERS :)

SHEHZU (ELDER) & MEHRU (SMALLER) CUTEEEEEEES

WARDA MAKING ROTI :)

MY MOST FAVORITE PIC OF HANIA, SHE IS A LOT BIGGER NOW :)

Letter To Abidal : GET WELL SOON

To,

Eric Abidal

Today morning I turned on my Twitter to read the latest news on Barcelona through an account called Barcastuff. All I saw was different football players wishing you to get well soon. I got scared I quickly searched the news column and read about your tumor. The news came as a shocker because I couldn't believe what had happened within a night.

I Wouldn't go in this blog saying "WHY YOU? WHY YOU TO GET THIS DISEASE?" because you know that "ALLAH" tests those whom he loves. It is very sad that you have to leave and in WHAT A SEASON you were having.

• You had already proved that you are one of the BEST Left backs EVER to step in the football ground but in this season in the absence of Puyol you silenced all your critics who said "Abidal cannot fill Puyol's place" by showing that you are also one of the BEST center backs EVER.
• You scored your first goal and took Barca ahead
• You stood like a wall single handedly in front of a great team like Arsenal without Pique & Puyol by your side
• You provided one of the best through balls I have ever seen in my entire life
• Pique made mistakes but you didn't this season

All in all you made Barcelona proud and you made us Culeans ALL OVER THE WORLD proud. Pakistan is a place where football kits are VERY rare to find and especially Barcelona kits and that too of anyone except Messi. But this season I saw your shirt as well lying around in stores but because of having no money I couldn't buy it.

I know while writing this letter that it is almost next to impossible that you will read it BUT if my luck shines because I will leave no method I know off to get you a hint of this letter. IF my luck shines and you do get to read this letter. I just want one thing, NO NO NO, I don't want an autographed t shirt or you to contact me.

ALL I want you to know that CULEANS all over the world are with you. When you will go into that operating room this friday we will ALL be out there in the waiting area , waiting for the good news because we know that a strong man like you will easily pass the obstacles and then ALL of us will be outside your house waiting for your recovery and then ALL of us will be at the Camp Nou waiting for your glorious comeback.

Nd Easily My Most Favorite Moment Of This Season , WHAT A GOAL , ND THEN AN AMAZING CELEBRATION , ONLY KING ABIDAL :)

GET WELL SOON ABI :)
#AnimsAbi

WAITING ANTICIPATIVELY

SYED SOHAIB

CULEAN :)

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Top 10 MOST HATED LIST

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M back again with another one of my shenanigans (Yes I had to look up the spelling for this word on Google) :P . This time I bring to you

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Top 10 MOST HATED PEOPLE Of Mine

Before I start this I have some things to tell

1. This list DOES NOT include any real life person I have met because that would get a little too personal

2. This list ONLY includes "THINGS" that people call "Celebrities & Groups" in English

3. I am fully responsible for this list and AL QAEDA is NOT behind me :P

4. I LOVE PAKISTAN ( Just for the record )

Now lets start with the list and here we go

10: Himesh Reshamiya

This position had quiet a tough fight and I had saved it for all those who are an insult to music with Lady Gaga, Jonas Brothers & Jay Sean fighting for the spot but this man was just tooooo powerful to take it from them. Let me introduce to you the nasal singer Himesh reshamiya. He did one song which was "Ashiq Banaya Aap Nay" and I DONT KNOW HOW he got sooooo succesful. He sings from his nose, his lyrics are stupid, half of his song have the same words going over and over and over again and his music just don't get me started on that failed 1350's music. Himesh please I BEG YOU leave singing and wait wait wait he has now started acting too?? :-S ......... Yes folks its true judgement day is getting near as we speak.

9. Ali Saleem

Man? Begum Nawazish Ali? Or Just Plain ___________ ........ I dnt knw but he/she/it ends up on this list because the 'thing' is just trying to protest against what ALLAH made him/her/it. He/she/it openly wears a semi women dress not on just his/her/its show but everywhere he/she/it goes. He/she/it also took this avatar to India when he/she/it went to participate in that STUPID show called Big Boss....... A TOTAL DISGRACE TO PAKISTAN

8. Jose Mourinho & Arsene Wenger

If looked Individually I don't hate them to the extent that they would end up on this list but a if combined a creature such as 'Jose Wenger' or 'Arsene Mourinho' is surely a thing that I WOULD HATE A LOT. Arsene Wenger on one hand who still can't bear the 4-1 whupping that Barca gave to them LAST YEAR and keeping it on his ego and doing EVERYTHING anti-barca at the moment including not allowing Cesc Fabregas to follow his dream and come to Barcelona.

Then on the other hand there is Jose Mourinho the manager who HATES Barcelona through & through. Although it was Barcelona that brought him up but right now the major goal of his life is to somehow take Barcelona to second position. He did that very well with Inter by eliminating Barcelona in the semi finals and I HATE HIM for that but in the recent El Clasico , welllll :P :P to read that go to " http://sohaibx.blogspot.com/2010/11/hi-five-to-humiliation-for-madrid.html " to read the full story. All I would like to say to mourinho is "HI FIVE" :P HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

PEP GUARDIOLA RULES

7. MATHIRA

Alright since this is a family blog I won't be posting ANY pics of mathira because there is NO picture of her thats DECENT. Not even a single one and she is just absolutely unbelievable and she is so proud of doing this and thinks that what shex doing is perfect and those who are stopping are wrong and hosts like the one on Samaa and ARY Digital are encouraging her on wearing shorter the clothes and call her that shex bold to take steps like these. Ufffffffffffffff

6. Robert Pattinson

The jiggly vampire :P ......... HOW CAN I NOT include this man or thing in this list. Since the twilight series has been released he has been a pain to our ears from GIRLS & Other kind of men from all over the world. Robert pattinson a.k.a Edward Cullen ............ AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH....... LADIES I WILL SAY IT TODAY HE IS NOT A MAN ND THATX IT

5. BCCI

By BCCI what I indirectly mean to say is INDIAN CRICKET .......... Complete. A-Z of it. They think they are such good at it while they certainly aren't. Pakistan has shown to them again and again that they suck. Always going against Pakistani cricket like they think they are the boss. Not bidding for the KINGS OF T20 in IPL that was just hillarious and it haunted them soooooo bad. Then having players like Srinath, Ashish Nehra and Virender sehwag whose face shows their absolute "KAMEENAPAN". The board is always after cricket board and they are SOLELY responsible for Pakistan being stripped from the World Cup hosts. I HATE INDIAN CRICKET

4. JUSTIN BEIBER

The pic says it all, the most funniest pic among the top 10. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. Justin Beiber thinks he is a singer? WHATTA JOKE. He is an insult to music I could've put him into the number 10 spot which was reserved for music insults like Lady Gaga, Jonas brothers and Jay Sean but this guy is another level of insult. I mean its his age to learn how to tie his shoe laces and climb on swings and eat lollipops BUT HEX ACTUALLY RUINING IT FOR EVERYBODY. I mean who calls "Like baby oooooohhhhhh oooooohhhhh" MUSIC?? UNBELIEVABLE. Plus this isn't the only list he has added himself to but he has also hit that MOST SEARCHED WOMEN ON GOOGLE list and has happily made it to the number 7 Position. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. DO I NEED TO SAY MORE?

3. VEENA MALIK

ALRIGHT, TO HELL WITH A FAMILY BLOG, ALL KIDS PLEASE CLOSE YOUR EYES AND SKIP TO THE NEXT CATEGORY AND ONLY THOSE PROCEED WHO AGREE TO THIS LINE "VEENA MALIK IS A FEMALE DOG"

ALRIGHT FOR THOSE WHO HAVE PROCEEDED LETS CONTINUE WHO THE HELL DOES SHE THINK SHE IS? UNBELIEVABLE. SHE DRINKS BEER, SHE WEARS SHORT CLOTHES, SHE INSULTS PAKISTANI FAST BOWLER ASIF, SHE SAYS SHE WANTS TO BE INDIA'S DAUGHTER IN LAW, SHE CONFESSES HER LOVE WITH AN INDIAN GUY, SHE DOES ABSOLUTE VULGAR STUFF ON A SHOW AND THEN SHE HAS THE NERVE TO DEFEND HERSELF? TO TOP IT ALL SHE HAS COME BACK TO PAKISTAN AND WILL DEFEND HER SELF IN A PRESS CONFERENCE? PLEASEEEEEEEEE SOMEBODY ANYBODY SHOOT HER WITH A BLOODY BAZOOKA. BLOW HER APART, SHEX A DISGRACE TO OUR NATION. WHO CAN GO THAT LOW TO GET SOME MONEY? ABSOLUTELY DISGRACEFUL AND EMBARRASSING AND SHAMEFUL.......... I HATE YOU VEENA, I HATE YOUR BLOODY GUTS, I WILL KILL YOU....... PLEASE SHARE & RETWEET THIS BLOG SO MUCH SO THAT SHE GETS TO READ IT. I WILL KILL HER IN A LIVE SHOW IF I GET THE CHANCE, I WILL BURN HER ALIVE AND THEN LAUGH AND SAY "BURN VEENA BURNNNNNNN".... I AM STILL BEING VERY DECENT EVEN MY MOM HAS SAID LOTS BOUT HER THAT SHE NEVER SPEAKS ON SUCH TOPICS

2. CRISTIANO RONALDO A.K.A SHITTIANO RO-NAA-LAADO

Well he comes on second for a reason but first for those people who like to compare Messi with this guy. Just one comment from Sevilla's president and then I will move forward "Its blasphemy to compare 'Messi' A great among the greats to Ronaldo JUST A good player"

Now people have asked me again and again why do I hate Ronaldo so much, he scores goals all the damn time, his free kicks are just unbelievable but still u hate him, why? Today let me answer in just one line

Ans: BECAUSE I LOVE FOOTBALL

Ronaldo is a good player, no doubt he has scored unbelievable amount of goals and how he scores them is just breathtaking. His skills of dribbling are just paramount (Dont know if thats a word but wanted to use it :P) BUT Hex a disgrace to football, he dives, cries, cheats , has no respect for other teams, has no respect for other players and has no respect for football. When he starts to loose he starts crying literally like a baby and then he starts to cheat, he dives all the time. He could get Olympic Gold in diving competitions, he pushes and does stupid fouls, he has no respect for anyone including fans, players and even coaches. He pushed Guardiola during the latest El Clasico when Barca were whupping Madrid, WHO THE HELL DOES HE THINK HE IS? People would be surprise to know that I used to be a ronaldo fan. I thought that his name is ronaldo too just like the Brazil one and he will be just like him and now I say he is a disgrace to the name Ronaldo. That is exactly why I call him SHITTIANO RO-NAA-LAADO --> (Don't Cry Poor Baby)

1. PAKISTANI POLITICIANS

The number 1 spot belongs to NOT 1, NOT 2, NOT 3 but a whole bunch of people known as Pakistan's politicians. These people have ruined the country, they fight above the line just to show us but below the line they are all together looting our nation together and taking profits in anything they can get. Poor is getting poorer and rich are getting richer. Poor have no gas, electricity, water and even basic necessities like food have taxes on them but their horses have a whole doctor team and get treated like KINGS. DISGRACEFUL, SHAMEFUL............ COME ON THE YOUTH OF PAKISTAN LETS GET UP........... LETS DO THIS........... LETS DESTROY THEM AND GET THEM DOWN ON THEIR KNEES AND SAVE OUR COUNTRY

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Flirts : The Stereotypes

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First things first, m FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Second thing: Congratulations to Lionel Messi for becoming Ballon D'or second straight year, I think Xavi deserved it but Xavi & Iniesta are already legends. Let Messi become one for now. So gooooooo the magical trio for the catalans :)

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Alright now guess whose back? Yeah I know Shawn Michaels returned in WWE but guess again

Yeah I knw Kaka is back from injury in Real Madrid but alright one more guess

NO NO NO M not talking about the return of Beyblade series on cartoon network I was talking about me & my blogs but guess nobody missed them? eh?

Aaaahhh who cares? M still gonna write blogs and you will read em like you always have, you got no choice........ muwahahahahahahahaha

Anywayyyyyyyy...... I was thinking and thinking and thought of many blog topics but then which one to write 1st? Then I thought of this topic and here we go

Flirts.......... Aaaaaahhhh flirts one of the fastly increasing populations of the world. Everyday we see new kind of flirts coming in trying their stuff, while some fail at what they do but the others oh well the others are the ones who don't have to roam around alone.

First lets see what flirting is?

Ans: Flirting is a 1991 Australian coming of age film about a romance between two teenagers starring Noah Taylor & Nicole kidman

Oh wait thats not the definition........... darn u Google....... Lets try again to see what is flirting?

Ans: Flirting is non-physical romantic communication between two people to negotiate mutual attraction through body language and verbal tactics. It is an initiation ritual of human mating and consists of a playful sequence of reveals and challenges that serve to communicate, test, and amplify attraction. Revealing attraction is accomplished primarily through specific modes of body language that indicate contact readiness (hair flicking, eye contact, brief touching, open stances, proximity etc.) and vocal tone (pace, volume, intonation). Challenges (teasing, questions, qualifying, feigned disinterest) serve to increase tension, test intention and congruity.

Alright m pretty much sure that half of that went over your head :P

That is EXACTLY WHY PLEASE use Wikipedia ONLY when YOU CAN :P

So now let me define in simple plain english what is flirting

Ans: It is the ritual when a boy/girl (YES GIRLS FLIRT THERE I SAID IT) come and talk to the other gender in an odd manner trying to impress them with that style is called flirting

Now lets consider the types

1. Cheap Flirts (90% Boys & 10% Girls)

"Is it hot in here or is it just you" well maybe take a look at your dialogue and maybe you might know why are you feeling that way? Oh come onnnnn ........ Seriously you think these work? Well it deserves a slap + heel combo to every cheap flirt out there. These are the ones who have to flirt with EVERY one out there. My university has them and two of them even got their pictures on the new campus advertisement, no wonder :P. They are not just a bad name to the ancient name of flirting but give a bad name to generally that gender as well mostly boys.

2. Amateur Flirts (75% Boys & 25% Girls)

"At last I finally found the perfect girl" ........ Yea I know all you amateur flirts out there waiting for your turn and to tell you the fact you people are the biggest & largest amount of flirts in this category. They are fine but the problem with them is that they don't know when to say what? Their timing is a complete disaster and they can blurt out the most stupidest thing to the most awesomest thing but majorly at the wrong time. Amateur flirts are everywhere and we don't need to go look finding for one just say in your class "OH DAMN" and the ones who look around searching for a girl, VALLA.

3. Nerdy Flirts (30% Boys & 70% Girls)

"Am very good at history so I must be good at dates" Yeah when someone speaks that line he/she MUST have a CGPA above 3.4 Plus ATLEAST. Since many boys are not capable to pull the feat of a 3.4 GPA so its mainly the girls who fall in this category. Starting from notes and rising above is their general method but the problem is that they are only successful if the other one is of their kind too. A nerd can only be good around a nerd otherwise they are not even considered humans, some alien hybrid specie that came down to earth to ruin our grades :P

4. Cool Flirts (65% Boys & 35% Girls)

"Hey flattery will get you everywhere so keep talking" Yea thatx flirting a very diffrent kind of it though. Cool flirts just stay cool and let it be with, they don't care what happens and if they loose one girl/guy for it. They will remain cool and let the others drop for them. To be a cool flirt you need some basic necessities

1. LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS OF MONEY

The rest comes with the 1st neccesity, below I have given a pic of a cool flirt but am seriously not sure if "IT" is a guy , girl OR? :P

5. Professional Flirts (50% Boys & 50% Girls)

"OMG LOOK AT THAT BOY/GIRL, HE/SHE IS AN ANGEL, HE/SHE IS SOOOOOO NICE" .......... Let me break it down to you people there are too kind of nice people

1. Actually nice people

2. Professional flirts

Both have almost the same kind of reputation in a society but BOY do they have the different methods to achieve it. One simple example winning the player of the year award in FIFA :P

1. Lionel Messi (Actually Nice People)

2. Shittiano Ronaldo (The other kind)

These are the MOST Rarest kind and its very hard to find "NICE" people anyway and among these nice people then these come. Sheesh its a hard world to live in. Well no piece of advice because these people are very lethal and they are at the best at what they do so you can't resist. They are called the Pros for a certain reason and everybody should respect that.

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