Travelers : The Stereotypes

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I am backkkkk , Its been long but really had no good topic to write on and just when I was sharing a life incident with a friend of mine thinking that I have run out of stereotypes to describe then boom.......... My friends comes with the idea which I have personally experienced in.

TRAVELLERS MY FRIENDS , TRAVELLERS

Been travelling throughout from a luxury Honda to a Cabin train to an AIR bus to a Niazi bus service. I have traveled in all of them and I have seen quiet A LOT of these travelers. So here it goes


1. THE "PAINDUS" --> (IDIOTS)

Lets start with the biggie :P . They are the ones not at fault but basically they are just not a part of modern world and when they come in those areas then scenes are created which are rather hilarious for the people around. Alright enough with the high words and lets get down to biz. These people do insane and hilarious things not knowing of the fact that they are becoming the laughing stock of the area. Two personal experiences can explain better

Experience A (On A Flight To Dubai)

Flight goes as usual and the seat belts signs are taken off everyone removes their seat belts except the guy sitting next to me. Thinking he must be extra protective, I ignore it. Then I need to go to the washroom but he needs to get up in order for me to get to the aisle (since me being fat, i know i know, you guys don't need to say it) but he just doesn't get up. Now I think of it as rude but well I push my way through and then come back the same way. Once the flight end I take off my seat belt and stand up (conversation)
Me: Bhai jaan flight khatam hogayi uth jaayain (Bro the flight's over , get up)
Him: Bhai aik masla hai (bro there is a problem)
Me: What?
Him: Sir jee yeh belt kaisay khulti hai (How do you open the belt) :P

When I opened his belt the guy basically RAN towards the washroom because he was holding it in since the start of the flight :P

Experience B (On a bus that goes ONLY to Faisalabad)

Me: Sitting in my seat
Paindu: Aap bhi faisalabad hi jaa rahay hain? (are you going to faisalabad as well)
Me: Errmmmm yeaa
Paindu: *to guy sitting next to me* Aap bhi faisalabad hi jaa rahay hain? (are you going to faisalabad as well)
Person: Haan (yeah)
Paindu: *to guy sitting at the back* Aap bhi faisalabad hi jaa rahay hain? (are you going to faisalabad as well)
Person: Yeah

and this thing continued for 5-10 more passengers :P

So basically I think you guys got the point :P


2. THE SLEEPERS

Friend 1: *gets in car* This trip is going to awesome isn't it?
Friend 2: *gets in car* oh yea we are gonna have so much fun once we get on the road
Friend 1: *starts car & drives* man finally our road trip begins
Friend 2: Woooooooooooooo here we goooo

After 5 mins

Friend 1: So where do we start with?
Friend 2: ZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZzzzzzzzzzz
Friend 1: DUDE WHAT THE  HELL??

Yes my friends, this is the case with sleepers. They just need a running vehicle and they can sleep like anything. These people are helpless, a running vehicle is like a drug to them. Its going and they are sleeping. Below I share a personal experience with you for the FIRST time in the form a video.

I literally head butted him, hit him with my shoulder, plucked his hair and he still didn't wake up. The final thing I did to wake him up was by holding his breath (Not showing that part because of violent scenes) :P

I think you guys get the perfect point, whatever you do they just won't get up. 

See they just don't care :P

3. THE TALKERS

Really you need to be careful, if you see a person talking to a stranger sitting across him then try and get your seat number changed. My personal bad experience quite a few times but those experiences are not to be explained in words. These people can talk ON and ON about stuff that doesn't even makes sense sometimes. I mean seriously what does doing mechanical engineering from NUST is related to eating Puri Chanay at Peshawar Mor?? Confused?? So was I my friends, so was I. These people just talk and they will blab anything in their mouth from studies to work to travel to technology (met few of them) to even their personal life problems (yes I have met these). Five hours is long my friends when sitting with one of these and the NO the solution is not wearing head phones because these people will say "Leave it dude, lets talk" like we are the oldest of friends :P and if they GOD FORBID get a call on their mobile then GOD save you :P

4. ISI AGENTS

Alright I didn't used to notice them before BUT since I made a friend who is related to ISI in "some" way since then I started looking around and from that day I noticed that the person who was looking the least suspicious of all was to be an ISI agent for sure. You and I are not able to enough to differentiate but I confirm to you people that, they travel and they will be the ones fitting perfectly in the lot.

5. FAISALABADIS

These are my favorite type, got a bunch of these in your bus? Rest assured if you are not their victim (meaning the 1st category) then you are DEFINITELY going to enjoy this trip of yours. By Faisalabadis I am not restricting this stereotype to only people living in Faisalabad but since majority of the time it is people from Faisalabad doing this sort of stuff in my experience so I gave the "fun" stereotype this name. (ITS MY BLOG) They are basically going to joke on each other and unsuspecting victims and they will become the life of the bus. Any tension in the bus? they will crack it down

The bus crew troubling? they will get you enough cracks on them

I have sometimes been a part of this group myself as well

BUT BE CAUTIONED, DO NOT TRY & DO ANYTHING STUPID AROUND THEM, MARK MY WORDS OR THAT TRIP TURNS INTO YOUR NIGHTMARE :P

6. THE FIGHTER

These people are just angry over something and they are just looking for a fight, not a major stereotype but a stereotype none the less. These people would be angry and will tell you the story and basically hurl every abuse they knew about the people/thing they are angry on and then will ask "I am speaking right?" and that is the basic point. ALWAYS SAY "YES" , you beg to differ and he will surely bag up your differ and tell you what he feels about you. They are basically a sub stereo type of the talker but they are pretty darn rash and will not care about anything and tell you what they want BY HOOK OR CROOK

7. THE HEAVY TRAVELERS

Going for two days from your city to elsewhere (for boys only) then what will you pack? 2 jeans, 1 trouser and around 3 t-shirts maximum other than the accessories? Again repeating this question is NOT for girls because they are a part of this stereotype. Then there are people who have 3 suit cases when going for a 2 day trip to somewhere. Women are smart, they know that they don't need to drag their suit cases around one or the other male will do it for them so they travel heavy. Keeping almost all of their household wear with them because for a girl you never know :P . Some men also like to travel heavy like when I was on my way back from Dubai then people had brought SO MUCH baggage that they actually had to place some of the baggage on the empty seats inside the plane because the luggage area was full. Never seen it? I have. 

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Mysteries Revealed

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I am back with my 30th blog. Before I start I need to say something about Indian cricket team. 4 Tests, 1 T20 and 3 ODIs??? Naseer Hussain called you a donkey and you guys felt insulted, someday ask me and I will give you a better name for donkey.

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Now onto the topic, now we have had some pretty amazing mysteries over the years among which there are Aliens, Bermuda Triangle, Lochness monster, Big foot, Mary celeste and many many more but there are some mysteries in the world which have not been given much exposure and people don't know about them much. My blog today will be revealing those mysteries so grab onto your seats.

1. BOY'S WRITING THEIR PHONE NUMBERS IN MALE BATHROOMS

I am a student and frequently travel in and out of city so I use bathrooms all around and well this is one thing that is beyond me. Why do boys write their own mobile numbers at the back of the doors of male toilets with accompanied messages such as "All girls contact me" or "call me for all girls" . First of all they bring a pen inside the bathroom and furthermore they don't have their brain cells working that no girl will ever enter and see those mobile numbers so why bother writing that and neither will a boy go in, read your number and give your number to the first girl passing by. Sheesh people


2. GIRLS TAKING PICTURES IN BATHROOMS

Keeping the privacy so blacking out the faces of girls but you get the general idea. Majority of display pictures of girls on different social networking sites and in many other places are taken inside a bathroom. A bathroom? Seriously of all places in the world, a bathroom? They would go on an event like a marriage to a five star hotel and end up taking their picture in the bathrooms.

What is soooooo attractive about this bathroom that girls are bound to take pictures here. Showing off their mobile phones and camera is also another thing they can achieve through this. I mean keeping in the mind the real objective of using a bathroom and comparing it to the girl's use. Nuff Said


3. USING SUN GLASSES AT NIGHT

The pictures explain it all, the word is basically "SUN glasses" get it? get it? Try and understand the part where the glasses are related with "sun" meaning these things are supposed to be used during day time when the sun is out and is making it difficult for you to see but not at night when it is already enough dark. I am not being racist but the above two pictures explain enough that come on dumbos at least know what you are wearing.


4. PINDI BOYS

Pindi boys are a huge mystery which people are yet to learn about. They have many attributes that people have never understood of which the following are very famous
1. Driving a Mehran (It has no AC) in June and July with its windows closed
2. Wearing sun glasses when there is no sun
3. Why pindi boys buy clothes which are not bought anywhere else in the world
4. Ride on bikes on 12th Rabbi-ul-Awal
Confused? These creatures are confusing



5. SPEAKING ENGLISH IS OBLIGATORY?

As Humaima would say in Bol "AGAR ENGLISH NAHIN AATI TAU BOLTAY KYUN HO?" meaning "If you don't know english then why speak it?" This is a major problem especially in Pakistan and India. People are going after english like it is obligatory. We are not proud of our own language and are trying to impress other people so we use a language that we don't properly know and not just ruin our own language but ruin english as well. Urdu and Hindi both are languages which are historically amazing languages and of which we should be proud of and not be basically ashamed of speaking in Urdu or Hindi. By that we can avoid the english that has a "s" at the end of every word. "I amx verys prouds of the boysx" All our cricketers try and speak english and make a fool out of themselves while look at Sri Lankan spinner "Mendis" who doesn't know a word of english and talks in his own language and is respected. If we don't respect our own language then how will we get respected?


6. WHO IS THE BROTHER AMONG SAHIR LODHI AND SHAISTA WAHIDI

Maybe Shaista Wahidi is because I am pretty sure it can't be Sahir Lodhi. Well its pretty confusing because this brother and sister duo have done everything opposite to their respective gender. Sahir lodhi talks, walks, sits and dresses like a girl while Shaista talks, laughs and dresses more like a man. The main fight in Sahir Lodhi's wedding was the people never understood that his "Baraat" came or went? :P


7. WOMEN'S SHOPPING

Women might be a mystery themselves because nothing about them is still clear to anyone and there would be just SO MUCH to ponder but one thing always bugs me is that if women are going out and have not a single penny in their purse then when they go into a shop why do they shuffle all the shop upside down.

BEFORE

AFTER

They don't have to buy anything because they know they don't have a single penny with them but they will still see every single item in that shop. WHY OH WHY??


NOW LETS GET DOWN TO SOME SERIOUS MYSTERIES



8. WHY DO PEOPLE PICNIC/DATE IN FAISAL MASJID?

Faisal Masjid is one of the most beautiful places ever with great fountains, amazing architecture, great ambience inside and outside the masjid BUT its a MASJID. Islamabadis on the other hand have turned it into a picnic point. You will often see families upon families packing their food and coming to eat in Faisal masjid. You will also see girl and boys actually dating inside and outside the masjid which is basically the limit of stupidness and blank headedness that you can ever imagine. Taking pictures around the masjid like it is a picnic spot while it is written everywhere that "PHOTOGRAPHY IS NOT ALLOWED" but still people do it. Mystery?? Stupidity?? You decide


9. WHY PAY TO DRINK MINERAL WATER IF YOU HAVE FREE PURIFIED WATER?

Another mystery that today brings to us is why we are so spoiled that even to drink water we will spend 20 rs on a mineral water bottle than clean or even purified water. Alright in some situations where at homes we don't get clean water then mineral water can and should be used but when you have clean and purified water perfectly available for free then buying water is just insane. Buying mineral water to make sure you don't get dehydrated in the middle of January is just an excuse these Mummy Daddy use to drink mineral water. People around us don't have clean free water to drink and we are so spoiled that we will buy mineral water for high prices.


10. ONLY LOVE PAKISTAN ON 14TH AUGUST?

This is the most serious mystery for me and I have discussed this in one of my previous blogs as well http://sohaibx.blogspot.com/2011/08/revolution-inquilaab-misconceptions.html but I still can't get no answer to how people just get love for Pakistan for just one day among 365 days. "I LOVE YOU PAKISTAN" is repeated again and again, youth changes their display pictures on facebook and twitter to Pakistani flags and all talks are about bringing a change in Pakistan but once the clock strikes 12 and people go to sleep the next day they wake up with amnesia or like they were drunk for the last day and have come back to their senses. This is the only reason why we are facing all these problems, if we would love our country for one full year then mark my words, we will actually see a change. 

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The Worst Movies EVER

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Since I have always been telling people to do good and avoid wrong in different ways this time I consider this my duty to warn each of my readers from the time they can waste watching some movies which , hmmmmm how should I put this in a soft way. Well those movies that SUCK and are a complete waste of time. Now these 10 are among those which I have watched (except one) forced or willingly and am not picking this list from any website. So lets begin with

P.S: This countdown is not in order, all of these movies are supposed to be avoided


10. Gujjar and Rajnikaanth Movies

Mode Of Viewing: FORCED

First thing is first, if you are planning to watch a Gujjar movie a.k.a punjabi Shaan Movie or a Rajnikaanth movie then STOP RIGHT THERE. I have watched a quiet a few of these thanks to Niazi bus service. I dread those times when these movies were played on high speakers in Niazi. Their main story the hero falls in love with the heroin who is ALWAYS the daughter of the villain of the movie. The villain sends hundreds of his men to take care of the hero but one hero may it be Shaan or Rajnikaanth can kill 5 people with just a simple punch, can shoot bullets with their own hands if their gun gets wasted and can shoot around hundreds of bullets from a 9 bullet revolver. They are like the daddies of Super man being a normal man and they can also stop bullets from their chest.

Read this for more, by the way if not then just watch the two videos in this one and then I won't need to say anything more " http://sohaibx.blogspot.com/2010/09/letter-to-indianmarathitamil-film.html "

9. Son Of The Mask

Mode Of Viewing: Willing

In this position first I thought of putting Harry Potter and the half blood prince because it was a pretty bad movie which missing A LOT from the book BUT then I remembered this movie and Harry Potter 6 was just EPIC in front of this movie. Creating a sequel to a Jim Carrey movie without Jim Carrey is just enough to describe how sucked up this movie was. Nothing funny, nothing adventurous, NO action and just basically nothing at ALL.

8. The Hurt Locker

Mode Of Viewing: Willing

Alright this movie was pretty much hyped that this movie was amazing and I think it won A LOT of oscars as well so I watched it and after this movie ended I was wayyyyyyy more surprised at how this movie managed to bag that many oscars than I was when Slumdog Millionaire won 8 oscars. No story, no effects, no acting and it was all about a guy waking up and going to dispose of a bomb. Yes it maybe real but the film SUCKED.

7. Muhabbatan Sachiyan

Mode Of Viewing: FORCED

Another thanks to the Niazi bus service that I had to watch this movie. Again the same copied love story, worse acting and pretty stupid songs especially in one the girl is singing that she is in love and can't sleep while the boy actually says that he is sleepy and asks the girl what's her plan. STUPID?? Then in the final fight scene Veena malik is pushed by the villain and she actually rolls over a complete bridge like it was tilted and I don't need any other reason than this that VEENA MALIK is in this movie. The biggest disgrace to Pakistan

6. X-Men 3 : The Last Stand

Mode Of Viewing: Willing

After this movie I thought X-Men had lost my respect but they basically brought some amazing movies after this Origins: Wolverine and X-men 1st class was amazing but this movie was just downright stupid. So much happening and still nothing ever made sense and this super hero flick beats pretty stupid super hero movies like Hulk, Green Lantern & all Super Man movies to enter this list.

5. Tere Bin Laden

Mode Of Viewing: Willing

When this movie ended my face expression were literally like " :-S " , not the curve on that expression. Yes it was THAT big. I personally think that give me 10 times less money than they had and I can make a better movie than this. The acting of Ali Zafar was absolutely stupid and it was like he was taking revenge from the director so that he can make his movie a major flop and BINGO his plan worked. His acting was AWFUL and so was the story.

4. Ghajini

Mode Of Viewing: Willing

Now this movie enters the list because this movie is just a simple insult to Christopher Nolan's master piece that was the Memento. Memento was just a perfect movie with everything right and this movie was the complete opposite. It took huge amounts of gamma radiation for Eric Bana to become the Hulk BUT for Amir Khan it only took a hit to the head. Loosing memory is fine but how in the hell did he become the HULK? So much muscles? So much pure power and all because his girl friend was killed and he was hit in the head. If that is not enough then this guy actually had the time to note and make a complete map of the city and take pictures of everything which even a normal person can't do and he knows. He forgets everything when he sleeps and remembers when he takes of his shirt in the morning and then starts destroying his house and then all of a sudden he knows where to put what because when he lost his memory he was genius enough to label everything in his house. 

3. Watchmen

Mode Of Viewing: Willing

A Super Hero Movie?

An Action Movie?

A Comedy Movie?

A Romantic Movie?

A Suspense Thriller?

Horror??

WHAT WAS THIS?? What I could extract out of this movie was that it was about a bunch of people who wore pretty weird and colorful clothes and a blue guy. They were supposed to be super heroes by the theme of the movie but they never were found saving the earth instead in the end one of them actually bombed the whole world down and killed millions & billions of people so that they can start all over again?? Really now?? The other super heroes try and resist for a very small time but then give up in the end and combine with the other guy and kill the only one who rejects their idea. It takes pretty huge amounts of an effort to make a movie THIS STUPID

2. Dabangg

Mode Of Viewing: FORCED

The final thanks to the Niazi bus service and I HATE THEM FOR THIS. I had to see this movie twice and once this movie ended the conductor would play its video songs over and over and over again. AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Terrible movie, terrible acting, terrible action, terrible dialogues, terrible songs, terrible story and terrible just pure torture. I still don't know how this movie got such a great response and won sooooo many awards beating "3 Idiots" this just shows the amount of illiteracy in Pakistan and Indian people. A literate person will never watch this movie and if you liked this movie and call yourself literate. My friend its about time you reconsider

1. The Twlight Series

Vampires get burned in the SUN and he is enjoying it?

Mode Of Viewing: NEVER Watched WOOOOOHOOOOOOOO

YES Homer, I can feel your pain even though I haven't watched any of this movie. The basic concept of this movie is wrong. First thing is first so stephnie myers let me tell you VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE. One of my friends told me that the real Dracula didn't even took a bath and had hair on his hands and this vampire actually sparkles?? DAMN , I mean sesame street actually managed to make a better vampire than this who was dark and could count too.

What's next Stephnie myers a versace dress wearing zombie?? or a glittering frankenstien?? or worse a Gucci sunglasses wearing Cyclops?? Stop ruining the good stuff people. JUST STOP


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The Mummy Daddy Phenomenon

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It took me lot of time to think of this topic. I was going through a major major writer's block. Every time I thought of a topic then I couldn't think of the material. Many of my friends gave me some awesome topics but I was just blank on them. I even thought of stereotyping girls but that is just tooooooooooooo vast a topic. I can write a book on that instead of a blog. I thought of telling people the top 10 worst movies but waited for some more time. Then just right now I was randomly talking to my friend and he gave me this amazing idea and helped me by giving me the ideas. So here it goes

Now before I start I would like to tell that the research to this topic was basically very very disturbing and depressing and I came to the brink of suicide. I sat lonely in a dark corner listening to Slipknot to bring myself back to life. So I put my life on the line to bring this truth to you people.

The mummy daddy phenomenon basically are the boys/girls who are just tooo soft in this rough world. They are mostly found in modern areas of cities but if I mention them all over the world this topic will become as large. I will restrict myself to the Pakistani mummy daddy people. The majority of them is found in either Islamabad or the very posh areas of Lahore or Karachi. Let me tell you some of their traits

1. WEIRD WRITING

"Yo, I went to dis concerrttt and it was soooo kEWWllll , atif aslam is a rawk star"

Now when you see "kEwL" or "RaWk" then should know that's the type. No normal or even for that matter abnormal person would write scripts like these. Its only the mummy daddy type who can write these kinds of scripts. These scripts can give normal people nightmares if exposed for a long time. True story

Some more examples of the horror script

1. I'm Яēσlly hσppy whēη I' M With yOu
2. "sh0wing attiIiitude tO me? mY foOt !!"
3. LOve nevEr diEs!!!! waitinG foR anotheR oNe
4. Ħąŵt PwịŃċê
5. Pwincex Senoreeta

They even have their own magazines the people featuring in these magazines are their likes, more on that later :P :P

2. SOFTY

"OH MY GOD ITS SOOOO HOT OUT THERE"

When somebody says that in March or April then you have an ultimate mummy daddy before you. They are very soft in speaking, soft in action, soft in eating and soft in strength. All these softness combined and you get a mummy daddy. Roaming around with a "mineral" water bottle in hand to prevent oneself from dehydration in January is one of their trademark moves. Other include

1. Fake British accent
2. Avoiding anything oily in food
3. Diet conscious even if Lahori
4. Not playing too much sports in sun because of loosing their complexion

& much much more.

3. GIRL OR BOY

For this type you just never know. I mean you could see a boy and call him a dude and get slapped because it turns out he was a girl and see a girl and call her baby doll and get slapped again because she was a boy and the conversion is more female-ish. Meaning both genders resembles girls like in the following pictures it will take at least 10 minutes to differentiate between the guy and the girl if there is any to be honest I can't find any.

Girly hand movements to girly likes (coming ahead, keep waiting) to girly hairstyles for the boys and boys boldness, boys clothes and boys hairstyles for the girls. Some people call them emo but emo is just a stereotype for the bigger picture that is Mummy Daddy. Confusing?? I know I was too. More can be

1. Tweeting or updating status about watching stars to impress girls
2. Acting girly to impress girls
3. Acting boy-ish to impress boys
4. Tweeting or updating status about the feeling of falling in love
5. Liking pages like "awwwwwwww I love you" being a boy (supposed)

4. THEIR SPECIAL LIKES

Now ladies and gentlemen please hold onto your seats because today I will reveal to you one of the biggest mysteries of all times and it is

DUN
DUN
DUN

The Mummy Daddy are the community which like Justin Beiber

*gulps*

*screams*

Yes yes people I know, these are exactly the ones who would go

"ohhhhhhhh JUSTIN BEIBERRRRRRRR" at any of his extremely vulgar songs like baby baby ooohh :P

The likes just not end there, they also like Miley Cyrus, Lady Gaga, Sahir Lodhi, Shaista Wahidi and many many more.

I am shivering right now, GROSS PEOPLE

See?? MUMMY DADDY *shivers*

5. WEIRD STYLES & PHOTO TECHNIQUES

NUFF SAID

6. NICK NAMES

Another disturbing trait is their nick naming. They just do it in a very weird way like either writing in script or putting words like prince or princess or cute in their facebook ids. Some can still pull it on twitter but COME ON on facebook just put your own name. Some examples are below

1. http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000852584046
2. http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002544805706
3. http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000537235890
4. http://www.facebook.com/HEartOoO
5. http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001689646450
6. http://www.facebook.com/shazi.baba
7. http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001782121260

I think I have made my point

7. PROFESSION

These types can land only few kinds of professions because they can't handle any thing tough because of them being tooooo softy

1. Fashion designers
2. Models
3. Actors & Actresses
4. Not Rock Stars but Rawk stars
5. Pop singers
6. TV hosts
7. Cheerleaders

See what I meant

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Revolution (Inquilaab) --> The Misconceptions

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Today its a serious topic and without any shout outs will go straight to the topic

Another 14th August came by and went away. Boys took out their bikes, removed the silencers and went out on one wheeling adventures, girls made green dresses and wore them, kids had their faces painted and were holding flags, houses were decorated, we sang songs about Pakistan, said "I LOVE YOU PAKISTAN" over and over again, youth changed their display pictures on Facebook and Twitter with Pakistani flags or patriotic pictures and there was no Punjabi, Sindhi, Pathan and Balochi and all I heard about that we are a nation and we will "REVOLUTIONIZE" Pakistan.

Then I woke up the very next day and turned the television on and then I saw Punjabi, Sindhi, Siraiki, Urdu Speaking, Muhajir, Pathan, Balochi & Agency people. All that love gone? Within like eight hours of sleep? Are we Pakistanis for just one day among 365 days? People were wishing everyone Happy Independence Day

I ask are we really really Independent today?

With us being enslaved by America

With us being enslaved by corrupt leaders

With us being as a dead nation as it could be

With us being ordered by everyone

Are we really free? Independent? Are we still Pakistan?

All this talk aside most of the time among the rest of the 364 days what I hear is that Pakistan needs a Revolution, Inquilaab aayega tau kuch hoga (Revolution is the only chance) , Revolution this and Revolution that and this Revolution has become the most abused word in our media and in our day to day conversations. This youth will bring the revolution needed by Pakistan. In these theories the Media and the expertily stupid people talking about Revolution have created misunderstandings. Let me clear them one by one.

1. Revolution = Protest

The basic thing whenever people say is that Revolution is to protest. YES stand up for your rights and go out on streets BUT its not everything. Revolution is actually to bring a change within you and then try and spread that awareness among the people around you and bring the change and then when you are changed yourself then ONLY can you bring the change in the society not like the concept we have that we dislike something, we go out on the streets, break our own stuff, come back home and sleep. This is not revolution and to be honest its not a protest either.

2. Its A One Day/One Week Thing

This is basically the biggest misconception among our people that we will protest today and maybe for two more day and after that Zardari will resign from government, all prices will come down the next day, load shedding will end, Zardari will get himself arrested and he and all corrupt leaders will be taken to court, a new leader will rise and he will tell america to mind their own business and everything will be okay??

THAT IS NOT HOW IT GOES

It was in 1930 when Allama Iqbal gave the idea of Pakistan and after 17 years of hard work and sacrifices did our forefathers achieve this land that we call Pakistan. During those times people gave whatever they could for Pakistan. Today all we want is that if we can make a big enough protest today then tomorrow everything will be alright once again.

3. Revolution Ends After Freedom/Object Completion

This is also a misconception where people think that once the objective of the revolution is achieved all we did can be brought back again. NO. The real revolution starts after the objective is complete because remember as I said before Revolution is the name of bringing a change in one self and if the objective has completed then its because you changed and if you let it go for one day then things will start going back to where they were. This is exactly what happened to Pakistan, our forefathers kept themselves revolutionized but what they forgot to do was to transfer their love for Pakistan to their children (some of them did) and so on and as they first generation of Pakistan slowly died the true love for Pakistan died with them and then started the long destabilization of Pakistan which according to me has reached its peak today.

4. Revolution is peaceful

"Sarfaroshi Ki Tamanna Abb Hamaray Dil Main Hai, Dekhna Hai Zor Kitna Bazooay Qaatil Main Hai"

Translation --> The will of sacrifice is in our hearts now, lets see how much power does the murderer has

As I said revolution is not a protest so protest can be peaceful but revolution is NOT. It can start with protest but it has to go on to huge measures where people would have to lay down their lives so that the future can have a better life. For us the best example is our very own independence, just one incident is enough to quote here that it was the time of Namaaz. One person stood up to give Azaan and just as he had said "ALLAH-O-AKBAR" he was shot down by the British army. This did not stop the others and one more stood up in the martyr's place and continued the Azaan, he too was shot down. This continued till the Azaan was completed. THIS IS WHAT IS NEEDED

People would get themselves arrested for no reason at all so they could spread the protests inside Jails as well. Freedom fighters would dance on the news of them getting hanged. This is revolution when you bring such a change in yourself that NOTHING matters to you except your objective. If not take an example from past then take an example from Egypt's youth. They stood up against the tyrant and it took time but now things are turning their way. They didn't protest just one day, they stood for their rights. People died, got injured but that did not stop them. I salute all the Egypt youth for that step :) . Look at what is happening in Bahrain, the bahraini government is making crackdowns at people's home and killing them, capturing them, torturing them and even denying them of their basic rights to get treated in a hospital but they are not backing down and even in police stations amongst the torture they just want freedom of their nation from the tyrant read more here http://sohaibx.blogspot.com/2011/07/bahrain-real-story.html. THIS IS REVOLUTION

5. This Youth will bring a revolution

Really? Are you serious? This youth?? Who

1. Does drugs
2. Drinks alcohol
3. Can remember long and lengthy Eminem songs but can't remember their own national anthem
4. Keeps girlfriends & boyfriends
5. Would lie to their parents for a girl/boy who they know for merely months
6. Hate studying the history of Pakistan
7. Would leave Pakistan for a foreign country the instant they get the chance
8. Go around asking all the time "What has Pakistan given us?"
9. Who are not even loyal to their own parents
10. Who can listen to revolution songs but cannot think of going out one day in afternoon and get themselves arrested so they can spread the word in prison
11. Who would rather tweet about loving Pakistan than actually showing it
12. On 14th august they go out on bikes like its obligatory

I am a part of this youth and I am as much as a culprit as the others

Singing songs is easy, doing it is the real part. The Bahrain and Egypt youth are the ones who took the step, this youth is just humiliation. Just look at the below video and after that I will have no need to give any further argument regarding this issue. THIS YOUTH WILL BRING A REVOLUTION?? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *spits*

WE NEED TO CHANGE OURSELVES TO CHANGE THE NATION

A NATION GETS THE LEADERS WHICH THEY ARE THEMSELVES

SO JUST THINK THAT WE ALL ARE ZARDARIS

AND THE ACTUAL PIECE ASIF ALI ZARDARI IS ALL OF US COMBINED INTO ONE

WE ARE THE REASON HE IS UP THERE

SO STOP BLAMING HIM AND CORRECT YOURSELF

STOP WASTING TIME ON CRITICIZING THE GOVERNMENT AND BRING A CHANGE IN YOURSELF

THE FEELING WILL BE AMAZING

I GUARANTEE YOU, YOU WILL BE FREEEEEEEE

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