Gender Malfunction

Hey Everybody

Yeah I know I haven't blogged since a long time and the reason being that I was busy and a little sick bt well now I am back and since I missed a lot I need to give some shout outs before I go to today's topic

Well Now Its Time To Get Back To The Topic

Transforming Cena Into Today's Male Fashion

WOAH.....EWWWWWWWWW.......LOL........ HA HA HA HA HA HA....... ROFL

Some of the diffrent comments on the above transformation that you people would be giving but what I will say is "Shameful" sure this picture is for joke but its not a lie. This transformation is happening these days as I write this blog

I had the chance to go and visit the clothing shops this end of ramazan for buying stuff for eid and then for my university as it is re opening. Well which shop to go for my eid suit and then I decided "Yes I will go to Junaid Jamshed Yayyyyyyyy" but well as I entered that shop and went into the men side of the store my excitement turned into horror as they had completely transformed Junaid Jamshed into a women clothing store, NOOOOOOOO, How could it be? JJ used to be one of the best men shalwar kameez shop in Pakistan and as I was recovering from the pain the salesman came up to me and said "Should I help you find a suit for your size?" and I was like "huh, dude I belong to the male specimen?" and he smiled and said "Yes I know and these are male clothes" and I looked at the clothing section and then at him like somebody had told me that "Cristiano Ronaldo has become a REAL footballer, or if Pakistan had been rid of corruption and the 'Z' effect" and my horror increased as I looked at the colors of the suit that hung there waiting for me to chose them. PINK , PURPLE , PARROT GREEN , SHOCKING PINK and if that wasn't enough insult to injury then the work on them with the suits laced with shiny pebbles, sparkly stuff and what not and then I actually saw three boys of my age come into the store and buy a kameez like that, AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH .......... I ran from that store as fast as I could (being a little fat it wasn't that fast as you just imagined) but still pretty fast before the salesman could catch me and transform me as above.

Junaid Jamshed Looked More Like Bareeze (leading women clothing)

Alright I need to calm down.......... phew........ but you gotta understand that was a real close call. I came home and I decided to turn the T.V on just to get my mind away from all this and as I turned on and put GEO on it was near Iftari time and their special transmission started. The host welcomed us and then I noticed his clothes and my eyes opened wide as he was wearing a shocking pink shalwar kameez suit and then I read his name "SAHIR LODHI" so I calmed down a little because its okay for her to wear this because Sahir Lodhi isn't practically a male after all I mean she is a morning show host of a program called "She's on ONE". So I laughed at her and changed the channel but as I surfed the channels I noticed that both genders had taken this "cross dressing" a little tooooo seriously. As women were wearing t shirts nd jeans of dark colors while men were wearing suits of shiny colors nd girly colors. Whats going on with this world. With fashion designers uncontrollable girly hand movements to the models wearing unbelievably stupid clothes.

I mean look at the following pictures

Okay I know this is just to horrific I mean the other day I saw a man wearing a shirt with the tag "7 Reasons for men to wear pink" while all 7 reasons were rather *censored* but still this is just WRONG

The clothes are one place but even the actions of the genders are changing with girls becoming for bold and strong hearted and men becoming more shy and 'soft'. I just get the shudders thinking of such a world. OMG HORROR THE HORROR OF IT

I can't think and write anymore

have to log out

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Exclusive With Pattinson & Shittiano

Finally I am Back Ladies & Guys, I dnt have any gentlemen reading my blogs so had to write guys. Well I was thinking to you know get ‘in’ with the ladies, I spent weeks thinking how to get a guy like me ‘in’ with the ladies and then it hit me. I decided to interview two people who are in a weird sort of way ‘in’ with the ladies. I mean believe me they don’t have any connection with the ladies what so ever but still the ladies love em and I thought if I could get an interview with them which will surely get me with the ladies

Yes Ladies and Guys I am talking about Robbert Pattinson a.k.a Edward Cullen (RP) & Cristiano Ronaldo a.k.a Shittiano Ro-Naa-Laado (CR0)

X: Welcome To The X Show, Where we call some brilliant celebrities and have a talk with them, after the brilliant success of the show with Sir Arsen ‘Insane’ Wenger now its time to go even bigger. Today 1^st guest is none other than the heart beat of the female section of the world and the hate nd beating part of the male section of the world please welcome with a big boo “Robert Pattinson”

RP: Thank you very much for calling me at your show

X: Oh no worries, believe me if I had a choice you won’t be here :P

RP: What?

X: Nothing, dnt want to make you angry and bite with those teeth

RP: Ha ha ha ha, dnt worry I only bite girls

X: Why scared of the men?

RP: No, its something else

X: What? Is it true?

RP: What is true?

X: You and Jacob?

RP: Hey that’s personal stuff man

X: What u and Jacob working in the new twilight movie is personal?

RP: Oh I thought you were talking about something else

X: What something else?

RP: Nothing nothing *makes the puppy dog eyes at me*

X: Dude believe me am not that kind

RP: What kind?

X: A vampire, I am a normal human being what were you thinking you are acting weird Robert

RP: Oh nothing your shirt is nice

X: Ahan m feeling a lil uncomfortable over here

RP: Want me to give you a massage?

X: Oh no lemme call my other guest now, people he is a model and a brilliant and emotional actor but I dnt know how in the hell did he made it to soccer? Yes WOW my audience is so intelligent. It is none other than Cristiano Ronaldo a.k.a Shittiano Ro-Naa-Lado

CR0: Hey *smiles*

RP: Oh you new here?

CR0: You don’t watch soccer?

X: Even if he did, he won’t find you thea, you should ask if he watched the latest Clear Shampoo add

CR0: Yeah it was about football as well

X: Dude Whoopie Goldberg did an add containing a baseball bat doesn’t make her a baseball player does it?

CR0: You are just jealous of my greatness

X: Please you are no MESSI

CR0: MESSI, WHO IS MESSI? MESSI IS CRAP, CRAP I TELLS YA #*$#%$**#$%@%#$$*#@*#*$*#*#*$*#*@*$#**$

*slaps him*

CR0: So where were we?

X: We were talking that Lionel Messi is the best footballer in the world?

CR0: MESSI, WHO IS MESSI? MESSI IS CRAP, CRAP I TELLS YA #*$#%$**#$%@%#$$*#@*#*$*#*#*$*#*@*$#**$

*hits him on the head with the mic*

CR0: So where were we?

X: I asked you that do you think that you can be called a great footballer with a 63% accuracy, you are nothing do you understand?

RP: I don’t think that way, I think Ronaldo is amazing

X: Ermmmmm, nothing forget it I said that we were just discussing how you lost the champions league this year

CR0 starts crying

CR0: it wasn’t my fault, I tried, believe me, I tried mommmmmmyyyyyyy………. I need my mommmmmyyyyy…….. Please stop with the questionsssss L L

RP: I am hea for you

*RP hugx CR0*

*CR0 starts sucking thumb*

RP: Don’t cry papa is here for you, don’t you cry or m gonna give you a lil spanky wanky

CR0: *while sucking thumb* Papa I have been a good boy

X: AHEM AHEM ………MY EYES MY EYES

*faints*

*gets up and sees both of them*

X: Ladies and Gentlemen this show’s video will not be allowed to be on AIR on national television and please don’t try and even search it on YouTube for the sake of humanity

X: I am sure I don’t want any thing to do with the ladies, please ladies keep these two with you and don’t let them wander alone, till next time with something and someone better at least my whole camera crew is almost dead and I am getting out of here. X Y’All

Ending With Beautiful Pictures Of Both :P

God Bless Pakistan

Hello Everybody

Its been a long time since I wrote another blog but I think its about to time to write a blog..... Actually its more time to pray to ALLAH .......... Its about time we ask for HIS ALMIGHTY's Forgiveness for we need it A LOT

So all please raise your hands to the LORD and pray for HIS forgiveness and beg for HIS mercy although HE is the merciful one and will surely hear our prayers even of sinful people like us. Please OH ALMIGHTY have mercy upon us and save us from all the problems we are having..... Floods , Target Killings , Gang Wars , Flight Destructions , Criminals , No Unity Among Muslims....... Please bring UR mercy upon us, we know we are sinful people and all we deserve is punishment but please forgive us and bring unity among us so that we can unite under the flag of Islam and wait for the leader that you will be sending to us in the form of Hazrat Imam Mehdi (A.S) .......... We all beg you for your mercy

Tribute To "The Joker"

The character that was created in the dark night of 22nd July 1940 by the genius of a mind that was of Bill Finger and drawn by the hands of Bob Kane turned out to be the character that would replace the words “Evil” & “Psychotic” in the dictionary. The character that took the villainy to a super hero to a new level.

Yes as you have seen the picture above it is about none other than “The Joker”. What a master piece did this character turned out to be, this villain doesn't want money, this villain doesn't want to become the president but what this villain wants is to spread fear throughout the hearts of everyone. Even the police gulp and their heart comes into their throats at the mere mention of his name. The character inflicts pain and sorrow into the hearts of his strongest foes by just using his jokes. Yes you heard me this guy has no super power, he was no big strengths to lift stuff, he has nothing coming out of his hands or eyes but what he does has is the most “EVILEST” and “PSYCHOTIC” mind in his upper portion that was ever created. Even Batman a superhero who also is devoid of any super powers but has taken many big enemies down who had super powers but he also shudders at his name and what he loves most is to joke around. 

Almost everybody knows his comic history that how he came into being like this in the comics and almost everybody saw the movie that was “The Dark Knight”. A movie that turned out to be a mega jumbo super block buster hit and broke all records that Titanic made till now in its first week of business. The late and great Heath ledger did that role and what a splendid job he did, nobody has done it better than him as I have seen that movie now 132 times and I remember each and every dialogue in the style heath spoke it and the success shows as he bagged an Oscar but sad that he couldn't be alive to see this movie’s success and he died 2 months before the release of the movie but do you actually think that it was an accident? 

NO!!! It was the character of the Joker that killed him, two people did the Joker role before Heath and they all ended up either in the Mental Asylum or in a hospital under extreme mental pressure and as Heath was the one who did this role the best he locked himself in a hotel room for two months without any kind of interference from the outside world to reach the Joker’s mind and as he did he lost his own. 

This is what the Joker’s character is about total psycho, evil and diabolic. A sentence that Batman says about Joker a lot “Expect the unexpected from the Joker” and Joker has been the most unexpected of all villains. Joker is crazy and fun sometimes while on the other he is a psycho who loves nothing but to inflict fear into his victim’s hearts. He doesn't use any fancy weapons but instead he tends to use knives. 

He is a patent of DC Comics and DC’s rival Marvel comic’s head said this “We here at Marvel comics have bagged many trophies all around the time for many outstanding comics but what we couldn't accomplish was to create a villain who could stand up to “The Joker” and we still strive to make such a villain but its beyond us to make such evil and psycho again as it was made once and only once”The rivals speak such about this character then just imagine what his supporters think. I for one am his biggest fan ever 

His comics that I recommend everyone to read and are classics. The Killing Joke , The Man Who Laughs & The Last Laugh and please do watch “The Dark Knight”I can continue about him forever but its time I sleep but in the end I have to ask a question but I will let "The Joker" himself ask it which will "PUT A SMILEEEEEE ON YOUR FACE"

Till Next Time

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An Exclusive With Wenger

Ladies & Gentlemen

Welcome To Today's Blog

Today's Blog Is An Exclusive Interview I Took From The British Club Arsenal's Manager "Arsen Insane Wenger"

Never Knew That Was His Middle Name? Well I Didn't Knew A Lot Before This Interview & It Cleared A Lot

Nd After The Interview I Gave Him The Honorary Title Of "Sir Arsen "Insane" Wenger" :-D

Let Me Waste No More Time & Head Straight To The Interview

X: Welcome

Wenger: Hello, how are you?

X: I am absolutely fine sir, how are you today?

Wenger: Am good, Thanks for asking

X: So sir first of all let me ask you about the latest Cesc Fabregas related news?

Wenger: What about it?

X: Well to start with, why are not you letting Fabregas complete his dream?

Wenger: Well first of all I will clear a fact that Fabregas is allergic from trophies. There I said it. The man gets a severe case of good footballing skills whenever he gets near a trophy like these days after winning the World Cup he is constantly practicing and I have no idea for what reason. Here at Arsenal I can safely make sure that Cesc is kept away from any trophies what so ever like I have all this time, the cob webs in our trophy cabinet always refresh him. While with BARCELONA's continuous habit of winning trophies every year I am scared that BARCELONA will ruin Cesc's career by making him one of the best footballer's of all time. What does BARCELONA know about Cesc. BARCELONA gave Cesc to me when he was sixteen, BARCELONA doesn't know anything they don't know at what time Cesc likes to watch cartoons and BARCELONA doesn't know at what times does my lil Cesc likes his favorite meal. BARCELONA knows nothing

X: Oh-kay, why do you shout when you take Barcelona's name?

Wenger: I dont shout while taking BARCELONA's name

X: Yes you did, right there. Are you obsessed with Barcelona?

Wenger: Ha ha ha ha ha ha, Why would I be obsessed with BARCELONA? Although BARCELONA is that club that humiliated us, BARCELONA is that club that whupped us, BARCELONA has that MESSI that scored a record 4 goals on us, BARCELONA has 7 players in Spanish team due to which Cesc never got a chance to play in World Cup 2010 and defeated Persie in the final, BARCELONA is a club that ripped us from our dream of Champions League this year, BARCELONA BARCELONA BARCELONA BARCELONA BARCELONA

BARCELONA BARCELONA BARCELONA BARCELONA BARCELONA BARCELONA

BARCELONA BARCELONA BARCELONA

X: Sir? Hello? Wenger Bhai?

Wenger: BARCELONA BARCELONA BARCELONA BARCELONA BARCELONA

Smacks a stick on the head of wenger and he gets up

Wenger: See am not obsessed with BARCELONA. I am only doing this for Arsenal's good not over BARCELONA's hate

X: Ahan, yea I can see that. Please make sure you don't see the telecast of this interview on television

Wenger: Why?

X: Oh nothing, well the last question why did you reject Barcelona for giving Cesc and after 2 hours put Cesc on the transfer market for 53 Million and then went home and came back to say to the press that you never want to give Cesc away?

Wenger: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, that was a practical joke. See I was going against my own words, geddit geddit? ha ha ha ha ha.....damn I sometime crack myself up with such a great sense of humour

X: Indeed :-S , Any cool message for anyone?

Wenger: BARCELONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ...... has an A in the end with which Arsenal begins. See am not obsessed

X: Yes I can see, It was a very very strange time with you, hope I never get this oppurtunity again and I will not be airing this interview as I don't want to scare the kids.

Wenger: The pleasure is all mine

X: Oh-kay

Well thats it

I know it was awesome wasn't it

Wenger is an awesome guy

oh am sorry Sir Arsen 'Insane' Wenger :-)

Till Next Time

X Y'All

THIS YOUTH WILL BRING A REVOLUTION *FACE PALMS*

Hey

I thought and I thought for a new topic for my blog but I think I will say some more about the youth these days.
Now I have already talked about the following

1. Girl Friend / Boy Friend
2. No Patriotism
3. Bad Stuff Youth Does

Now I wanna say more, everyone would be slapping their palms on their faces and saying “WHAT NOW? IF THAT LAST BLOG WASN’T ENOUGH”. Well it wasn’t enough and to say the least I got some very stupid people asking me REALLY stupid questions. One even asked me the 5th line of the national anthem and believe that.
Now this youth has some more problems and let me explain them to you

1. VALENTINES DAY
Alright I think I have touched the injured vein but well I have to, don’t you just love couples walking hand in hand on Valentine’s Day. Buying each other heart shaped stuff, roses and the best part all of them in red and then saying the three magical words over & over again. I know I DON’T. It’s very funny for me and surely should be very humiliating for them because the very part of our youth don’t have 30 Rs to buy their mom or dad a card at Mother’s/Father’s day respectively or buy them a gift at their birthdays or give a card or gift to their siblings for something surely have the money in thousands to buy cards, chocolates, bouquets and even for spending on dinners. *FACE PALMS*
My advices for people doing the above and also to those celebrating this day is “GET A LIFE” & believe me people I have kept this advice as nice as possible

2. DRUGS AND STUFF
Yes this is such a problem these days and by drugs I just don’t mean the “COCAINE” & “MARIJUANA” but I mean EVERYTHING including Cigarettes, Wines & Beers e.t.c. Damn it even “Samad Bond” is used by people as a drug. Smoking cigarette is even in fashion these days and boys just smoke to show that they are cool and to show off they make stuff with the smoke they exhale and not just boys the girls too, yeah girls don’t you think am gonna leave you and if this isn’t wrong enough for those who smoke it just think of what it does to your body. I mean why do such a thing that will rip your body from the inside? Why do such a thing for show off that could end your life? If your life is that free then kill yourself and in your will donate your body parts to needy people, at least you would do something useful with your body and kill yourself at the same time. Even the new in thing “Sheesha” is SO harmful for your body that you can’t believe it. Now let’s move to a more serious matter alcohol. Yes alcohol is drunk in Pakistan lots and lots of it. One of my Christian friends was telling me the other day that everybody drinks in Lahore it’s not a biggie and I was like “WHAT?” Course it is a BIGGIE because of the very very little knowledge I have of Islam I know that alcohol is “HARAM = FORBIDDEN” PERIOD and then told me that one of the Muslims friend named Hisaam Tariq Rahim told that his dad wanted to buy wine and that shows how HYPOCRITE we have gotten. THANK GOD NO ONE in my family drinks but even GOD FORBID if somebody did I won’t be telling it to other people and I would be disgusted and humiliated by it even if it was my own father or whoever. That’s the level of hypocrisy gotten in the youth and that’s just telling I don’t know if the guy drinks himself too but just look at the name and how proud he is telling people that his dad drinks. SHAMEFUL *FACE PALMS*

NOW THESE PROBLEMS AND THE ONES I MENTIONED BEFORE, NOW AFTER ALL THESE YOU PEOPLE STILL THINK THIS YOUTH CAN BRING A REVOLUTION???
IF YOU SAY ‘YES’ THEN I MUST SAY THAT YOU ARE QUIET AN OPTIMIST AND WELL PLEASE FIND A WAY THAT IT DOES BRING A REVOLUTION AND I THINK THEY WILL BRING A REVOLUTION BUT NOT A POLITICAL ONE BUT BY RUINING THE UPCOMING GENERATIONS AS WELL

IF YOU SAY ‘NO’ THEN I KNOW I AM DISAPPOINTED TOO AND WELL WE NEED A LOT LOT LOT LOT LOT LOT LOT OF HELP BECAUSE CHANGING ONE SOUL WON’T HELP. WE HAVE TO CHANGE A NATION
PLEASE HELP ME IN DOING SO

TILL NEXT TIME
X Y’ALL

PAKISTAN NOT SO PAAK ANYMORE?

First before I come to my main topic I would like to state about the fact that FIFA destroyed my World Cup dream of an Argentina Vs Spain FINAL. The maximum these two can meet is in a Semi-Final. Just imagining the FINAL with Messi VS Villa, Xavi, Iniesta, Puyol, Pique, Busquets (Valdes & Pedro In Subs) Just Makes Me Drool. What a dream final for ANY Barca fan and now it is broken ;-(

Well now to the topic of the blog and this topic is a little rough so either read it or don’t at all.

Pakistan a country that was made for Muslims to perform their religious acts, a country that got its independence on the basis of religion and the country that got the name “Islamic Republic of Pakistan”.

What the hell is going on in this country?

Enlightened Moderation?.................. Screw Enlightened Moderation

Enlightened moderation is NOT allowed in Islam period. NO BUTS, NO ORS, NO ANDS, NO BECAUSE. That is the only truth and we have to settle our minds on it.

We have totally lost our minds, India lets follow what India does. DAMNIT even their religion doesn’t allow that. Even their religion is against what they are doing and showing us and not just ISLAM, HINDUISM but EVERY religion in the world disagrees with it.

The kind of shows we have, encouraging fashion designers to make shorter and even shorter clothes for females. The other day I was watching SAMAA TV’s morning show. A crazy woman was hosting it and she had called a guest which does a show wearing disgusting clothes and she was actually proud to do it and the host was actually appreciating what she was doing?? WTF?? :-S

All the media is going crazy, these fashion shows and fashion designers are destroying our youth. HELL now we have fashion shows in our universities?? What the hell is that all about? Have we ever thought that its wrong and anyone of us tried to stop it? I for one will be visiting my VICE CHANCELLOR about this issue this semester to stop this madness at least in my university.

Are females show pieces? Why is there a beautiful female model in EVERY add these days? What is the reason behind a female model in a GILLETE add? Isn’t that a men product?

Females have become show pieces and when wrong minded men take the wrong idea the female call it “Women Rights Violation”

Well females you started it, because if you had kept yourselves the way it is stated in Islam or any other religion for that matter then men wouldn’t have gotten the wrong idea and all this would never happen and I am IN NO WAY supporting the heinous beasts that are those males who beat women, participate in rape and do horrible stuff like that.

NOW TOWARDS THE YOUTH

Believe me I am more disappointed from this youth than I am from what is happening in this country.

I saw a vid the other day in which Lahore Grammar School, ROOTS & some other school’s students were asked to recite the national anthem and while 90% above didn’t even remember the first line the some of them who knew it were actually ashamed of singing the national anthem in front of people. :-S

The same youth that can remember any Eminem song’s lyrics, Linkin park song’s lyrics but they can’t remember their OWN NATIONAL ANTHEM. WHAT KIND OF A RESPECT THAT IS FOR YOUR NATION. Then the same people go around saying “What has Pakistan given us?” well I tell you, it is very good Pakistan hasn’t given you anything because you don’t deserve it. What have you given to Pakistan? Pakistan has given me a home that I NEVER EVER WANT TO LEAVE. Yes I knw the national anthem by heart and in every assembly of my school life I sung it at the top of my voice while other people looked at me like I was a freak. People don’t even stand up if a national anthem is heard. They just keep sitting.

The same youth that will go on dates, will make boyfriend and girlfriends. I still to this date can understand why people do that? Those who do it I believe they don’t have a life plus they don’t respect their parents. Why? Because if somebody has a girlfriend/boyfriend he will never tell his parents, keep lying to them that he is going somewhere else while going to meet his/her thing and these are the same people who are soooo tired of relationships by the time they get married that their marriage life either ends up in fights or even worse in a divorce. Why because they have already had too much of relationships and can’t handle anymore and they did that when they were amateur and since then they have stayed amateurs. NOT THAT all this shit is allowed in Islam or any other religion. Girl and Boy can be friends but they cannot be in relationships before they are married as marriage is the ONLY legal and allowed relation between a boy and a girl who are not relatives already before. Does any among the youth even tell me what LOVE is? That they think they have. Too embarrassing and humiliating for me at least I don’t know what my readers are thinking. Plus as I am a boy I know how different boys try to get girls and then show off to their boy friends even. Sheesh

Telling a girl at first that I hate all this relationship thing, I have no interest in it and then when friendship gets strong saying “You are the only one I have ever loved” *facepalms*

Telling a girl that he can’t share his problems with anyone but her, that he wants her to be with him and talk to him as she is the only one and then as time progresses. BAM the proposal when she is least expecting it. *facepalms*

These are just two of the oldest tricks in the books and believe it or not girls still fall for it. *facepalms again*

But like girls are very decent and nice these days, NO THEY ARE NOT. I have encountered many who I made my sister and they backstabbed me.

This youth that does drugs, drinks cigarettes, goes to some censored places and even in some cases drinks alcohol. Who also wears and does a lot of vulgar stuff.

NOW THIS YOUTH? This youth? Are you kidding me?

Are you Effing kidding me?? This youth will bring a REVOLUTION?

ALL I CAN SAY TO END THIS BLOG AND ANSWER THE ABOVE QUESTION IS

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Please think over it

Be Pakistani, Be Muslim & Most Importantly For Everyone Have A Religion

Till Next Time

X Y’All

TOP 10 DISAPPOINTMENTS OF WORLD CUP 2010

Well I am back, we all saw my top 10 good ones, now its time for the top 10 disappointment

Before I start I would like to mention the fact that the best expected match of the group rounds was THE MOST BORING match of the tournament, I mean Slovakia provided more entertainment and If you ask me, I am damn sure this match was fixed.

Well Now For The Top 10 Disappointments

# 10: Gilberto Silva

OMG.... A Brazilian? In The Top 10 Disappointments? Aaaahhhhhh....... Yes he is and there is another so don't worry. When it comes to the Brazilians we expect nothing but the best and Gilberto Silva has been among those who hasn't been in their best form while A LOT was expected. He has been slow with his runs, rough with his tackles and slow in giving passes. So he open up my list at number 10

# 9: Emmanuel Eboue

The African wonder, the Eboue effect some of the freaky names for this man but well the Eboue effect had some side effects. A side containing Kalou, Toure Yaya & an injured Drogba with this guy should have performed A LOT better but among the names mentioned above only one of them couldn't perform and thats the guy in the orange shirt with the panther jumping out of embarrassment :P

# 8: Iker Casillias

He is the Spanish captain, A LOT was expected from him when this World Cup started just like how he played in the Euro cup taking Spain to the championship.In this World cup well all I can say is finally the poor guy fell victim to the the curse of Real Madrid. The curse of Real Madrid is an urban legend which has shown us the demise of great players like Roberto Carlos, David Beckham, Van Nisterlooy & Zidane. Casillias fought but he has finally given in and a poor performance by the Spanish goal keeper. I think Valdes should be given his well deserved chance

# 7: Kaka

When all the girls would have started reading this blog they would have crossed their fingers and started praying "NOT KAKA..... NOT KAKA" but I am sorry ladies. I wanted to see him play but he hasn't and he has to be a disappointment. 2 Matches, No Goals, No good passes or assists, chances missed plus 2 yellow cards in one match to get a red and being sent off. You all girls should thank me I kept him at number 7 :P

# 6: The French National Team

The Whole Team?

Yes The ENTIRE TEAM

*No Comments*

# 5: Patrick Evra

If thats his above name. Well he shouldn't be a disappointment because he is a Manchester United player :P ....... but well you have to fill the top 10 list with 10 names and titles. Evra SUCKED

# 4: The Italianos

The Champions....Woooooo.......See the picture above looking such a nice and happy bunch of italians

Now only people with strong heart look below

Poor fellas, HUMILIATION IN CAPITAL WORDS FOR THIS TEAM

Draw with Parguay..... Okay

Draw Wtih New Zealand........ WTF?

Loosing to Slovakia........... Kill Em Kill Em All

# 3: Fabio Cannavaro

You know when the captain of the World Champions and the best player of the tournament ends up loosing in group stages, becomes the worst player of the tournament and gets transfered to a UAE club of ALL PLACES..... DISAPPOINTMENT AT ITS VERY BEST MY FRIEND

# 2: Wayne Rooney

The guy for whom it was said that there is no defender born to stop him, YES I have said it time & time again because I want to stand in front of a Manchester United fan and point at him & laugh my heart out. Mr Wayne Rooney has SUCKED big time and believe me till now SUCKED is an understatement

# 1: Fernando Torres

Please ladies don't kill me..... I know I am right now on the hit list of many women & girls all around the world. First Kaka and Now Torres and even after he shortened his hair? You know his hair shortened may increase his looks but it certainly hasn't increased his football skills which were needed in the World Cup 2010 for Spain so without a doubt Fernando Torres who I wanted to watch play superbly for Spain is the biggest disappointment for me.

Thats The Top 10 Disappointments

Now The Round Of 16 Has Started

Gooooooooo ARGENTINA

Argentina vs Mexico

Germany vs England

Spain vs Portugal

Some very good games now

Till next time

Adios Amigos

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