GIKI MUN (Mega Ultimate Nostalgia)

Alright M Backkkkkkkkkkkkkk

After lots of days my blog was on a break and so was I as I was roaming in the wide open spaces of GIKI for all those who don't know what this is. Its a wolves , pigs and snakes inhabited university for engineering students in the mountains of TOPI....... Ghulam Ishaq Khan Institute Of Technology

Well me and my X GanG and some others went there to participate in a Model United Nations and our country was Argentina (LUCKY ME...... Vamos Messi :) )

Well the first bad thing that happened to me was on the morning on when we were about to leave since my committee was CCPCJ and got to know that my topics had been changed. My MUN had ended even before it started. I was broken inside and seriously my CCPCJ chair a.k.a Humayun Bhai a.k.a Chintoo doesn't want to know what kinda things I called him because I was coming there to win and my dream had been taken away from me

Well we sat in the bus and all my friends decided that now since I can't win and that all of them were already not preparing this trip is going to be fun and nothing else.

DAY 1:

We entered GIKI looking at its enormous gate and walls getting impressed by every second we saw its surroundings. All of us were saying COOOOOOL. Looking out the windows as the bus stopped in front of the central library. Yes we have entered the hub of technology GIKI, We came out of the bus with our heads high looking forward to a brilliant day ahead and got our handbags and I shouted "Lets GO" when a question came and I stopped which was "Where?" and then we looked around the HUB of technology was nothing more than a circly building in the center surrounded with 5 other departments and lots and lots of sun and bushes with no shade in sight then one of us answered the question "Lets go to the Cafeee" and okay we proceeded towards the cafe but as we entered our fun turned into horror as the cafe portrayed more of a small flopped restaurant in the hidden and remote areas of Gujranwala. Nothing to eat and only cokes to drink we bought the drinks and decided to roam around a little. After looking into the department and checking out the labs (which were really really cool) we looked for a sports complex and found it but unable to use it because of us being visitors we waited for the opening ceremony to start which was to be 3:30 pm Sharp and as we looked at our watches it was 4:30. The searing heat was starting to get us now and then finally we got the call that opening ceremony was about to start. We entered the auditorium and it was big but then we all started to feel bad and as we put a finger on it noticed that the Air Conditioners were not working. The ceremony was boring although we made it a lil fun by clapping a lot but it didn't matter. Finally we were gonna get the rooms and I stood in the line that would get me the keys to our room. I stood 45 yes u heard me 45 minutes in a line to get to know that my room was already open. Well since we were getting a room so I didn't fight and we went for the room. When we went in the room it was already occupied with COMSATS team. GIKI people told us to wait for 5 minutes in the common room as they would solve this matter. 5 minutes turned into an hour with us being lying like dogs in the common room with our baggage lying all over the place. Finally we got the room and since our time of resting had been taken by the room getting procedure we started to get ready for the Cultural cabaret. We wore our suits and left the place. The only great part about the cultural cabaret was our ramp walk. 5 boys did it among groups having girls and we still got appreciated from both boys and girls and I still can't remember what north korea did on the ramp walk :P

Well as the cultural cabaret ended we decided to run back to our rooms before the ragging session start and get ready in trousers and t shirts and roam in the university as uni students to avoid ragging (as suggested by my GIKI friend) but as we were about to leave we got to know that the room that was given to us was already alloted to FAST team. After another hour of waiting we were finally given the room and FAST team was shifted into another room. We went to TUC shop and bought biscuits and drinks to eat and lived on those for the night. HORRIBLE START

Day 2:

After sleeping after 3 am last night we had to get up at 6 in the morning to attend the 1st session at 7 am. We got ready and with practicing a little and without breakfast we entered the 1st session of our MUN. In the first session when it started the delegate of Brazil scared the hell outta me as she started reading out U.N articles and delegate of France and China spoke in their very hi-fi and energetic accents. I rose my placards sometimes and started speaking and without any prep raised some very good points and even made good work at rebutting some points raised at me. I was happy at my performance in the first session and we all went for lunch and had some stuff (dnt remember now) then we went back for the 2nd session. By now I had run out of all the general points that I had thought of or somebody else already spoke them before my turn could come and the discussion did also went very wayward. I went to most back seat and sat there looking as other fought it out between themselves. The second session ended and I quickly ran outta the hall and towards my room so we all can get ready for the big concert of E.P. It was to start at 7.30 Sharp and we all got ready and reached the place but well the definition of sharp of GIKI people didn't match ours. We ate kabab but still nothing, we went to TUC shop and back but still nothing, then we got in line and after another half hour people started to go inside. We went in and took the best seats in the house which gave us the most clearest view of the whole stage and the announcement came that "Concert will start in 10 minutes" and 20 minutes passed then another announcement "Concert will start in 5 minutes" and then another 15 minutes passed after which finally the announcer came and all I understood was "E.P" and from that moment onwards till the moment E.P left the stage we ALL went into a wild ride. Fawad's head banging and screams, Butt's rap and underground songs, Waqar's absolutely amazing drumming, Guitarist's glow in the dark transformer's shirt. JUST ABSOLUTELY SUPER DOOPERLY XTREMELY WONDERFULLY AND AMAZINGLY AMAZING. We all were very tired and after eating dinner we went back to hostels and slept.

Day 3:

"NOOOOOOOO, My neck hurts, my legs hurt, m sleepy I DON'T WANNA GO TO THE 3rd SESSION" were the calls we were making as we were forced to go to the 3rd session. Throats totally blocked, necks cramped, body pains and mind filled with E.P's songs we went to attend the 3rd session and spoke twice but had to leave early because of a problem. The rest went on as usual and the 4th session began which was the most fun of all sessions as all we had to do was to pass a resolution and then have fun. CCPCJ truly rocked as UNIFEM entered our room to attack us but got attacked themselves and well to say we got some very important prisoners of war as well :P :P *ahem ahem* and we beat those prisoners bad. Those who know already understand from my group. Then we had a dance off with France taking on Kuwait. Oh I also forgot to tell that Kuwait guy was absolutely AWESOME beat boxer and did magic too. Well as the sessions ended with some group photos we all went back to rooms and went to play soccer in the futsal court. We played football and had great fun and I also picked up a foot injury. Then we went to prepare for the Theme Dinner and the theme was Halloween. I decided to become the Joker. Green hair, white face, red smile and black eyes PERFECTTT. Being a die hard fan of the Joker I must say that I was the best among the ones roaming around. After getting ready we started to walk towards the destination and well oh well was it long, with my foot injury killing the hell outta me we walked nearly 2-3 Kms to reach the dinner area where we had dinner. In boys the best dressing would go to me or a guy dressed as SAW. In girls I would give it to the Sri Lankan girl who had AWESOMELY dressed as a zombie bride. After the dinner was the concert of Ali Azmat the KING OF ROCK, we walked again those 2-3 Kms to the auditorium. Yeaaaaaaaaaa

It was not supposed to be for weak hearted people but well even laced with a band consisting of Waqar at drums and Momo at Guitar after one hour of Ali Azmat's concert half of the hall was empty and we decided to leave too. Very disappointing concert it was as I went to escort my friend Maleeha to her hostel my foot really started killing me. Well I went to the medical wing and without a doctor in sight the nurse gave me pain killers on which I called my friends and went back to the room. After 35 minutes of washing I got all the paint and spray off from my face and hair without damaging the hair. Then again we went outside roaming very tired without a person in sight we started to go towards to TUC shop and as we reached we were told about an earth quake and a very massive one too. We never felt it cause our head's were already spinning and after the quake it started to rain. We quickly ran to reach our hostel totally dripping and then we slept

Day 4:

In day 4 there is nothing very special to tell except for the break fast we had and get ready. Yes we did a 900 Rs Breakfast. Yes people I can write this off my bucket list. We 5 ppl spent 900 rs on our breakfast eating 2 burgers each and a large glass of milk shake. The rest in day 4 was boring and nothing special happened. Had a great time back before we had to pay for a very stupid idea of the other team. We had to pay 200 per person because we hired a stupid van instead of going in the GIKI bus for free just to make a stop of 10 yes 10 DAMN minutes on a lake. STUPID AS U CAN GET

Things I Learned While In GIKI:

Definition Of Sharp:

When GIKI People put sharp at the end of their time please ask them this simple question your clocks are according to GMT (Greenwich mean time) or PST (Pakistan standard time) :P

AIR University ROCKS:

Yes AIR University is one of the best universities and I perfectly know now living in GIKI. The life there is fun yes but AIR still rocks.

Avoid GIKI Ragging:

As I heard from victims , if you are going to GIKI as a participant or a student do what we did and avoid the nastiest of raggings

ALL IN ALL It was a v good experience and was made memorable with my friends thea

We all will never forget room number 41

Many many memories lie there

My Committe also rocked , thanx Chair (He was the best among all chairs) , thanx Shabbo a.k.a Hasan, thanx to all the friends I made thea. CCPCJ ROCKS

Ending With Some Memorable Pictures :)

Till Next Time

X Y'All

Letter To Indian/Marathi/Tamil Film Directors

Hey

You might not know me but well I have watched your movies A LOT........... Hey hey hey....... Don't get any wrong ideas it wasn't by my consent I travel frequently by a bus service known as Niazi and well they show your movies all the time at high volume so its pretty HARD to ignore those movies and to say the least I have seen from Bobby Deol's absolutely horrifying movies to Ajay Devgan's absolutely comedy ones to the marathi hero one's which I shouldn't even name. Well after watching those movies I noted down some facts and wanted to talk to you about them. Lets go at them one point at a time

1. GUNS

Take a look at it, beautiful ain't it? Alright now let me just share a very very little secret with you. This is called a revolver and the MAXIMUM bullets that it can shoot before it needs reloading is 6, repeat after me S I X. Yes the same number that Shahid Afridi has the most in ODI Cricket, lets do this again just one more time so am sure you have got it. S I X & only 6. Not less than that and not more than that while in your movies the miracle of your revolver is shown when heroes and villains alike start shooting with a revolver and keep on shooting nearly tens and fifties of bullets from a revolver. GUYS ITS A REVOLVER not a sub machine gun get a grip over yourselves

Same case with this gun, this one can only shoot 9 BULLETS until it needs reloading again, I don't know if your heroes and villains are supposed to have mutant abilities to reload the gun but it DOESN'T happen in real life

2. HERO / SUPER HEROES

Alright I need to tell you people that although your heroes are in Marathi movies and Tamil movies but please OH PLEASE THEY ARE HUMAN AREN'T THEY? I mean your heroes can beat the living crap out of 50 plus people at one time, they can deflect bullets from their chests, they can dodge bullets, they can shoot bullets from their fingers without a gun. ALRIGHT after these kinda super powers even The X-Men seem powerless. I mean just take a look at this video

If this isn't enough to kill you laughing and amazed wait till you get a load of this, I mean this Rajnikaanth guy can easily give even Super Man and wolverin a run for their money

Well this is just Toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much for even a guy like me to handle. All I can say is ermmmmmmmm ........ Aaaah leave it

3. STORY

Alright your films have emotions, drama, love, romance, dance, songs & people but the only thing they miss are REALITY.

As my upper two videos have already cleared this part as well and if you will defend that MATRIX was also unREAL well people they made it that way not a normal man making tornados from his leg and beating people without moving his back :P

At the end I would like to say that GET A GRIP OVER YOUR SELVES AND MAKE REAL MOVIES

If you wanna make fiction then make em fiction don't put fiction in real life stories or if you want to then please give your movies then genre of Comedy rather than action. Thank you very much

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My University GanG

Hey All

Today I decided to go of the track and this time and not blog about topics but this time around I will be blogging about people, yes my people, my University friends

My University Friends contains 5 Categories

1. My GanG

2. Bus Friends

3. Soccer Friends

4. Society Friends

5. My Fans :P

I Will Start From Backwards

5. The fans include my debating fans which include a mystery texting girl and some people passing by :P

4. Society friends include those who I have worked with while working on the newsletters , writing club........ prominent among them has to be Nandana Zubair

3. My Soccer friends enlists a list of some brilliant talent of football from majority the 3^rd semester their names and their teams. Ibrahim Nawaz (Barca) , Muneeb Telecom & Muneeb Electronics (Real Madrid Fans), Sohail (Arsenal) , Hammad Ali (Arsenal & Barca Hater :P ) and some more. To make my position clear m a die hard Barca Fan with a die hard Cristiano Ronaldo nd Arsen Wenger hater :P

2. Bus Friends are some REAL cool ones, which include a Rapper (Usman) & another Usman from CS a brilliant programmer from CS. Then comes Shehbaz Bhai who is actually senior to me in class but still younger than me so I can call him Shehbaz :P and can't forget Noman a.k.a Nomi the mp3 guy :P , Then in the ladies department the Honorary Mention goes to my almost elder sis Yumna Baji my total total respect for her , then we can include a clothing accessory :P Anam , Lahza baji, Mehwish baji and Scherzade also join the cool people lists without a second thought. My bus no 3 is the best among all buses in the university

1. Finally down to my gang and those I will describe one by one as they say ladies first so and if I miss someone not my fault those are COPYRIGHTED :P

Maleeha Maqbool a.k.a Genius

Einstein, Newton, J J Thomson, Edison some of the names you have heard in people who were geniuses and did great efforts for science well get ready and meet that girl which taught them in the heavens. Maleeha is an absolute genius as she has been showing throughout the first two semesters and I wish she keeps it up throughout the rest of the semesters and tells us some of her secrets as well while she does this. WAY TO GO girl we are all with you all the wayyy. By the way apart from her genius mind she also has a very caring mind and is a wonderful friend

Omar Farooq a.k.a The Spoiled Kid

From ladies to almost ladies :P ……. Just kidding, Omar is one of the spoiled persons in our group and as spoiled as they get but well however spoiled he is I will never loose hope and will get him straight. I meant nice waala straight. Otherwise Omar is a great person , I mean its just great fun with him insulting him and making fun of him and then looking at his expression just pure priceless. The guy is also a footballer and a Barca fan like me and his favorite player being Lionel Messi. In the end a serious note that he really is a good friend without a doubt

Shaikh Bilal Mohiuddin a.k.a Stand At Ease Major :P

Have u ever seen a decent Metallica fan? NO? How could you have he is right here with me. If you look at him nobody can guess that this guy has even listened to Miley cyrus’s fast songs :P but in real this guy is a real Metallica fan plus a good footballer and an Arsenal fan. Another great friend and some one who I can share my secrets with and a person who I can look at and he can understand what am thinking at the moment and vice versa. Although I gotta say Messi still whupped Arsenal :P

Malik Taimur Ali a.k.a Desi Munda

The desi guy of our group, he is one of those people who has been friends with me from DAY one and has gone without a single problem and I have had some share of problems and friends choices differences with the 2 guys above but Taimur is one of those who has been with me from the start and been my side including Maleeha :) . He is very funny and reply with great points but he is also one of those of whom we make fun of A LOT but he never minds and is a great friend BUT he although being a good defender is a fan of CRISTIANO RONALDO so the rest you can think yourselves :P

Umair Hussain Farooqi a.k.a Buddha Tevez

Got to know him more in the 2nd semester. A real champion footballer and another in the Barcelona fan club. He is the play maker in our team and also the captain and those kinda footballers who are always in the ground exactly where the ball is, a real great friend. Got to know him quiet well as he also joined my bus and we practiced a lot of football and made tactics and formations together. A great friend has some awesome time with him and hope to have him in my friends club for the infinite times to come. His bad habbits? He has left those amazingly. WAY TO GO man

Chaudary Muhammad Hamza a.k.a Shughli Maulvi :P

Alright the last BUT NOT THE LEAST. He is a very religious person but a REAL fun guy at the same time. He is also one of those late comer friends as I got to know him more at the end of first semester but a gem of a friend he turned out to be. Come to him and expect to run him over nd trying to make fun of him thinking he is a guy with a beard? Your wrong day buddy :P . Hamza is a real devil when it comes to devilish thinking and a real angel when it comes to positive thinking. A wonderful friend and a guy who comes in need whenever you want him and especially when I wanted him. Thanks A LOT

Sum it up with the pics with all the other friends mentioned in the other types and all my real close ones

THANK YOU

THANK YOU VERY VERY MUCH FOR MAKING MY LIFE SPECIAL :)

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X Y'All

Gender Malfunction

Hey Everybody

Yeah I know I haven't blogged since a long time and the reason being that I was busy and a little sick bt well now I am back and since I missed a lot I need to give some shout outs before I go to today's topic

Well Now Its Time To Get Back To The Topic

Transforming Cena Into Today's Male Fashion

WOAH.....EWWWWWWWWW.......LOL........ HA HA HA HA HA HA....... ROFL

Some of the diffrent comments on the above transformation that you people would be giving but what I will say is "Shameful" sure this picture is for joke but its not a lie. This transformation is happening these days as I write this blog

I had the chance to go and visit the clothing shops this end of ramazan for buying stuff for eid and then for my university as it is re opening. Well which shop to go for my eid suit and then I decided "Yes I will go to Junaid Jamshed Yayyyyyyyy" but well as I entered that shop and went into the men side of the store my excitement turned into horror as they had completely transformed Junaid Jamshed into a women clothing store, NOOOOOOOO, How could it be? JJ used to be one of the best men shalwar kameez shop in Pakistan and as I was recovering from the pain the salesman came up to me and said "Should I help you find a suit for your size?" and I was like "huh, dude I belong to the male specimen?" and he smiled and said "Yes I know and these are male clothes" and I looked at the clothing section and then at him like somebody had told me that "Cristiano Ronaldo has become a REAL footballer, or if Pakistan had been rid of corruption and the 'Z' effect" and my horror increased as I looked at the colors of the suit that hung there waiting for me to chose them. PINK , PURPLE , PARROT GREEN , SHOCKING PINK and if that wasn't enough insult to injury then the work on them with the suits laced with shiny pebbles, sparkly stuff and what not and then I actually saw three boys of my age come into the store and buy a kameez like that, AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH .......... I ran from that store as fast as I could (being a little fat it wasn't that fast as you just imagined) but still pretty fast before the salesman could catch me and transform me as above.

Junaid Jamshed Looked More Like Bareeze (leading women clothing)

Alright I need to calm down.......... phew........ but you gotta understand that was a real close call. I came home and I decided to turn the T.V on just to get my mind away from all this and as I turned on and put GEO on it was near Iftari time and their special transmission started. The host welcomed us and then I noticed his clothes and my eyes opened wide as he was wearing a shocking pink shalwar kameez suit and then I read his name "SAHIR LODHI" so I calmed down a little because its okay for her to wear this because Sahir Lodhi isn't practically a male after all I mean she is a morning show host of a program called "She's on ONE". So I laughed at her and changed the channel but as I surfed the channels I noticed that both genders had taken this "cross dressing" a little tooooo seriously. As women were wearing t shirts nd jeans of dark colors while men were wearing suits of shiny colors nd girly colors. Whats going on with this world. With fashion designers uncontrollable girly hand movements to the models wearing unbelievably stupid clothes.

I mean look at the following pictures

Okay I know this is just to horrific I mean the other day I saw a man wearing a shirt with the tag "7 Reasons for men to wear pink" while all 7 reasons were rather *censored* but still this is just WRONG

The clothes are one place but even the actions of the genders are changing with girls becoming for bold and strong hearted and men becoming more shy and 'soft'. I just get the shudders thinking of such a world. OMG HORROR THE HORROR OF IT

I can't think and write anymore

have to log out

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Exclusive With Pattinson & Shittiano

Finally I am Back Ladies & Guys, I dnt have any gentlemen reading my blogs so had to write guys. Well I was thinking to you know get ‘in’ with the ladies, I spent weeks thinking how to get a guy like me ‘in’ with the ladies and then it hit me. I decided to interview two people who are in a weird sort of way ‘in’ with the ladies. I mean believe me they don’t have any connection with the ladies what so ever but still the ladies love em and I thought if I could get an interview with them which will surely get me with the ladies

Yes Ladies and Guys I am talking about Robbert Pattinson a.k.a Edward Cullen (RP) & Cristiano Ronaldo a.k.a Shittiano Ro-Naa-Laado (CR0)

X: Welcome To The X Show, Where we call some brilliant celebrities and have a talk with them, after the brilliant success of the show with Sir Arsen ‘Insane’ Wenger now its time to go even bigger. Today 1^st guest is none other than the heart beat of the female section of the world and the hate nd beating part of the male section of the world please welcome with a big boo “Robert Pattinson”

RP: Thank you very much for calling me at your show

X: Oh no worries, believe me if I had a choice you won’t be here :P

RP: What?

X: Nothing, dnt want to make you angry and bite with those teeth

RP: Ha ha ha ha, dnt worry I only bite girls

X: Why scared of the men?

RP: No, its something else

X: What? Is it true?

RP: What is true?

X: You and Jacob?

RP: Hey that’s personal stuff man

X: What u and Jacob working in the new twilight movie is personal?

RP: Oh I thought you were talking about something else

X: What something else?

RP: Nothing nothing *makes the puppy dog eyes at me*

X: Dude believe me am not that kind

RP: What kind?

X: A vampire, I am a normal human being what were you thinking you are acting weird Robert

RP: Oh nothing your shirt is nice

X: Ahan m feeling a lil uncomfortable over here

RP: Want me to give you a massage?

X: Oh no lemme call my other guest now, people he is a model and a brilliant and emotional actor but I dnt know how in the hell did he made it to soccer? Yes WOW my audience is so intelligent. It is none other than Cristiano Ronaldo a.k.a Shittiano Ro-Naa-Lado

CR0: Hey *smiles*

RP: Oh you new here?

CR0: You don’t watch soccer?

X: Even if he did, he won’t find you thea, you should ask if he watched the latest Clear Shampoo add

CR0: Yeah it was about football as well

X: Dude Whoopie Goldberg did an add containing a baseball bat doesn’t make her a baseball player does it?

CR0: You are just jealous of my greatness

X: Please you are no MESSI

CR0: MESSI, WHO IS MESSI? MESSI IS CRAP, CRAP I TELLS YA #*$#%$**#$%@%#$$*#@*#*$*#*#*$*#*@*$#**$

*slaps him*

CR0: So where were we?

X: We were talking that Lionel Messi is the best footballer in the world?

CR0: MESSI, WHO IS MESSI? MESSI IS CRAP, CRAP I TELLS YA #*$#%$**#$%@%#$$*#@*#*$*#*#*$*#*@*$#**$

*hits him on the head with the mic*

CR0: So where were we?

X: I asked you that do you think that you can be called a great footballer with a 63% accuracy, you are nothing do you understand?

RP: I don’t think that way, I think Ronaldo is amazing

X: Ermmmmm, nothing forget it I said that we were just discussing how you lost the champions league this year

CR0 starts crying

CR0: it wasn’t my fault, I tried, believe me, I tried mommmmmmyyyyyyy………. I need my mommmmmyyyyy…….. Please stop with the questionsssss L L

RP: I am hea for you

*RP hugx CR0*

*CR0 starts sucking thumb*

RP: Don’t cry papa is here for you, don’t you cry or m gonna give you a lil spanky wanky

CR0: *while sucking thumb* Papa I have been a good boy

X: AHEM AHEM ………MY EYES MY EYES

*faints*

*gets up and sees both of them*

X: Ladies and Gentlemen this show’s video will not be allowed to be on AIR on national television and please don’t try and even search it on YouTube for the sake of humanity

X: I am sure I don’t want any thing to do with the ladies, please ladies keep these two with you and don’t let them wander alone, till next time with something and someone better at least my whole camera crew is almost dead and I am getting out of here. X Y’All

Ending With Beautiful Pictures Of Both :P