The Day I Was Taken Hostage

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So, if you are on the page, you would know that I was held on gun point by two robbers for one hour and robbed of my stuff. Thanks to ALLAH that my life was spared at the end. Having a platform, I would like to share my experience. 

So I was walking towards my gym from a bakery after buying pastries for my niece's birthday. On the way I passed by when two people on bike confronted me, with one on my front and one who had a gun in his hand covering me from the side. They asked me to silently move into the alley next by showing me and shoving me with the gun again and again. When I obliged they took my mobile, my laptop bag and while taking it one of them punched me in the face. I was still in shock mode since I had been walking in that area since almost half a year now. Then he head butted me too trying to administer all the scare tactics he knew and believe me it was working fine. Then he took my purse, I got some senses back and asked for my NIC card and Driver's license as it was of no use to them and they were gonna throw it anyway, so they were gonna return it but with my bad luck they saw the ATM card and wanted more money out of me if they hadn't drained me enough. So on the force of gun point they made me sit on the bike in between both of them like a fried chicken patty between two buns and they started their journey towards a bank. There were banks nearby but it was a public area so they couldn't risk me shouting and them getting caught or in their words "Them shooting me and escaping" because obviously in all this time they had started caring for me :P

Anyway! We moved towards more uninhabited areas which were quiet far and went on bike for almost 20 minutes during the time they told me that if I didn't do anything silly I will be left alive while if I do then things will happen that happened to other people before me, basically using scare tactic, there they finally found a bank. he took my ATM card, asked my pin and went, luckily he gave the wrong pin 3 times and my ATM card got blocked. After that he tried in 3 different banks but to no luck. During the time one went to get the money out of the bank, the other stayed with me trying to talk to me and have a conversation because of course we had become best buddies after all. He told me where they were going, how forced they are to do such things, plus used further scare tactics. After all was in vain, they sent me into 4-5 banks to get the money out with one person accompanying me at all times but since the ATM card was blocked so no transactions were possible. They got tired maybe after that because obviously it was a very tiring work looting someone of their hard earned stuff and they decided that laptop, mobile and the money in my purse were enough. So they dropped me, took my stuff and gave my purse and keys back and left.

Before I continue further, I would like to Thank ALLAH again and again for saving my life.

It was a very scary experience after it happened and whenever I told people they shared their own stories of themselves or others they knew and I got to know that what has happened to me, happened to thousands and thousands of others and happens to many everyday. The ticker we used to read on our news channels were of different people who maybe tried to protest with the robbery. 

The robbers who robbed me also recited the Kalma (Sentences describing a Muslim's belief) two to three times in order to convince me that no harm shall come of me IF I don't do anything stupid. After all this happened my mind wandered on this incident a lot and thought that Yazid had similar beliefs, he also used to recite the Kalma but then he also drank alcohol, he did drugs, he killed Hazrat Imam Hussain's (A.S) family and made the women and children captives. Are we muslims following Yazid's path now?

The two items that I lost were my mobile and laptop! My laptop which I dearly loved and was my partner in crime. I took him along where I went. My FIFA partner, my everything. I miss you :'(

I have no message for the robbers. Maybe if you read this, I say that may you leave this path and go towards more good things in your life. I wish you a successful life (NOT IN THIS CAREER) but in a honest and good deeds one.

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Women Are To Be Respected (Read: Objects For Lust)

Welcome back Ladies & Gentlemen!

If you didn't know yet then know now! This blog has grown! Now its not an individual, its a team! #TeamSyed. I have recruited some members to my team and in the upcoming days they will also start posting blogs with their respective signatures!

For now I have a promise to fulfill! I promised that once my page hit 1000 likes! AND YES IT DID! :D
I will make a comeback in the blogging world and here it is.

This is a topic I really wanted to write about but my writer's block and the fact that I am a really lazy human kept me from it but now its time.

The times are changing, now is the modern era. Now women want to be bold, they want to be powerful, they want to be equal to men, they want to stand shoulder to shoulder with their male counter parts, they want to do what males do, they want to show that they are not weak. The women are doing that in almost every field and its a brilliant sight, Women taking over many field day by day from men and trust me it is brilliant!

BUT!
Yes there is a BUT! Not that sort of Butt! I mean BUT BUT!

The but is that Women who are trying to be bold, to be equal, to be shoulder to shoulder with men are trying to follow the media, magazines, social networks, websites, movies, fashion to try and turn themselves into these things while the media, the magazines and this stuff is actually doing the exact opposite thing. The media is trying to degrade women, the media is trying to diminish their respect, trying to turn women into objects used  for sex and for lust or just as objects instead of people, instead of humans. Have you ever seen a commercial of Men Axe products? Have you ever seen a commercial of Gillette men shaving blades? Are these female brands? NO but what does those ads show, just the fact that Women are going nuts in numbers of men who use these products. Example of the ads are below

 

This is the "WEST" that claims that gives women the "RESPECT" the "EQUALITY" among men that Islam denies. This is the west that claims that women are oppressed in Islam over the freedom they have in the west culture. Do you see the freedom while grabbing onto a male of your choice? and the sad part is that women are going into this, they are being attracted towards this, not grabbing onto males but they are dressing like these women while some are not dressing at all. They think this is freedom which has been so powerfully cramped into their brains by the media and when they are told not to do this, they feel insulted. They feel like their freedom has been captured and they feel happy following this brain washing that the media has put them under. I can name infinite examples of ads, jobs, positions that are just showing that media and the west have turned women into nothing but objects used for attraction and lust for men.

Pakistan is not far out, we have started following the western cultures, we have surely seen
our media following the same footsteps and crossing limits and showing women as objects of lust and attraction. A women is a must have in any sort of marketing stint, women are standing in marketing activities because that attracts customers. Women are dancing in mobile ads and shoes ads just for lust and attraction. Some examples from Pakistan ads

The examples are many but these are just mild ones, one where Mona lisa half bares herself to dance and market herself to sell mobiles and you cannot even guess from the screens that the other is a Servis shoes commercial where all it is showing is good looking girls instead of the shoes that this company is supposed to sell!

Now I am directly talking to the women who are reading this blog!

Is this respect? Is this the kind of respect and equality you want with males? Wearing exotic clothes and thinking this is freedom? Mathira is defending your point of view on television, isn't that enough to open your eyes? I am not asking everyone to right now take out your Burqas and cover yourself and lock yourselves in your room! As I said above I am very happy that my sisters, my mothers are out there conquering the world with their superior intellect and talents BUT please you need to stop yourself from becoming an object, an object that is looked upon for lust. I have seen some girls sharing a quote "Nazar teri gandi and parda main karun?"
I respect women!
Do you respect yourself?

One last question!

Are you an "Axe" girl? Under the "Axe" effect?
Or are you really "FREE" ?

I leave you at that! Please think about it!

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Letter To COAS Raheel Shareef

Dear Sir, 

Sir I respectfully request you to please take action on this situation. We are sick and tired of this incompetent government and we are sick and tired of these situations created by these so called political parties. We are also sick and tired of this stupid bought media which twists and turns facts. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH NOW! PLEASE! I BEG OF YOU! Its time to act now, democracy has given us nothing over the years except deaths, poverty and expenses. Please I request you to take immediate action and initiate Martial law and please DO NOT leave it at this time. 

THIS TIME! 

• Its time to hang anyone who has betrayed this nation.
• Its time to create cases and trials against all those corrupt leaders who have looted us for too damn long now. 
• Its time to end these sectarian terrorist groups that are killing under the protection of political leaders.
• Its time to save Pakistan

Please please please! Don't be like the previous ones, we know you are a true soldier and you are a true Pakistani, we know your family's history and we know how much sacrifices your family has made for Pakistan. Please its time to save that very Pakistan for which your family and thousands of other families have given so many sacrifices. Enough is enough for sectarian terrorism that this current government is funding. 

PLEASE SAVE US!
PLEASE HELP US!
PLEASE SAVE PAKISTAN!

A Request
Syed Sohaib Mansoor Naqvi

A Letter To Puyol!

To,
Carles Puyol,
Captain FC Barcelona.

Respected Legend,

I Still Am Not Able To Digest The Fact That Now There Won't Be A Puyol In FC Barcelona From Next Season. Its Just Impossible! From The Day I Started Watching Barcelona There Were Two Names ALWAYS In The Back! Victor Valdes & Carles Puyol! If It Wasn't Bad Enough That The Legend Of Valdes Was Leaving Us! Now Puyi? OUR PUYI? OUR CAPTAIN? OUR LION? OUR HEART? OUR SOUL? :'(

You Have Made A Decision & We Will Respect It! PUYOL SIR! YOU NEED TO KNOW THAT WE LOVE YOU! WE LOVE YOU BEYOND EVERYTHING! YOU ARE OUR LEADER! YOU WILL ALWAYS BE! THE TIME MAY HAVE COME FOR YOUR DEPARTURE FROM THE CLUB! BUT THERE WILL BE NO TIME THAT YOU WILL LEAVE OUR HEARTS! YOU WILL ALWAYS BE THE LEADER & CAPTAIN OF OUR HEARTS!

THANK YOU! You Were A Wall & I Don't Think We Will Ever Find A CB That Is Even 10% Of Your Determination & Spirit! Rijkaard, Guardiola, Tito & Others May Have Run The Team Off The Pitch In Those Many Many Trophies But It Was YOU! YOU ALL THE TIME RUNNING THE TEAM INSIDE THE GROUND! Making Everyone Work! HARDER & HARDER!

I don't know if you will receive this letter or not, will you be able to read it or not, but this is from me! TO YOU!

I Want To Write More but I Don't Have More Words ......... :(
YOU ARE A LEGEND! A TRUE LEADER!
THANK YOU!
GRACIAS PUYI! :'(
Et volem, que sempre romandrà en els nostres cors. Vostè és el nostre lleó, el nostre líder, el nostre capità

Yours Truly
A Sad Cule!
Syed Sohaib Mansoor Naqvi

Ending With Some Memorable Pictures Of You!

EL CAPITAN!

As Ray Hudson Said It That Day "Captain Tarzan Comes Swinging In His Vine & Scores" 

THE LION!

OUR SOUL!

NUMBER 5! :'(

Just Some Pakistani Definitions

HELLO ALLL!!

New blog with new possibilities!
In Pakistan we tend to use stuff the way "WE" want to, we don't use things according to the user manual but we use it in our very own special way and that's why we have made our very own definitions! Below are some examples!

Note: In the coming weeks I will keep adding to it with more pictures as I think of more things and suggestions are always welcome :D

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Pakistan & The Mouse Trap!

Hello All!

Before I turn to the main blog, I would like to thank everyone who have read and supported my blog for it to reach 1,10,000 all time views. Thank you very much :)

Now in the past days, I had sort of a mouse problem at my house. So first I tried to chase it around with a stick in my hand and hoping to catch it or get it out of my house. Since that plan failed, I changed the strategy to something for fatal and brought home a conventional mouse trap. I set the trap with the bait and went to sleep, the next day when I woke up the bait was gone and the trap never worked. I thought I might have failed in setting the trap properly so now with a much more attractive bait, I set the trap again the very next day and in front of my eyes the mouse came and took the bait out of the trap and the trap didn't work again as the mouse ran away with the butter filled treat. So it turns either the mouse is too light weighted or too quick for the trap so I went out and found myself a better trap. A mouse cage and sure enough as I set the bait in the exact same position and slept, the next morning I found the mouse trapped in the cage knowing that since now it had the habit of taking that treat every night and guessed it would be on the exact same spot but did not figure out that the trap could be more dangerous cause it never got caught in the trap before and was unaware of my planning.  

Sounds familiar?

From the day Pakistan was made in 1947 to now we have been pulled into traps, all different kinds of them. From the start with Mountbatten changing the map of Pakistan and giving all resources to India or may it be the recent sectarian fights trying to be instilled in the public so that we can die without our enemies having to even touch us. 

This is just a plot that we have been put through, we have survived some of the traps that were set for us but we survived cause we never knew they were traps and in some we were caught because we still didn't knew they were traps. From MQM trying to raise the Muhajireen to stand against the Pathans to the Terrorist and banned outfits pre planning events to create a Shia Sunni crisis in the state. All of the traps we have fell in cause we are ignorant, we are illiterate and we are not able to differentiate between right and wrong. We have elected the same corrupt governments again and again to rule over us and every time at the end we say that we won't fall for it this time but yet again here we are. Is this not a trap that we have fallen for?

People are fighting over sectarian issues, pulling out fatwas and calling everyone kaafir (Infidel) while those very people I know abuse all the damn time, every word out of their mouth is followed by an abuse and don't even follow the basic points of Islam but they would rather fight over sectarian issues. People even defend the terrorist branches out there killing people because they belong to a sect and they don't like their beliefs. Now killing someone is THAT EASY! 

But if we are Muslims then the Quran (Not a book of any sect) states that killing of one soul is like killing entire humanity. Did our Holy Prophet (S.A.W) ever killed someone cause of their belief? Did he not respect all religions and beliefs and tried to make people realize the truth by his actions and words NOT by force.

WE HAVE FORGOTTEN THE HOLY QURAN! WE HAVE FORGOTTEN OUR HOLY PROPHET (S.A.W) & WE ARE NOW FALLEN INTO A TRAP OF MULLAH AND MAULVIS SPREADING LIES EVERYWHERE!

America on one hand trying to take over the sovereignty of Pakistan, while India on the other hand always stabs us in the back whenever we extend a hand of friendship. Have we not let this country suffer enough cause of us?

Our enemies are laying traps all around us and we are falling. Why don't we see? That they are afraid of our unity! THEY ARE AFRAID OF THIS NATION UNITING! THEY SAW WHAT HAPPENED WHAT THIS NATION DID UNDER A LEADER! 

ITS TIME TO THINK! ITS TIME TO AVOID THE TRAP! ITS TIME TO UNITE!
PAKISTAN ZINDABAD!

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Creeps: The Stereotypes 2

Hello Everyone!

I am back with another part of my previous successful blog "Creeps: The Stereotypes" http://sohaibx.blogspot.com/2013/07/creeps-stereotypes.html with its Part 2.

Although before the blog I want to say something. Whatever happened in Rawalpindi on 10th Muharram was terrible and shouldn't have happened and we need to see that it was a pre-planned attempt to create sectarian feud in Pakistan. Let's stand up against it and show that we are united! ALL MUSLIMS IN PAKISTAN ARE UNITED! Let's fail their attempt to break down Pakistan.

Now back to the topic!

Girls are still being haunted by guys and "profiles" from all over the place and I searched around and finally through a good source got some more screenshots of Creeps.

1. The Sheikh

Ya Habib! Ya Rafiq! I used to think Sheikhs only buy items but now they are out buying friends on facebook as well? Ouch! Prince Fahad of Saudia Arabia should probably kill himself after this photo leaks out on the internet! Such a low standard for a royalty!

2. Beauty & The Beast

He is basically living in Greece and is a beauty admirer and just can't stand the fact of not admiring beauty when he sees it. I can bet he has a DSLR and he lives in Rawalpindi and the only time he was Greece was under his car.


3. Chor Ki Daarhi Main Tinka (Guilty Conscious) 

Now this guy is trying to explain that he "landed" in that girl's profile by magic and he is not a stalker, pervert or anything, its all just magic how he is attracted to this girl. Btw he has also studied an online course from Hogwarts.

4. No Words!!!

I .............. Okay ............ But .............. WHY? :S

5. The Number Guy

A much more direct and proper approach. Just give in your number and wait for the girl to open her FB inbox and get surprised all of a sudden on discovering the number of a stud and quickly adding it on her mobile and sending in a text. GENIUS! FLAWLESS!

6. Personality Disorder

First he goes all Shahrukh Khan from Kal ho na ho on her and then he goes all Emraan Hashmi from well his every damn movie on her. A clear personality disorder case. Choclate Girl? Seriously bro?

7. Religious Scholar

In a time of crisis this is the kind of religious scholars we need! He is above religions, outer beauty and races. He transcends all boundaries and believes in true relations that are based on heart. 

He is the hero we need but not the one we deserve!

8. Wedding Ad!

A clear wedding ad! DUDE! THIS IS FACEBOOK! What you are looking for is pakistanmatrimony.com

9. O M G !

"U r a wish dat ppl wish for n live in hope of it but only a few can b blessed and i want ...."

I need to stop before I start crying. Isn't he just .......... dreamy?............. Girls?

10. Strangers

Our mom's have always told us to never talk to strangers and probably their mom's told them too! That's why the first thing they have done is to end the "strangeness" between them and the targeted girl! Nice move guys!

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Stay United! :D

Ending With Some Honorable Mentions!

Pindi Boyses + Army = Sc3N3 aWn! S1r Y3s S1r!

Acrocced?

Poor Bloke!

HE IS THE SAME PERSON! SAME EXACT PERSON IN MY PREVIOUS BLOG! TO ANOTHER GIRL! (WIN MOMENT FOR MY BLOG)

Izzat Daar Bhai Check Karo Zara!
P.S : Booo-Hooo