Heyyyyyyyyyyy Alllllllllllllllll
After More than 2 and half months of no blogging I am backkkkkkkkkkkk
Its been some hell of a two months that have passed by behind me being some of the most tensed and troubling two months in my life but well lets save the sob story and lets get back to the point at hand
After Mysteries Revealed Part 1 http://sohaibx.blogspot.com/2011/09/mysteries-revealed.html
Then Came Mysteries Revealed Part 2 http://sohaibx.blogspot.com/2011/11/mysteries-revealed-2.html
Now With People Doing More Stupid Stuff Nd Demanding Me To Write Another Here Comes
Mysteries Revealed Part 3
1. Pindi Boys & Hoods?
I will never ever understand the affection between a Pindi boy and a hood. Absolutely no connection but they love it. If you don't know what a Pindi boy is then read Mysteries Revealed part 1. Pindi boys would love hooded people's wall papers, a Pindi boy would love to have a sticker of a hooded person on the back of their modified mehran (Wish could get a picture of that sticker), a Pindi boy would love anything with a hood. I asked one pindi boy the reason and he told me that its because "Hoods are worn when people street dance and do his hop dancing" Ermmmmmmmm so? What has Pindi got to do with street and hip hop dancing? I think this is a mystery that will remain to be one
2. Why Do People Poke On Facebook?
Okay first people poke and then they expect a reply. That is annoying I mean seriously think of this in real life that you go and poke a person and then ask them "why didn't you poke me back?" . Retarded? Exactlyyy
3. Why People Tweet/Facebook About Everything They Do?
4. Why Are Their Some Stupid Stuff Written In Product Descriptions & Manuals?
Some products just do this as you can clearly see in the above two pictures. Rest let me explain by more examples and then just ask WHY?? :P
"Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer.
"Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer.
"Do not use while sleeping or unconscious." -- On a hand-held massaging device.
"May irritate eyes." -- On a can of self-defense pepper spray
"Caution: Shoots rubber bands." -- On a product called "Rubber Band Shooter."
"Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less." -- On a birthday card for a 1 year old.
"Do not use for drying pets." -- In the manual for a microwave oven.
"Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you." -- On a motorcycle helmet-mounted rear-view mirror.
"Not for human consumption." -- On a package of dice
"Ingredients: Artificially bleached flour, sugar, vegetable fat, yeast, salt, gluten, soya flour, emulsifier 472 (E) & 481, flour treatment agents, enzymes, water. May contain: fruit." -- The ingredients list on a package of fruit buns.
"Remove the plastic wrapper." -- The first instruction on a bag of microwave popcorn; to see the instructions, one first has to remove the plastic wrapper and unfold the pouch.
"In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors." -- In a car manual.
5. Why People Give Themselves Stupid Additional Names On Facebook?
Alright now I never can and will understand why girls and boys add stupid names in their original names or even put stupid words instead of their own names on Facebook, on twitter its okay because twitter ids are basically your nicks but on Facebook its NOT. Is your name that of a disgrace to you? I am giving you real examples of some people and ironically they were added to my blog's group just one hour before this blog by a girl named Branded Pwncezz Ayesha :P . Sorry guys but this is stupid :P
6. Why Do Men/Boys Watch Hamsafar?
It was the night of September 2011 when this drama came on air for the first time and since that night it has become a huge hit day by day. I have even heard of stories where women left their babies crying and even denied husbands a dinner until Hamsafar had ended. This phenomenon grew and grew but then it grew towards the wrong side. Boys and men started watching this drama. Yes people the males started watching this drama. While most boys just started watching because of Maira & Naveen but then they start getting attached to this drama and then they got all emotional with it. I mean one day a guy in my university came to me and said
Guy: Yaar Khirad (Maira's character) bandi achi thi magar usko bhi dimaah istemaal karna chahiye tha. (Khirad is a good girl but she should've used her brain)
Me: DUDE WTH??
Guys please this is NOT OKAY, this is strictly a female show, you CAN NOT watch this and get emotional with this drama.
7. LOLX, LULZ, LOLS, LOLZZZZZZ, LOLLLLLLL, LOLOLOLOLOL Instead of LOL??
Thought of writing 3 serious mysteries too but let me leave you people at that
The Next Time I Blog Will Be Something New :P
Can't Wait To Do , So Can't My Notoriously Zesty Friend Of Mine
After More than 2 and half months of no blogging I am backkkkkkkkkkkk
Its been some hell of a two months that have passed by behind me being some of the most tensed and troubling two months in my life but well lets save the sob story and lets get back to the point at hand
After Mysteries Revealed Part 1 http://sohaibx.blogspot.com/2011/09/mysteries-revealed.html
Then Came Mysteries Revealed Part 2 http://sohaibx.blogspot.com/2011/11/mysteries-revealed-2.html
Now With People Doing More Stupid Stuff Nd Demanding Me To Write Another Here Comes
Mysteries Revealed Part 3
1. Pindi Boys & Hoods?
I will never ever understand the affection between a Pindi boy and a hood. Absolutely no connection but they love it. If you don't know what a Pindi boy is then read Mysteries Revealed part 1. Pindi boys would love hooded people's wall papers, a Pindi boy would love to have a sticker of a hooded person on the back of their modified mehran (Wish could get a picture of that sticker), a Pindi boy would love anything with a hood. I asked one pindi boy the reason and he told me that its because "Hoods are worn when people street dance and do his hop dancing" Ermmmmmmmm so? What has Pindi got to do with street and hip hop dancing? I think this is a mystery that will remain to be one
2. Why Do People Poke On Facebook?
3. Why People Tweet/Facebook About Everything They Do?
I think the above two pictures explain perfectly enough. I mean they are in a concert and they are using their cell phones and tweeting and facebooking about it. They are in a movie and they are doing the same I mean why spend all that money to go do something what you can do at home as well. Get a grip on yourselves people
Some products just do this as you can clearly see in the above two pictures. Rest let me explain by more examples and then just ask WHY?? :P
"Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer.
"Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer.
"Do not use while sleeping or unconscious." -- On a hand-held massaging device.
"May irritate eyes." -- On a can of self-defense pepper spray
"Caution: Shoots rubber bands." -- On a product called "Rubber Band Shooter."
"Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less." -- On a birthday card for a 1 year old.
"Do not use for drying pets." -- In the manual for a microwave oven.
"Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you." -- On a motorcycle helmet-mounted rear-view mirror.
"Not for human consumption." -- On a package of dice
"Ingredients: Artificially bleached flour, sugar, vegetable fat, yeast, salt, gluten, soya flour, emulsifier 472 (E) & 481, flour treatment agents, enzymes, water. May contain: fruit." -- The ingredients list on a package of fruit buns.
"Remove the plastic wrapper." -- The first instruction on a bag of microwave popcorn; to see the instructions, one first has to remove the plastic wrapper and unfold the pouch.
"In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors." -- In a car manual.
5. Why People Give Themselves Stupid Additional Names On Facebook?
Alright now I never can and will understand why girls and boys add stupid names in their original names or even put stupid words instead of their own names on Facebook, on twitter its okay because twitter ids are basically your nicks but on Facebook its NOT. Is your name that of a disgrace to you? I am giving you real examples of some people and ironically they were added to my blog's group just one hour before this blog by a girl named Branded Pwncezz Ayesha :P . Sorry guys but this is stupid :P
This one is CLASS :P
6. Why Do Men/Boys Watch Hamsafar?
It was the night of September 2011 when this drama came on air for the first time and since that night it has become a huge hit day by day. I have even heard of stories where women left their babies crying and even denied husbands a dinner until Hamsafar had ended. This phenomenon grew and grew but then it grew towards the wrong side. Boys and men started watching this drama. Yes people the males started watching this drama. While most boys just started watching because of Maira & Naveen but then they start getting attached to this drama and then they got all emotional with it. I mean one day a guy in my university came to me and said
Guy: Yaar Khirad (Maira's character) bandi achi thi magar usko bhi dimaah istemaal karna chahiye tha. (Khirad is a good girl but she should've used her brain)
Me: DUDE WTH??
Guys please this is NOT OKAY, this is strictly a female show, you CAN NOT watch this and get emotional with this drama.
7. LOLX, LULZ, LOLS, LOLZZZZZZ, LOLLLLLLL, LOLOLOLOLOL Instead of LOL??
Alright we all know what LOL means which is Laughing Out Loud but let me just ask what is all the rest. These are the deviated versions of LOL in which the extra words stand for absolutely nothing, other than the fact that it shows the typer's inability to spell or speak English :P. The typer often thinks it makes them look cool by adding the unnecessary words, more to the contrary it makes them look like a total retard :P
Till Next Time
The Next Time I Blog Will Be Something New :P
Can't Wait To Do , So Can't My Notoriously Zesty Friend Of Mine
Till Next Time
X Y'All
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