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Sunday, September 18, 2011

Mysteries Revealed

Heyyyy Allllllllllllll

I am back with my 30th blog. Before I start I need to say something about Indian cricket team. 4 Tests, 1 T20 and 3 ODIs??? Naseer Hussain called you a donkey and you guys felt insulted, someday ask me and I will give you a better name for donkey.

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Now onto the topic, now we have had some pretty amazing mysteries over the years among which there are Aliens, Bermuda Triangle, Lochness monster, Big foot, Mary celeste and many many more but there are some mysteries in the world which have not been given much exposure and people don't know about them much. My blog today will be revealing those mysteries so grab onto your seats.

1. BOY'S WRITING THEIR PHONE NUMBERS IN MALE BATHROOMS

I am a student and frequently travel in and out of city so I use bathrooms all around and well this is one thing that is beyond me. Why do boys write their own mobile numbers at the back of the doors of male toilets with accompanied messages such as "All girls contact me" or "call me for all girls" . First of all they bring a pen inside the bathroom and furthermore they don't have their brain cells working that no girl will ever enter and see those mobile numbers so why bother writing that and neither will a boy go in, read your number and give your number to the first girl passing by. Sheesh people


2. GIRLS TAKING PICTURES IN BATHROOMS



Keeping the privacy so blacking out the faces of girls but you get the general idea. Majority of display pictures of girls on different social networking sites and in many other places are taken inside a bathroom. A bathroom? Seriously of all places in the world, a bathroom? They would go on an event like a marriage to a five star hotel and end up taking their picture in the bathrooms.



What is soooooo attractive about this bathroom that girls are bound to take pictures here. Showing off their mobile phones and camera is also another thing they can achieve through this. I mean keeping in the mind the real objective of using a bathroom and comparing it to the girl's use. Nuff Said


3. USING SUN GLASSES AT NIGHT




The pictures explain it all, the word is basically "SUN glasses" get it? get it? Try and understand the part where the glasses are related with "sun" meaning these things are supposed to be used during day time when the sun is out and is making it difficult for you to see but not at night when it is already enough dark. I am not being racist but the above two pictures explain enough that come on dumbos at least know what you are wearing.


4. PINDI BOYS





Pindi boys are a huge mystery which people are yet to learn about. They have many attributes that people have never understood of which the following are very famous
1. Driving a Mehran (It has no AC) in June and July with its windows closed
2. Wearing sun glasses when there is no sun
3. Why pindi boys buy clothes which are not bought anywhere else in the world
4. Ride on bikes on 12th Rabbi-ul-Awal
Confused? These creatures are confusing



5. SPEAKING ENGLISH IS OBLIGATORY?


As Humaima would say in Bol "AGAR ENGLISH NAHIN AATI TAU BOLTAY KYUN HO?" meaning "If you don't know english then why speak it?" This is a major problem especially in Pakistan and India. People are going after english like it is obligatory. We are not proud of our own language and are trying to impress other people so we use a language that we don't properly know and not just ruin our own language but ruin english as well. Urdu and Hindi both are languages which are historically amazing languages and of which we should be proud of and not be basically ashamed of speaking in Urdu or Hindi. By that we can avoid the english that has a "s" at the end of every word. "I amx verys prouds of the boysx" All our cricketers try and speak english and make a fool out of themselves while look at Sri Lankan spinner "Mendis" who doesn't know a word of english and talks in his own language and is respected. If we don't respect our own language then how will we get respected?


6. WHO IS THE BROTHER AMONG SAHIR LODHI AND SHAISTA WAHIDI


Maybe Shaista Wahidi is because I am pretty sure it can't be Sahir Lodhi. Well its pretty confusing because this brother and sister duo have done everything opposite to their respective gender. Sahir lodhi talks, walks, sits and dresses like a girl while Shaista talks, laughs and dresses more like a man. The main fight in Sahir Lodhi's wedding was the people never understood that his "Baraat" came or went? :P


7. WOMEN'S SHOPPING


Women might be a mystery themselves because nothing about them is still clear to anyone and there would be just SO MUCH to ponder but one thing always bugs me is that if women are going out and have not a single penny in their purse then when they go into a shop why do they shuffle all the shop upside down.




BEFORE


AFTER

They don't have to buy anything because they know they don't have a single penny with them but they will still see every single item in that shop. WHY OH WHY??


NOW LETS GET DOWN TO SOME SERIOUS MYSTERIES



8. WHY DO PEOPLE PICNIC/DATE IN FAISAL MASJID?


Faisal Masjid is one of the most beautiful places ever with great fountains, amazing architecture, great ambience inside and outside the masjid BUT its a MASJID. Islamabadis on the other hand have turned it into a picnic point. You will often see families upon families packing their food and coming to eat in Faisal masjid. You will also see girl and boys actually dating inside and outside the masjid which is basically the limit of stupidness and blank headedness that you can ever imagine. Taking pictures around the masjid like it is a picnic spot while it is written everywhere that "PHOTOGRAPHY IS NOT ALLOWED" but still people do it. Mystery?? Stupidity?? You decide


9. WHY PAY TO DRINK MINERAL WATER IF YOU HAVE FREE PURIFIED WATER?



Another mystery that today brings to us is why we are so spoiled that even to drink water we will spend 20 rs on a mineral water bottle than clean or even purified water. Alright in some situations where at homes we don't get clean water then mineral water can and should be used but when you have clean and purified water perfectly available for free then buying water is just insane. Buying mineral water to make sure you don't get dehydrated in the middle of January is just an excuse these Mummy Daddy use to drink mineral water. People around us don't have clean free water to drink and we are so spoiled that we will buy mineral water for high prices.


10. ONLY LOVE PAKISTAN ON 14TH AUGUST?


This is the most serious mystery for me and I have discussed this in one of my previous blogs as well http://sohaibx.blogspot.com/2011/08/revolution-inquilaab-misconceptions.html but I still can't get no answer to how people just get love for Pakistan for just one day among 365 days. "I LOVE YOU PAKISTAN" is repeated again and again, youth changes their display pictures on facebook and twitter to Pakistani flags and all talks are about bringing a change in Pakistan but once the clock strikes 12 and people go to sleep the next day they wake up with amnesia or like they were drunk for the last day and have come back to their senses. This is the only reason why we are facing all these problems, if we would love our country for one full year then mark my words, we will actually see a change. 

Thatx it from this time 

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