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Saturday, September 10, 2011

The Worst Movies EVER

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Since I have always been telling people to do good and avoid wrong in different ways this time I consider this my duty to warn each of my readers from the time they can waste watching some movies which , hmmmmm how should I put this in a soft way. Well those movies that SUCK and are a complete waste of time. Now these 10 are among those which I have watched (except one) forced or willingly and am not picking this list from any website. So lets begin with

P.S: This countdown is not in order, all of these movies are supposed to be avoided

10. Gujjar and Rajnikaanth Movies

Mode Of Viewing: FORCED

First thing is first, if you are planning to watch a Gujjar movie a.k.a punjabi Shaan Movie or a Rajnikaanth movie then STOP RIGHT THERE. I have watched a quiet a few of these thanks to Niazi bus service. I dread those times when these movies were played on high speakers in Niazi. Their main story the hero falls in love with the heroin who is ALWAYS the daughter of the villain of the movie. The villain sends hundreds of his men to take care of the hero but one hero may it be Shaan or Rajnikaanth can kill 5 people with just a simple punch, can shoot bullets with their own hands if their gun gets wasted and can shoot around hundreds of bullets from a 9 bullet revolver. They are like the daddies of Super man being a normal man and they can also stop bullets from their chest.

Read this for more, by the way if not then just watch the two videos in this one and then I won't need to say anything more " "

9. Son Of The Mask

Mode Of Viewing: Willing

In this position first I thought of putting Harry Potter and the half blood prince because it was a pretty bad movie which missing A LOT from the book BUT then I remembered this movie and Harry Potter 6 was just EPIC in front of this movie. Creating a sequel to a Jim Carrey movie without Jim Carrey is just enough to describe how sucked up this movie was. Nothing funny, nothing adventurous, NO action and just basically nothing at ALL.

8. The Hurt Locker

Mode Of Viewing: Willing

Alright this movie was pretty much hyped that this movie was amazing and I think it won A LOT of oscars as well so I watched it and after this movie ended I was wayyyyyyy more surprised at how this movie managed to bag that many oscars than I was when Slumdog Millionaire won 8 oscars. No story, no effects, no acting and it was all about a guy waking up and going to dispose of a bomb. Yes it maybe real but the film SUCKED.

7. Muhabbatan Sachiyan

Mode Of Viewing: FORCED

Another thanks to the Niazi bus service that I had to watch this movie. Again the same copied love story, worse acting and pretty stupid songs especially in one the girl is singing that she is in love and can't sleep while the boy actually says that he is sleepy and asks the girl what's her plan. STUPID?? Then in the final fight scene Veena malik is pushed by the villain and she actually rolls over a complete bridge like it was tilted and I don't need any other reason than this that VEENA MALIK is in this movie. The biggest disgrace to Pakistan

6. X-Men 3 : The Last Stand

Mode Of Viewing: Willing

After this movie I thought X-Men had lost my respect but they basically brought some amazing movies after this Origins: Wolverine and X-men 1st class was amazing but this movie was just downright stupid. So much happening and still nothing ever made sense and this super hero flick beats pretty stupid super hero movies like Hulk, Green Lantern & all Super Man movies to enter this list.

5. Tere Bin Laden

Mode Of Viewing: Willing

When this movie ended my face expression were literally like " :-S " , not the curve on that expression. Yes it was THAT big. I personally think that give me 10 times less money than they had and I can make a better movie than this. The acting of Ali Zafar was absolutely stupid and it was like he was taking revenge from the director so that he can make his movie a major flop and BINGO his plan worked. His acting was AWFUL and so was the story.

4. Ghajini

Mode Of Viewing: Willing

Now this movie enters the list because this movie is just a simple insult to Christopher Nolan's master piece that was the Memento. Memento was just a perfect movie with everything right and this movie was the complete opposite. It took huge amounts of gamma radiation for Eric Bana to become the Hulk BUT for Amir Khan it only took a hit to the head. Loosing memory is fine but how in the hell did he become the HULK? So much muscles? So much pure power and all because his girl friend was killed and he was hit in the head. If that is not enough then this guy actually had the time to note and make a complete map of the city and take pictures of everything which even a normal person can't do and he knows. He forgets everything when he sleeps and remembers when he takes of his shirt in the morning and then starts destroying his house and then all of a sudden he knows where to put what because when he lost his memory he was genius enough to label everything in his house. 

3. Watchmen

Mode Of Viewing: Willing

A Super Hero Movie?
An Action Movie?
A Comedy Movie?
A Romantic Movie?
A Suspense Thriller?

WHAT WAS THIS?? What I could extract out of this movie was that it was about a bunch of people who wore pretty weird and colorful clothes and a blue guy. They were supposed to be super heroes by the theme of the movie but they never were found saving the earth instead in the end one of them actually bombed the whole world down and killed millions & billions of people so that they can start all over again?? Really now?? The other super heroes try and resist for a very small time but then give up in the end and combine with the other guy and kill the only one who rejects their idea. It takes pretty huge amounts of an effort to make a movie THIS STUPID

2. Dabangg

Mode Of Viewing: FORCED

The final thanks to the Niazi bus service and I HATE THEM FOR THIS. I had to see this movie twice and once this movie ended the conductor would play its video songs over and over and over again. AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Terrible movie, terrible acting, terrible action, terrible dialogues, terrible songs, terrible story and terrible just pure torture. I still don't know how this movie got such a great response and won sooooo many awards beating "3 Idiots" this just shows the amount of illiteracy in Pakistan and Indian people. A literate person will never watch this movie and if you liked this movie and call yourself literate. My friend its about time you reconsider

1. The Twlight Series

Vampires get burned in the SUN and he is enjoying it?


YES Homer, I can feel your pain even though I haven't watched any of this movie. The basic concept of this movie is wrong. First thing is first so stephnie myers let me tell you VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE. One of my friends told me that the real Dracula didn't even took a bath and had hair on his hands and this vampire actually sparkles?? DAMN , I mean sesame street actually managed to make a better vampire than this who was dark and could count too.

What's next Stephnie myers a versace dress wearing zombie?? or a glittering frankenstien?? or worse a Gucci sunglasses wearing Cyclops?? Stop ruining the good stuff people. JUST STOP

That's It For This Time

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