Pakistan & The Mouse Trap!

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Now in the past days, I had sort of a mouse problem at my house. So first I tried to chase it around with a stick in my hand and hoping to catch it or get it out of my house. Since that plan failed, I changed the strategy to something for fatal and brought home a conventional mouse trap. I set the trap with the bait and went to sleep, the next day when I woke up the bait was gone and the trap never worked. I thought I might have failed in setting the trap properly so now with a much more attractive bait, I set the trap again the very next day and in front of my eyes the mouse came and took the bait out of the trap and the trap didn't work again as the mouse ran away with the butter filled treat. So it turns either the mouse is too light weighted or too quick for the trap so I went out and found myself a better trap. A mouse cage and sure enough as I set the bait in the exact same position and slept, the next morning I found the mouse trapped in the cage knowing that since now it had the habit of taking that treat every night and guessed it would be on the exact same spot but did not figure out that the trap could be more dangerous cause it never got caught in the trap before and was unaware of my planning.  

Sounds familiar?

From the day Pakistan was made in 1947 to now we have been pulled into traps, all different kinds of them. From the start with Mountbatten changing the map of Pakistan and giving all resources to India or may it be the recent sectarian fights trying to be instilled in the public so that we can die without our enemies having to even touch us. 

This is just a plot that we have been put through, we have survived some of the traps that were set for us but we survived cause we never knew they were traps and in some we were caught because we still didn't knew they were traps. From MQM trying to raise the Muhajireen to stand against the Pathans to the Terrorist and banned outfits pre planning events to create a Shia Sunni crisis in the state. All of the traps we have fell in cause we are ignorant, we are illiterate and we are not able to differentiate between right and wrong. We have elected the same corrupt governments again and again to rule over us and every time at the end we say that we won't fall for it this time but yet again here we are. Is this not a trap that we have fallen for?

People are fighting over sectarian issues, pulling out fatwas and calling everyone kaafir (Infidel) while those very people I know abuse all the damn time, every word out of their mouth is followed by an abuse and don't even follow the basic points of Islam but they would rather fight over sectarian issues. People even defend the terrorist branches out there killing people because they belong to a sect and they don't like their beliefs. Now killing someone is THAT EASY! 

But if we are Muslims then the Quran (Not a book of any sect) states that killing of one soul is like killing entire humanity. Did our Holy Prophet (S.A.W) ever killed someone cause of their belief? Did he not respect all religions and beliefs and tried to make people realize the truth by his actions and words NOT by force.

WE HAVE FORGOTTEN THE HOLY QURAN! WE HAVE FORGOTTEN OUR HOLY PROPHET (S.A.W) & WE ARE NOW FALLEN INTO A TRAP OF MULLAH AND MAULVIS SPREADING LIES EVERYWHERE!

America on one hand trying to take over the sovereignty of Pakistan, while India on the other hand always stabs us in the back whenever we extend a hand of friendship. Have we not let this country suffer enough cause of us?

Our enemies are laying traps all around us and we are falling. Why don't we see? That they are afraid of our unity! THEY ARE AFRAID OF THIS NATION UNITING! THEY SAW WHAT HAPPENED WHAT THIS NATION DID UNDER A LEADER! 

ITS TIME TO THINK! ITS TIME TO AVOID THE TRAP! ITS TIME TO UNITE!
PAKISTAN ZINDABAD!

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Pictures Only In Pakistan

Hello Everyone :)

After months of thinking and brainstorming with no ideas I finally managed to pull another idea out of my rusty (writer's block stricken) mind.

When we don't have stuff to write? What do we do? We show the world we see! So here goes my first picture blog with pictures I have taken around Pakistan.

Sarcasm Note : I "DO NOT" Own A DSLR Or A DSLR Page and I still have the guts to take pictures of stuff around and blog about them! BEAT THAT!

First Some On The Lighter Side!

The Lovers Inside Us Pakistanis Just Won't Die

 Vans In The Past "Main Baray Ho Kar Bus Bannu Gi"
Vans Now "Fast & Furious Couch"

 K?

 I Don't Even ..........

 Boys Print Very Wells!

Trust Level : Pindi Boyses

 THIS IS LUMIA!

 Rules Are Meant To Be Broken!

Super Hero Facepalm! (Batman In Avengers For All Those Who Dnt Get It)

Now Some On A Serious Note!

This Is Our Youth! Studying In An Over Night Protest & Not Going Home! NOT That Filth That Talks To Their Girlfriends & Boyfriends At Home All Night! Smoke & Other Stuff!

Our Shops Get New Boards For Valentine's Day But Nothing For 14th August?

A Bathroom Writing!

None Of These Pictures Are Stolen!

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Pakistan Will Develop When ......

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After a long long long break! The last time I wrote a blog was in July and that was also written by someone else. I thought about some topics but just couldn't write stuff but then while on my way to Gujrat in a train I thought up of some points. Some points that I believe are the actual full stops in Pakistan's way to development. Somethings that we need to do instead of blaming everything on the government.

The points are as follows


PAKISTAN WILL DEVELOP WHEN ......

• When we will play our "National sports" instead of using it as a weapon in fights or for breaking stuff in protests.
• When we will respect our own language more than other foreign languages.
• When we will stop being slaves to other cultures.
• When we will learn that "Revolution / Inquilaab" does not mean a one day Jalsa or long march.
• When we will learn that "Inquilaab" means to change one self before trying to change the world.
• When we will learn that "WE" elect the government.
• When we will embrace our own culture.
• When we will learn about our history and find out how this country came into being.
• When a "bat" will be a sports equipment and not a political icon.
• When a "book" will be something we read instead of voting for it.
• When we will embrace our religion instead of modernizing it.
• When we will follow our religion the way it is supposed to be instead of editing it according to our own stupid mind sets.
• When we will learn that we have to give Pakistan, Pakistan does not owe us anything.
• When we will learn that Pakistan is a gift to us, a huge gift and the more we take care of it, the less it is.
• When we will be Pakistanis first before being a Punjabi, Balochistani, Sindhi and Pakhtun.
• When we will be Muslims first before being a Shia, Sunni, Deobandi, Wahabi.
• WHEN WE WILL RESPECT PAKISTAN!

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Creeps: The Stereotypes

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Its time, I am back! Its been ages since I wrote a humor blog, the last one being wayyy back in January. Mechanical engineering degree was in its final moments and now its complete :) THANK GOD! I am officially an Engineer now :)

First things first! I finally hit the 1 LAKH ALL TIME VIEWS POINT! So I decided to make a facebook page for my blog cause even my fridge has one! So go and hit like here " http://www.facebook.com/SyedsXtremeShenanigans "

Now let's get to the topic. Girls from all over the world have been a target for perverts on social networking websites. While some "abnormal" girls actually enjoy this crap, I contacted the "normal" ones and asked them to share their experiences with me regarding perverts sending them messages over social networking websites. The results ..................... Well the top 10 I found are below!

Note: I am erasing the name of the girls but not erasing the name of the guys!

1. The Fraandship Me

 These are the basic types, asking girls all the time for Fraandhips and accepting their request. Even to the extent that they even keep asking girls to add them on Twitter. *Face palms*


2. The Despo Routine

Hasnat Ali here is showing a perfect example of desperation. He shows that he is in desperate need of a friend like all the boys in the world just died yesterday and only this girl can fulfill the void that is his life now without a friend and within this he also puts words like "Hook up" and "night stand" , lets all stand up for this genius.

3. The Suggestion Maker

Now he is the guy who is trying to suggest his way into a girl's friend circle and one thing we all know is that girls HATE suggestions. Plus this guy is totally opposing what he is saying while saying that jeans suits her in the first comments and later asking her not to wear jeans. We have a short term memory loss genius at our hands.

4. The Nice Guy

How to get a girl to become your friend? SIMPLE! Show her that you are a nice guy and my friend over here is trying this, introducing his name like his profile doesn't show it already and assuring that he is a nice guys over and over again. Seriously? If it worked then tell me too.

5. Straight To The Point

Here our friend is going straight to the point and is sooooo honest, even telling her right away that he likes her sooo much but well not honest enough to show even his own name or profile? He names his profile LIFE? Where we all tell him that he should get one instead.

6. The Lover

Now this guy hot soooo heart broken that he actually had to delete his facebook account after the rejection from this girl! These people show that they have totally fallen for the girl and can't be more helplessly in love and if you ask them what love is. They will surely answer "Jo Amir Khan ko Kareena Sey Huwa Tha In 3 Idiots" SHEESH!

7. tH3 g3n1u$ p1nD1

It took me hardly 5 minutes to write the complete blog but it took me a whole minute to write just the title of this one. The Pindi boyses know their shit when its comes to writing like the guy has written above. Its just v3Ry $sPh1sTiC@t3D !!!

8. The Nelson Mandelas

After what he has said, do I need to say more??

9. The Sympathy Votes

His friend is sick and all he is doing is going around messaging girls on facebook while he talks about his friend in only 30% of the message and in 70% he is actually talking to the girl


10. The Emotional Blackmailer

These people try and emotionally blackmail the girls into sending just one message. Clever girls don't fall for it and they end up deleting their accounts from Facebook. 

After all these I am soooo glad that I am a guy and don't have to deal with this crap every single day. My heart goes out to all the girls out there who have to deal with this crap day in and day out. Ending this blog with some honorable mentions of messages that I also want to show to my readers :)

The Shair! (Poet)

The Vulgar! (but a genius reply)

Seriously?

He shows that he hates her but still he couldn't restrain from messaging her!

Trying to be Sarcastic! (Fail)

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The Four Years

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Today when I left my university I looked back and four years just flashed before my eyes. Four years? YES! Four years have gone by and its time for me to bid this university farewell.

Four years of things BEYOND fun with my friends
Four years of running around completing projects on the final hour
Four years of avoiding making any girlfriends (Having hundreds of offers of course :P )
Four years of learning
Four years of AIR UNIVERSITY

These four years cannot be explained in words so I want to dedicate this blog to people who have been a major part of four years in Air University

1. Bilal, Taimur & Omar

Seriously I don't think we have anything to say now between us. At least not at my end, I have had a great time with you guys. Football, Bowling, Table Tennis, Gaming, Those Pointless Trips, Savor, Naan Pakoray. From the times to beating each other in fun to the times of sitting around remembering and cherishing old times. I have had the time of my lives with you three and I don't think this university would have been the same for me if I hadn't made three friends like you. The rest we will talk on text and facebook, leaving this blog for mentioning others. Haha

The video for you :)

Gems of My Life :') from Syed Sohaib on Vimeo.

2. BEME Fall 09 Section A

Four years I have been the class representative of this class! Many left us during this time (Zahra, Muzahir, Zubair, Atif) due to many reasons while many new joined (Section C) but this class always remained united and fun and made my four years amazing as well.

Some very important shout outs and one of the most important will go to Chaudhary Muhammad Hamza! He has been a very good friend and one of the most hilarious people I know in this world. I will sorely miss your jokes Chaudhary sahib and remember that Imran Khan >>> Nawaz Sharif.

Wasi haider a.k.a Shah jee, is almost like a big brother although he is younger than me in age but he has just that big and huge feeling about his attitude. A nerd he used to be but now he has turned into a much better form of a person. A more socially accepted version of himself. Stay this way shah jee.

Junaid Irfan Abbasi and Syed Inam, the most unstable duo I have even seen in my entire life. These two claim they are best friends but don't even add each other on facebook but still they are with each other all the damn time. Abbasi on one hand is a drunk version of a maulvi while Inam on the other hand is a multani version of Yokozuna.

Family 420 deserves a mention none the less. The four non stop fun having people I have ever seen and they enjoy throughout the semester and in the end get the highest damn marks. Ultimate all time funny Yazdani, The brains Daarhi, The computer genius yet unlucky due to certain reasons (ahem) Ebrahem and Chikna Thr... Oh I mean Ahsum :D

Hassan Ejaz also another member that has been the quietest yet one of the most awesome persons in this class. His choice in movies and stuff is always class and I can definitely have a blind trust on his choice. Hassan bhai is awe-quiet-a-bit :D

Ahsan Afzaal & Bilal khan I put your parts in the football area, once is enough don't you think? :P
Khurram, Zain, Sherry, Uzair, Maleeha, Atif, Usama Mukhtar and I just can't mention them all. All of you are great and remain the way you are.

3. Bus Number 3

My journey in this bus has been on and off but great is just a small word to define this bus. I have had some amazing times in this bus. Found some of the most amazing people and made fun of every single one of them. Chacha Hakim :), Usman (Rapper) , Usman (Ninja) , Rida (Jalebi Bai), Shahbaz Bhai (Shabbo) , Imran Bhai, Yumna Baji, Anum (Hanger) , Fatima, Subayyal (Noon) , Mansoor (Aloo Chaat) , Saadia (Made in china) , Falak (Fruit Ninja), Maria (Angry bird), Talal (Tom Cruise), Humna (Bhool Bhulaiyaan), Shehroze (Willy Wonka) & Daniya (Silent Movie). Thanks to all and remember all those jokes I made on everyone was just for fun and don't take them to heart and forgive me if I ever hurt anyone's feeling. Thanks for making even going home from university and going to university an amazing time!

4. My Football Team

All I needed to say about this amazing team, I said it in a separate blog. Read it here http://sohaibx.blogspot.com/2013/04/mechanical-football-team.html


THANK YOU!! THANK YOU FOR MAKING THESE FOUR YEARS WONDERFUL!

Ending Words For Air University! I just have to say is that I love this university, the time I have spent here has been beyond amazing and unforgettable. DARE Say anything against this university. THE BEST UNIVERSITY IN THE WORLD!

Till Next Time!

Have We Forgotten?

Hello All

9^th & 10^th Muharram just passed and I thought to share some views I had of the situation

Before anyone tries to judge this blog let me tell you. I AM A SHIA! I AM A MUSLIM!

Please continue reading ONLY if you are Muslim or a Terrorist (Part dedicated for you as well)

For Fellow Muslims:

Our Sects differ? Okay!

Our methods of praying differ? Okay!

BUT

Do our Holy Prophet (S.A.W) Differ? NO! We all conclude to the fact that Rasool ALLAH (S.A.W) is the final messenger of ALLAH and there will be no Prophet after him (S.A.W). Our Prophet (S.A.W) was NOT a Shia, was NOT a Sunni. Just a MUSLIM! Agreed?

Then Holy Prophet (S.A.W) told us to keep hold of two things after his death!

• THE QURAN
• His Family (Ahl-e-Bait)

This hadith has been copied in Shia as well as Sunni books (I can provide references). 

SO! I have a question. When Muharram comes then why do people dedicate this to Shias? Was Hazrat Imam Hussain (A.S) some specific sect’s Prophet's grandchild? Did some sect’s prophet said about Hazrat Imam Hussain (A.S) that “Hussain is to me, like I am to Hussain” NO!! It was OUR Holy Prophet (S.A.W)

• Then do my readers know completely the details that happened in the incident of Karbala?
• We know who Selena Gomez is but we don’t know who Bibi Sakeena is
• We know that Saif Ali Khan & Kareena Kapoor got married but do we know what were the names of the wives of Hazrat Imam Hussain (A.S)?
• We know that Steve Jobs died and who was he but do we know the names of the 72 martyrs of Karbala and how they attained martyrdom?
• We know what happened in “Hamsafar” but do we all know what happened in “Sham-e-Ghareeban”?

Has our world led us apart from what our Prophet (S.A.W) said?

Sunnis have a belief that maatam (beating one self) and crying is wrong for this incident! Okay fine! I will say we are wrong BUT!

You say Maatam is wrong? Then don't do maatam! Read THE Quran on 9^th & 10^th Muharram

You say crying for a martyr is wrong? Then go and give food to the hungry and give water to the thirsty

What are you trying to prove by listening to songs and watching movies in these days?

Are you supporting Hazrat Imam Hussain or Yazid in this? 

When our Prophet (S.A.W) said “There will be after me twelve Amir (Prince/Ruler), all of them from Quraysh." Tirmidhi 

Do you know the names of those twelve? Do you know what happened to those twelve? Do you know the 12th is Hazrat Imam Mehdi who will come and fight against Dajaal?

Please think about it!

I know many will question me, many will fight me, many will stop reading my blogs after this but it is a risk am willing to take.

For Terrorists:

In this part I call on ALL of you! TALIBAN! AMERICA! ISRAEL! & all other small or big terrorist organizations in or outside Pakistan. If you were not sleeping then you can see that your plan failed. 4 bomb blasts in two days before 8^th Muharram in Pakistan, killings in Palestine, killings in Syria, killings in Bahrain and then you saw how that multiplied the people that came out to pay their tribute to Hazrat Imam Hussain on Aashura. I am an eye witness and I can surely say that in Pakistan at least this time there were double the number of people as compared to last time. 

TERRORISTS!!! Our Imam has taught us through this war that never to bow your head in front of oppressors. WE WILL NEVER STOP! THIS WILL ONLY INCREASE! We will always come out for the truth and all your bullets, bombs and weapons will count for NOTHING! STOP your worthless tries! PALESTINE WILL BE FREE!!! 

O PRESENT YAZIDS enjoy your time in power on the side of the dajaal. INSHA ALLAH Our leaders Hazrat Imam Mehdi (A.S) and Hazrat Eesa (A.S) will come soon and free all the oppressed Muslim states. That day your leader Dajaal will fall and our leaders will take control!

AMEEN!!!

Till Next Time

Please Think About It

The 14 Days Of Freedom!

Heyyyyyy Alllll

FIRST OF ALL HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY TO ALL :-D

I am not back yet! This is just a small post, a post related to 14th of August!

Whenever August starts we start a  hype on our Independence

• Shows on televisions regarding independence
• Television channel logos turn green
• We remember how we got this beautiful land and the sacrifices our forefathers made
• We buy Flags and Jhandiyaan and decorate our homes and cars
• Social media users talk about Pakistan, Turn their display pictures green and talk about "BLEEDING GREEN"
• We light up our buildings and decorate them
• People wear cultural clothes everywhere
• Hundreds and thousands of private and public events are held all over the country
• People listen to Patriotic songs and dance on "Sohni Dharti" & "Dil Dil Pakistan"
• There is NO Sindhi, Punjabi, Balochi or Pakhtun, all are PAKISTANIS!

THEN

14th August Passes! Nd Over The Coming Days!

• Sindhi, Punjabi, Balochi and Pakhtun are born
• Social media users change their display pictures in time
• Nobody talks about BLEEDING GREEN anymore
• Television channels turn their logos back to their normal colors
• Normal shows of fights between politicians and dismantling Pakistan's image in the outer world start again
• The Flags and Jhandiyan on our homes remain there till rain and winds tear them up and shred them to pieces
• We forget how we got this beautiful land and the sacrifices that were made
• We start ignoring our national language Urdu and go in a race to learn and speak the foreigner's language
• We forget our culture and start following the culture of the west
• Television channels start showing Indian and other world stuff
• People listen to songs and dance on "Munni Badnaam huwi" & "Sheela ki Jawani"

That is our 14 days of Freedom!

Pakistan got its Independence on 14th August 1947

Pakistanis are still slaves!

Think About It!

Till Next Time

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY!

ITS TIME US PAKISTANIS ATTAIN FREEDOM FROM OUR WEST CONQUERED LIVES

PAKISTAN ZINDABAD!

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Our Beloved WAPDA

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I am Backkkk. Was busy spending some great time with my family, had a planned trip to Skardu but it got cancelled due to the weather then we spent time in Muree, Nathiagali & Azad Kashmir. Found a waterfall and lagoon in Azad Kashmir was absolutely beautiful.

Well now on to the topic!!!

Everybody says bad about WAPDA, load shedding all the time, no light and people abuse them, go out on streets and break stuff but they never stop to look at the bright side of WAPDA. Of course there is no light so people don't tend to see the "bright" side but now let me help you.

1. PUNCTUALITY

"LIGHT AA GAYI OYEEEE" Is normally the shouts around the city when sometimes WAPDA decides to give you some of the electricity that they have. Then in that time you have soooooooo much to do, Charge ur mobiles and laptops, wash your clothes, iron your clothes, get ready and many many more. If you know you have just one hour to do all this stuff then you get determined to do all this, in start you might fail but now we all are very brilliant and managing this time and this is EXACTLY how WAPDA managed to help you. They made you efficient and punctual. Be Thankful

2. FAMILY LIFE

UPS Out, Mobile Battery Dead, Wifi Down, Laptop Battery Dead and especially NO TELEVISION. This gives us what? Pure family time, a family time that we never get in this Facebook, Capital Talk & Hamsafar filled world. All sit together in dark rooms and talk stuff that they would never talk otherwise, family time has disappeared from these technology filled times. For this one I REALLY Thank WAPDA

3. ENHANCES HEALTH

Light is out at 4 am, UPS runs out and its HOT. What do u do? You go out into your front yard/lawn and you walk. You do a morning walk which is not just healthy but necessary for your body.

Then your light is out, no washing machine but you really need your clothes washed, so? You wash them yourselves, see exercise?

4. ENHANCES YOUR SENSES

In these times we have started to depend on technology too much rather than our own senses. WAPDA again helps us in these times and helps to enhance our senses. Now we can see better in dark, we can hear better and we walk around the house with our eyes closes and touching stuff. How much can WAPDA help?

5. ENHANCES YOUR SURVIVOR SKILLS

First all the Mummy Daddy kids go like "ITS SOOO HOTT" and now they are used to it. See the difference? We learn to bear the heat, we learn to sleep in heat, we learn to sleep outside our house. We learn soooo much all thanks to just one department and that is our WAPDA.

Oh WAPDA, We all love you from the darkest places of our hearts, as dark as our houses our without the BLOODY LIGHT YOU OWE US TO WHICH WE PAY YOU ........ Oops I mean we love you WAPDA

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Ending with a picture of the waterfall I visited

Absolutely B E A U T I F U L 

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Illuminati : Our Discoveries

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I am back, this time as the title tells its about Illuminati. Now this topic has gained a lot of popularity. People have started to learn and research about it everywhere but still majority have no idea what it is. So just as a start I will give some introduction to what is this phenomena then continue with some discoveries that I personally made. I am underlining some words that will come in later for help.

Illuminati is basically a secret society, a secret "brotherhood" run by the family known as either "Elite" or "Royal" we can say who are basically devil worshipers. These people worship Lucifer/Satan/Dajaal by whichever name you can give to the evil. They never use script as a way to communicate, they basically communicate through signs and numbers. Like devil's number "666" then their basic logos such as a "checkered" floor , the "all see-ing eye" as Dajaal will have only one working eye , the "Pyramid" , The "Star" and many more. Their basic aim is to control the world and destroy the current presiding order of this world namely the "old world order" and bring in the "new world order" to the world which will bring the kingdom of Lucifer a.k.a Satan upon his arrival in the "Promised Land" which is the area of  Israel which is the "Star". Some of the logos are in the pictures as below

Illuminati is everywhere, you just have to open your eyes and view it. Al Wafi Mall Dubai, Hard Rock Cafe America, Starbucks coffee = Star (Israel's flag) + Bucks (Dollars). If you want more information then I would suggest the base of it to be "The Arrivals" documentary. It will clear up your mind and open you up to the trickery of these people and how they are controlling the world and who are they. They have people all around and they leave signs which an unsuspecting person will never think of BUT it gets imprinted in his/her mind. Like the back of a one dollar bill

Now lets come to the topic, Me, Bilal & Hasan J made some findings regarding this and I want to share them with you. Now if somebody else has already made the following discoveries then we don't know. The discoveries we are noting are purely what we have found out ourselves.

1. Steve Vai Logo (Bilal) 

Steve Vai is an american guitarist who has released eight Solo albums and has won three Grammy awards but what people don't seem to notice is his logo. His logo consists of his last name "VAI" , While he could've written them anyway possible but he does this how? By symbolizing the V & A as Triangles and giving "I" the symbol of an "Eye" enclosing the eye on top of the middle triangle. If you have seen the pictures above and read the intro then its very clear now.

2. Deathly Hallows Logo (Hasan)

Okay till now if there are any potter heads reading my blog they will be pissed off but just look at this logo and lets analyze it. Okay

The Elder Wand --> The Long Stick --> Makes Perfect Sense
The Philospher's Stone --> A Circle --> Okay I Agree although in the movie the stone is diamond shaped
The Cloak Of Invisibility --> A Triangle?? HOW?
It wasn't triangle in shape, It didn't have triangles printed on it. THEN WHY??

Nd what is the use of the "Deathly Hallows" ?? --> It makes one the master of death

3. Batman Animated Series Volume 1 - Episode 19 (Prophecy Of Doom) (ME)

I love this series but in this episode I was caught back footed as well. I didn't knew how to react because they showed this person "Nostromus" as a bad person and liar but Illuminati's main job is just to make you aware of their presence and bring fear in your hearts. Look at the below picture at the triangle he makes with his hand while he says the dialogue "You are merely an eye trying to view itself". A triangle and an eye?? Remind  you of something??

Then look at his costume that shows an eye on his chest logo. Nothing more clear than that

Then I will some of the dialogues in this episode regarding Illuminati

Scene: (Girl telling Bruce Wayne about her father)
Girl: Daddy is even part of a secret "brotherhood"
Wayne: "Secret Brotherhood?"
Girl: Yes, he won't even tell his family what it is about

Then Nostromus Speaking in various parts of the episode
N: That what you seek and cannot find is the seeker
N: You are merely the "eye" trying to view itself
N: She will believe, they will all believe after the great fall
N: This is the end of the old order, the great fall has begun

P.S: The great fall was referred in this episode to an economic recession.

4. Iron Maiden (Me & Bilal)

Iron Maiden are metal legends BUT they are much more than that
Iron Maiden Logo and please clearly note the triangles

Iron Maiden album art and look at the "Checkered Floor" with the grim reaper in the center.

Another Iron Maiden Album Art and look at the Egyptian style, "The Pyramid" and the Illuminated top of the Pyramid.

Nd Their Songs As Well Such As
a) Power Slave
b) Eye Of The Beholder


5. Ra. One (Me)

Okay so what was gaming nickname of Shahrukh's son in this movie ?? Yes its the name in the picture above "LUCIFER" and Who is Lucifer? Satan

Time to time a skull and bones logo was also shown in this movie throughout.

In this movie also Ra.One (Raawan) of Hindu Mythology was seen to go after Lucifer (Dajaal/Satan) with Satan winning in the end.

Akon also a very popular Illuminati member sung a song for a Bollywood movie and he could've sung for any movie but he did for THIS one

6. AC/DC Song - Highway To Hell (Me)

AC/DC one of the most famous metal bands ever and their song "Highway to hell" has the following lyrics in it.

Hey Satan
Payin' my dues
Playin' in a rockin' band
Hey mumma
Look at me
I'm on the way to the promised land

I have made more discoveries as well but those some other time. Now since there is "Illuminati" then there are Anti-Illuminati factors or better known as K-Illuminati. Tupac was one of the very famous anti-Illuminati persons and he wall killed by Illuminati. 

Then we all know about Michael Jackson. He was an Illuminati member as well from the video of "Thriller" which showed the initiation of him inside the Illuminati but Michael Jackson broke out of the group. This documentary is available on youtube and will be helpful " http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qxORq6eFA0 "

So I made two anti Satan discoveries as well

1. Slipknot - All Hope Is Gone 

Slipknot was a metal band and they were referred to Satanic promotion time and time again. Especially after their song "The heretic anthem" in which the lyrics were "If you're 5 5 5 then I am 6 6 6" 

But in their new album "All hope is gone" they had a song and interestingly since this album Slipknot has started loosing its fan hood.

The lyrics in this song are very anti-Satan and very anti-establishment

The hell is humongous, the devil's among us

and we will burn because we won't unite!

Fifty seconds, a hundred murders.

The bill of rights is a bill of sale.

What will you do when the war is over?

What will you do when your system fails!?

We've seen the fall of the elite,

Bury your life, take your disease

We'll end the world,

When all hope is gone!

2. Slash 2012 Album Apocalyptic Love - Not For Me

The legendary guitarist Slash released his new album with help in vocals from Alterbridge's lead singer "Miles Kennedy" and we all know how Guns N Roses used to roll in drugs and women BUT

His song "Not For Me" has lyrics which maybe as a repent to what he did
But I see them as anti Satan lyrics
The lyrics are


"The devil smiles and laughs at me,
Says you'll be back, just wait and see,
You know I've heard this all before,
And I say,
You can keep your high life in the hills,
Your cocaine lies and whiskey thrills,
I don't need you anymore,
This life is not for me, no,
This is not for me, no,"

Nd more!!!

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What We Are?

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M Backkkkkkkk (Not Entirely)

Its been approximately two months of no blogging and I know that all of you are expecting a very hilarious blog from me (my voice booms in an empty reader's column) :( . This writer's block can be a real pain sometimes for a writer. Since still I am unable to think of something funny to write about than this time I am going to blog about some points that I have been thinking over the past few weeks.

First things first I would like to divert everybody's attention to the killings happening in Quetta, Gilgit, Karachi and other places of Pakistan. Outside forces are killing our brothers, sisters, mothers, fathers, daughters and sons and not just killing they are doing it in the most inhuman and violent ways imaginable. These outside forces are trying to rip us apart in these Shia-Sunni conflicts. As much as I know Shia & Sunnis are brothers and we need to stand up against these people who are trying to rip our mother land by creating sect riots. Shia-Sunni need to combine hands and become how they have become in Bahrain. Bahrain is the perfect example where they tried to target sects and create differences but both sects combined and now they are facing huge problems from a united and powerful crowd.

Now towards the rant

1. Hypocrites

We are hypocrites and nothing but hypocrites. We can only blame other people whilst we are doing the same stuff under a hidden blanket. Talking about Pakistanis only then how much we love to blame Zardari, Nawaz Sharif and others for what is happening in Pakistan but we never for one second stop to take a glance inside ourselves. That would be asking too much wouldn't it?

If Zardari puts his relative as a minister then its A FOUL ACT
If one of us gets our relative a job through a "Sifarish" then its helping each other

If Zardari drinks alcohol then he is considered foul
While we never stop to look at how much alcohol is being drunk in the local community

If Zardari does corruption and sends his children outside of Pakistan its called in corruption and against Patriotism
When you send your children for advanced studies, then its for the betterment of your children

As according to a Hadith of Holy Prophet (S.A.W) (not quoting) that the leaders of a nation are exactly like the public. So that means we are little Zardaris and he is all of us combined into one.

2. Liars

We are not just hypocrites but we are amazing liars. We can give one of the most amazing images of ourselves to someone to impress them but the moment they turn their backs on you then you bring out the REAL self. I have seen a girl who use to say "I don't sit with guys that is Sooooo bad, I don't go out with anyone except my very close "girl" friends I can't stand them, I hate these show off clothes wearing girls" and in recent times I have seen that girl do ALL of those things above and more. 

I have seen a guy who can go to any extent of lying that you can't even imagine. According to him he has done everything from the moment of the great Alexander. Soon we might find out that he was the reason behind the bombing of Nagasaki and then he teamed up with Japan to build them the nation as they are now.

I know of a guy who used to do "unspeakable" stuff and now owns a registered NGO, is very famous among everyone and runs a blog criticizing people who do the same "unspeakable" stuff.

I have seen many people and during this all just remember this that I am trying to say "WE" meaning am not just blaming you but blaming myself as well

In the end as these days "What you think" pictures are becoming very famous then from my side.

WHAT WE THINK WE WERE

WHAT WE THINK WE HAVE BECOME

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WHAT WE THINK WE WERE

WHAT WE WILL ACTUALLY BECOME

THINK......

Just a rant this time

Its all from me this time

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