PG: Not For Children

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M Back, after the grueling success of my blog Men: The Oppressed Souls. I have been threatened, abused and applauded by girls all around. Many girls agreed to my point of view easily, some abused me a lot and then agreed to my point of view and some just went on to threaten me :P

Well still waiting for the reply from the Women side, I thought of bringing to you another blog.

Now there is some stuff which were made and brought forward for children and maybe those things look good when you are children but when you look at those things as an adult then if you are a parent or even someone who cares will try to keep the children away from these AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE.

I List Some Stuff Down

1. BARNEY

"I Love You, You Love Me, We Are A Happy Family, With A Big Big Hug & A Kiss From Me To You, Won't You Say You Love Me Too"

You would just find almost all kids back in the time singing this song and I would want to insult Barney but one of my good friends the Pindi Boy (Hammad) (The best humor blogger in Pakistan) has already done this in one of these blogs and I will instead copy some of his lines.

Barney I will not take this anymore. All those sleepless nights all those nightmares of a purple dinosaur coming in my dreams and hugging me and that tune repeatedly going in my head for 4 years of my life.

I love you, you love me, we’re a happy family with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you, won’t you say you love me too?

Does no one else find this song psychotically messed up? It has pedo written all over it. And to all the Barney lovers out there. I just have one question for you. Was he just hugging you? Was he just simply and only hugging you? Think about it.

It’s Time to Say No to Barney. Because it’s creeps like him that ruin kids like me.

Each smile on each of the child in his show has a story. A sad shocking story. These aren't real smiles these are artificial smiles. Smiles that cover the emotional scar of what Barney did to these kids. If only they would speak up.


2. SESAME STREET

Sesame street was one of the most popular kids shows when I was a kid and they even translated it for the Pakistani children in urdu with the name "Khul Ja Sim Sim" but now when I see this program as an adult. People think by watching sesame street children will learn how to "count" and "spell" but now I see that sesame street teaches kids other things. Like how to "judge" people and "label" people.

Like they have the above character named "Oscar" and they judge him right in his face. They treat this guy like crap in the entire show

They would be like

The old people: "Oscar you are so mean, isn't he kids?"

Kids: "Yea , Oscar you are a grouch"

HE LIVES IN A DAMN TRASH CAN, what do u expect of him?

These are the kids that walk over homeless people in the streets saying "Get a job grouch"

Sesame street is a terrible place, I never would want to go there. With six foot pigeons walking around the area :/

Then they have this above character and they call him the "Cookie Monster" , ever wondered why he is always hyper and his eyes are popping out?? You know it is not the sugar :P , Ever wondered what kind of cookies is he asking for?


3. DOREMON

If there has been a more annoying show than Doremon then I would prefer to die before watching that show. It has been sooooo much annoying in english and in Pakistan they have dubbed it in hindi. It is pure torture and I am damn sure that they have started showing non stop shows of Doremon in Guantanamo Bay as well. This show only teaches kids how to take shortcuts in real life, how to ditch you mothers by using lies and shortcuts, how to bully your friends and how to talk to a blue creature that lives with you. Learning a lot eh?

4. DORA THE EXPLORER

Okay when I was a kid then my mom didn't even let me play with all the bad kids of the street and look at kids now. They are watching a show and "Idolizing" a cartoon character which is a girl who goes around everywhere without the permission of her parents with a talking monkey?? What the hell are they trying to teach children these days? A fox that loves stealing stuff, stalks Dora everywhere and not even once has Dora tried to tell her parents about it. Cartoons for children?

5. JUSTIN BIEBER

Disney just totally got off the track to make stuff for children when they launched Miley Cyrus to the children and then things started getting worse and then it hit rock bottom when they launched another girl into the society. The girl being "Justin Bieber" . They made this girl to entertain children all around but her first song was about her chasing a girl all around a bar singing "Baby baby baby oooooohhhhhhhhhhh" , I MEAN WTH?? Except for the word "Baby" there is nothing for children to see or "hear" in that song. Things just went downwards from there.


6. INDIAN CRICKET TEAM

Cricket is supposed to be a sport for everyone and including children but then came in the "Indian Cricket Team" and made it a complete adult sports. The pictures are enough said.

7. MALL ROAD MUREE

One of the main reasons behind Mall Road Muree was simple, a place for complete family fun and if as a kid you would look at it as a place with toy stores and arcade gaming but look at it as an adult and it has turned into nothing but a "Poondi" (If you don't know the meaning of this then you still didn't read my Men: The Opressed Souls blog and you don't deserve to know it) spot for boys and girls alike. Pindi boys and girls stand wearing sun glasses in gangs and stay on a look out for good looking girls and boys who are out with family and make them uncomfortable. You really want to drag kids out there?

8. VEENA MALIK

Majority of the kids remember the above for being the host in the GEO show "Ham Sab Umeed Sey Hain" and then look at her as an adult and she has done some "TOP" class stuff after leaving that show. She has ruined the caste of "Malik" 's name. Absolute disgrace and shame and needs to be kept away from children.

9. F 9 PARK

What the F9 park was built for :)

All clean and good family fun :) Kids playing around as parents enjoy the greenery and have a good picnic :)

& Presenting To You, What The F9 Park Is Being Used For

Dun
Dun
Dun

I may be a Maaya Khan hater but really we do need one of her in the F9 park :P

10. LADY GAGA

If you think Miley Cyrus and Justin bieber were not enough for the children of the world to be destroyed and turn into a world of mayhem. Then came "Lady Gaga" , Eminem has seen some REAL stuff in his life and just look at his face in the above picture. You think this "THING" is even anything you would show your kid even kept behind a cage in a zoo?

Well That Is It From This Time

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Happy Valentine’s Day Pakistanis : Feat Bilal

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Today is the big day for which everyone was waiting for. All the red roses being sold all around the world, love cards being given to the ones you love, sending e-cards if your love lives far away, different and expensive gifts being bought for the ones you love, dates will be arranged all over the world in expensive restaurants, events will be organized regarding the big day in cafes, parks and restaurants, everything will be decorated in the color of love that is red, with hearts, roses, ribbons and glitter being the main ingredients. The day of love, the day of expressing your love to the guy/girl you have loved. You can finally ask him/her out. Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ITS VALENTINE’s DAY

I Can’t express my excitement in words so I will express my excitement in pictures I took of myself below. Here is to all of you celebrating this amazing day J

 I am trying to keep this as polite as possible but seriously you guys need to get a life. This blog I am writing today is ONLY and ONLY for Pakistanis. I don’t care what anybody else does but I need to deliver my message to the Pakistani youth. You people are celebrating Valentine’s Day? I won’t go into the long stupid history of who made this day and how it came into being because even to this day it is not sure that which of the myths related to this day are correct but it has been widely proclaimed as the day of love. Finally you can ask the guy/girl you have liked out, isn't a dream come true? A day just to do exactly what you wanted. 

NO THIS IS JUST PLAIN STUPID , I was just watching a show on television in which a girl was walking around with a mic in her hand asking girls and boys how they celebrate valentine's day and they all told how they take their girls and boys on dates and how they buy them gifts and they buy them whatever "THEY WANT" and if someone was sensible enough to say that Valentine's day is not a part of our culture and I don't celebrate then she used to get rude and tell them that they are stupid. I MEAN WHAT THE HELL?? 

You are trying to celebrate an event made by English people (not just U.K & America) and are trying to learn how to love from them, from whom?? Those who have places for dogs in their home but who and leave their parents inside an old person home? You are trying to learn how to love from people who don't even know the meaning of it. 

If you really want to learn how to love and celebrate love then celebrate Eid Milaad-Un-Nabi like the way you people celebrate Valentine's day to show your love for your Holy Prophet (P.B.U.H) , celebrate Mother's day , Father's day with as much enthusiasm as you celebrate Valentine's day. The youth now have thousands to spend on the people they met days, months or years (in special cases) ago A.K.A loved ones on valentines day buying gifts and going on dates but they don't have bloody "30" Rupees even to buy the people WHO RAISED THEM UP AND MADE THEM WHAT THEY ARE a simple card on mother's of father's day. If this is the kind of love you are learning from this day then please stop it. I live in a hostel room that is right in front of "Cafe Rock Bistro" and I can hear the "LOVE" in my room as well spreading throughout. CHEAP, DISGRACEFUL, EMBARRASSING. 

This is not a long rant because really nobody would give a damn to my blog. I could've named this blog to something against Valentine's day but I decided to name it as such because I at least wanted that those who are celebrating it can get the message by my pictures above. In the end I am just putting a picture of me and my friend who have seen that we are Forever Alone and we despise these stupid activities.

Me & Bilal

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Men: The Oppressed Souls

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I am back with yet another one of my shenanigans. In today’s world I have seen time and time again that males have been called the “bad” part for their behavior with the female species. I have seen that they have been blamed with titles such as “Sexists” and “Male Shovenist Pigs”. They have been called inhumane for the stuff they have done with the females and how they oppress the women of the society and get a better and higher place in the society. While us males have been taught to always say “Ladies first” the Ladies have taken it for granted and started a conspiracy against us. Today I am right here to protest against all those baseless ideas created by the female species of the world who are trying to turn this world against us. My blog this time will be about how the men are actually the ones being targeted by the other gender and the “third” gender too (more on that later). The picture below shows exactly my point

P.S: I AM NOT SUPPORTING THOSE MALES WHO VIOLENTLY BEAT FEMALES AND DO BAD STUFF, BECAUSE LET’S FACE IT THEY ARE JUST A MINORITY. I AM HERE FOR THE GREATER GOOD, THE MAJORITY

1.       SPEECH

First let’s start with the basics as a girl is allowed to speak in any way she wants. She can choose any pattern and style of speech and that is fine but a boy? OH NO NO NO. He has to be polite, well-mannered and gracious during his conversation. A simple example can be the word “CRAP” A girl can go ahead and say “CRAP” out loudly and all the word means is what? She is just trying to say “OH SHIT” in a “cooler” way but a boy gets frustrated and says the same and what happens? Girls all around cover their mouths and gasp “aaahh, did u hear what he just said? OOO EMMM GEEE”

Yes boys do abuse but the females have the boys soooo sure that we are the snoop dog of abusers. The females have us soooo scared of saying anything out of the absolute simplest vocabulary. Even if a guy just wants to say “What the Hell” and he just reaches “What the” and that’s it. People lose their minds, girls start throwing fits and the guy just stands there looking at himself and thinking what he did. Break out of this conspiracy the girls are just trying to take away our vocabulary while they are using the words more than us.

2.       TEACHERS

Not all teachers but there are some and I know some personally as well who would rather give a grade to a girl instead of giving it to one who deserves it. When a girl asks a question then she doesn’t understand and she has the right to ask again and again but if the boy asks a question then he might be asked to ask that question later and if he is lucky enough because the teacher is in a good mood and has his answer questioned then if he doesn’t understand then he is just simply an idiot for not getting it the first time. “Sexist” us?? THINK AGAIN

3.       SHOPPING

A woman goes shopping to buy JUST a nail polish remover and her bill

Nail polish                                           60

Perfume                                              1000

Shampoo                                            250

Etc Stuff                                              500

____________________________

Total                                                  1810

A man goes shopping to buy a 500 Rs perfume but likes another and instead his bill comes out to be

Perfume                                              800

_____________________________

Total                                                   800

There you go my friends and that bill is simply not equal to a good perfume instead it is equal to a 1 hour long lecture by your wife/mother/sister or any other female friend on just how stupidly you spent all the money. She went to buy just a nail polish remover and bought everything else which goes into nothing except that she is buying stuff that will come into use. If you closely watch that bill again THERE IS NO NAIL POLISH REMOVER but a guy spends 300 Rs more than what he was supposed to and he is a stupid spender. SHEESH. We all know women and their shopping

4.       POONDI (GAZING)

Alright a boy looks at a girl and for this the boy is considered to be a jerk as he is looking at girl even for that matter that boy might be looking at that girl because she is about to fall down and was going to warn her or just as a “sister” BUT girls can look at boys all they want and nothing. They can look at boys, point at them, laughs at them, go up to them while they are out with friends in F7 and say “HI BILA….” Ohhh ermmmm I mean like that, you get the “general” idea :P and they can be as innocent as a fallen angel from 7^th heaven but a guy looks at them is called a jerk, points at them is called something I can’t say in this blog because of point 1 above, laughs at them and he is called a stupid male pig and if he goes up to them when they are with friends OR even bump them around the area a couple of time that guy is called following and after that girl. REALLY??

Boys have been labeled as “Poonds” (Starting at other gender) in Pakistan because they look at girls (yes of course they do, some good and some bad) BUT WHY OH WHY are the girls not labeled if they are watching a guy? It is simple because they are the professionals and they ace in this art of Poondi and so clearly they are never caught but don’t hide from me girls. I have seen a lot looking from the corner of that eye. If a guy thinks Emma Watson is good looking then he is a “THARKI” (Learn Pakistani terms by now :P) but when girls do that? If I had a nickel for every time I heard “OH MY GOD ASHEERRRRRRR (the Hamsafar guy)” or “GABRIEL MACHT IS SOOOOOO HOTTTT” I would be wealthy enough to buy my own revolver and shoot some people (Edward Cullen not included because he is not a guy). Ladies this part also comes in watching guys.

5.       SHOVING FEMALES INTO OUR GENDER

I have a single question. Why do girls call some females as males and then start loving them over the extent. That just shows how much females just love themselves and not males actually. Everybody confused which females?? Let me list down

a)      Justin Bieber

b)      Edward Cullen a.k.a Robert Pattinson

c)       Sahir Lodhi

d)      Shaista Wahidi

e)      Maaya Khan

f)       Lady Gaga

No Females, NO NO NO. The above listed and many other people that you have sent into the male gender and started loving them are NOT males. TAKE THEM BACK

6.       WATCHING T.V

This category might come in the older woman but as time is proceeding the females are maturing early on trying to warn up their new ones early about the conspiracy they are running on the men. Most wives have problems with their husbands coming late from work and ask them daily to come early and if they come early and they want to watch some T.V to relax then the husbands hear the all famous dialogue “ALL DAY I WAIT FOR THIS ONE TV SHOW & U COME AT THAT TIME & RUIN IT” Does this fair any resemblance my elder married readers? And if this isn’t enough then if a guy wants to watch a LIVE match, let me repeat it LIVE match then the girls asks us that we can either watch it later on in highlights or see the result on internet. IT IS A LIVE MATCH FOR GOD’s SAKE and if we ask the same from girls to watch their drama on a re run then may LORD be with you.

7.       WELL-MANNERED MALE A MYTH? WELL-MANNERED FEMALE THE WORLD TRUTH?

I think the title says enough what I want to say. Although certain examples can be

MALE                                                                         FEMALE

Driving Bad à STUPID                                                 Driving Bad à COOL

Eating Rice with Hands à PIG                                       Eating Rice with Hands à Old-Fashioned

Snorts in Public à WRONG                                          Snorts in Public à Hygienic

Laughs loudly à WRONG                                             Laughs loudly à Very happy

Stays quiet a lot à RUDE                                              Stays quiet a lot à Humble

I think enough said :P

These are just some of the points that me and my other male friends INSTANTLY thought of and this just not ends here. This is how females are planning a conspiracy against the males. IT’S THE TIME TO RISE, REVOLT AGAINST ALL FEMALES

There might be a reply to this from the female side as well as one of my female friends wants to defend her side. Let’s see

All Males Who Are with Me & All the Females Who Hate Me Now

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Mysteries Revealed 3

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After More than 2 and half months of no blogging I am backkkkkkkkkkkk

Its been some hell of a two months that have passed by behind me being some of the most tensed and troubling two months in my life but well lets save the sob story and lets get back to the point at hand

After Mysteries Revealed Part 1 http://sohaibx.blogspot.com/2011/09/mysteries-revealed.html

Then Came Mysteries Revealed Part 2 http://sohaibx.blogspot.com/2011/11/mysteries-revealed-2.html

Now With People Doing More Stupid Stuff Nd Demanding Me To Write Another Here Comes

Mysteries Revealed Part 3

1. Pindi Boys & Hoods?

I will never ever understand the affection between a Pindi boy and a hood. Absolutely no connection but they love it. If you don't know what a Pindi boy is then read Mysteries Revealed part 1. Pindi boys would love hooded people's wall papers, a Pindi boy would love to have a sticker of a hooded person on the back of their modified mehran (Wish could get a picture of that sticker), a Pindi boy would love anything with a hood. I asked one pindi boy the reason and he told me that its because "Hoods are worn when people street dance and do his hop dancing" Ermmmmmmmm so? What has Pindi got to do with street and hip hop dancing? I think this is a mystery that will remain to be one


2. Why Do People Poke On Facebook?

Okay first people poke and then they expect a reply. That is annoying I mean seriously think of this in real life that you go and poke a person and then ask them "why didn't you poke me back?" . Retarded? Exactlyyy

3. Why People Tweet/Facebook About Everything They Do?

I think the above two pictures explain perfectly enough. I mean they are in a concert and they are using their cell phones and tweeting and facebooking about it. They are in a movie and they are doing the same I mean why spend all that money to go do something what you can do at home as well. Get a grip on yourselves people

4. Why Are Their Some Stupid Stuff Written In Product Descriptions & Manuals?

Some products just do this as you can clearly see in the above two pictures. Rest let me explain by more examples and then just ask WHY?? :P

"Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer.
"Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer.
"Do not use while sleeping or unconscious." -- On a hand-held massaging device.
"May irritate eyes." -- On a can of self-defense pepper spray
"Caution: Shoots rubber bands." -- On a product called "Rubber Band Shooter."
"Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less." -- On a birthday card for a 1 year old.
"Do not use for drying pets." -- In the manual for a microwave oven.
"Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you." -- On a motorcycle helmet-mounted rear-view mirror.
"Not for human consumption." -- On a package of dice
"Ingredients: Artificially bleached flour, sugar, vegetable fat, yeast, salt, gluten, soya flour, emulsifier 472 (E) & 481, flour treatment agents, enzymes, water. May contain: fruit." -- The ingredients list on a package of fruit buns.
"Remove the plastic wrapper." -- The first instruction on a bag of microwave popcorn; to see the instructions, one first has to remove the plastic wrapper and unfold the pouch.
"In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors." -- In a car manual.

5. Why People Give Themselves Stupid Additional Names On Facebook?

Alright now I never can and will understand why girls and boys add stupid names in their original names or even put stupid words instead of their own names on Facebook, on twitter its okay because twitter ids are basically your nicks but on Facebook its NOT. Is your name that of a disgrace to you? I am giving you real examples of some people and ironically they were added to my blog's group just one hour before this blog by a girl named Branded Pwncezz Ayesha :P . Sorry guys but this is stupid :P

This one is CLASS :P

6. Why Do Men/Boys Watch Hamsafar?

It was the night of September 2011 when this drama came on air for the first time and since that night it has become a huge hit day by day. I have even heard of stories where women left their babies crying and even denied husbands a dinner until Hamsafar had ended. This phenomenon grew and grew but then it grew towards the wrong side. Boys and men started watching this drama. Yes people the males started watching this drama. While most boys just started watching because of Maira & Naveen but then they start getting attached to this drama and then they got all emotional with it. I mean one day a guy in my university came to me and said

Guy: Yaar Khirad (Maira's character) bandi achi thi magar usko bhi dimaah istemaal karna chahiye tha. (Khirad is a good girl but she should've used her brain)
Me: DUDE WTH??

Guys please this is NOT OKAY, this is strictly a female show, you CAN NOT watch this and get emotional with this drama.

7. LOLX, LULZ, LOLS, LOLZZZZZZ, LOLLLLLLL, LOLOLOLOLOL Instead of LOL??

Alright we all know what LOL means which is Laughing Out Loud but let me just ask what is all the rest. These are the deviated versions of LOL in which the extra words stand for absolutely nothing, other than the fact that it shows the typer's inability to spell or speak English :P. The typer often thinks it makes them look cool by adding the unnecessary words, more to the contrary it makes them look like a total retard :P

Thought of writing 3 serious mysteries too but let me leave you people at that

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Mysteries Revealed 2

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M Backkkkkkkkkk ........... Yes some people don't like me saying "M BACK" in my every blog but I deserve to write in this one because I am writing after a WHOLE 4 WEEKS so I am writing this.

Well had exams....... DON'T ASK

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Was out of topics to write on and never had a second part to a blog before so I thought.

So After Mysteries Revealed Part 1 : http://sohaibx.blogspot.com/2011/09/mysteries-revealed.html

I Give to you 10 more mysteries in Mysteries Revealed Part 2:

1. Justin beiber? A Really Bad Singing Girl Or A Good Looking Midget?

Now this mystery has been circling in my mind from the first time my ears had to go through the torture that was "BABY BABY BABY OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Why is a girl trying to hit on another girl? Oh wait no its just a good looking midget trying to set his life, no wait its a girl, no a midget...... AAAHHHHH MY EARSSSSSSSSSSS *jumps and unplugs the television*. I could've just switched the channel with the remote I had in my hand but this is what Justin's music does to you. So am giving a picture? Who can tell me? Bad singing girl or Good looking Midget?

2. Is Twilight's Edward Cullen A Vampire?

I had never read the books and had only heard about a "Vampire" named Edward Cullen and it was all good. I was also writing a Vampire novel in those times and thought of him as competition so started working hard on my novel and then came the movie. I never wanted to read the book so I "Downloaded" the movie and watched it. By the end of that movie I was sure that what Stephanie Mayer meant by the scene when Edward tells Bella that he is a vampire was this

Bella: You are impossibly fast and strong, your skin is pale and ice cold, your eyes change color and sometimes you speak like you are from a different time, how old are you
Edward: 17
Bella: How long have you been 17?
Edward: A while
Bella: I know what you are
Edward: Then say it out loud
Bella: You are a vampire
Edward: Are you afraid?
Bella: *Turns around* NO

Now read this complete conversation and just replace the word "A Vampire" with "High on cocaine". See now it completely makes sense doesn't it? So NO PEOPLE Edward Cullen is NOT A VAMPIRE
Vampire's DO NOT SPARKLE & JIGGLE, he is more of a Pokemon than a vampire, remember Jigglypuff??

3. wHy d0 PpL Wr1t3 L1k3 d1s?

It took me five minutes to write the above line, MAN it was annoying. I still to this date can't understand how and why people write like this? I mean an "e" is an "e" not 3 , "i" is "i" not 1, "o" is "o" not 0 and the continuous alternations between small and capital letters. Sheesh if you would give this much hard work in your studies then you can achieve greater wonders.

4. Why Do Men Wear Pink?

Always has been a mystery and always will be, WHY? WHY? WHY? When did Blue, Green, Maroon, Black, Grey, Brown and all other dark colors not be enough for you people? Why did you have to chose pink, purple, shocking pink, golden and other sparkling colors? For all those Robert Pattinson, Justin Beiber and Cristiano Ronaldo inspired men a.k.a women. Become a man. NOT A WOOOO-MAN

5. How Is An Indian Film Hero A Professional Fighter, Poet, Singer, Dancer All At The Same Time?

Scene 1:
The hero composes and writes a complete song and sings it amazingly (if not sung by Hamesha Reshamiya) with great dance to impress heroin

Scene 209:
He composes and writes a duet song with the heroin and then sings it greatly (if not sung by Hamesha Reshamiya) and dances with her as well

Scene 35789:
Villain comes in and does something and hero goes out to beat him and his thugs and in doing so he becomes an invincible super hero and does all this

I mean which men in the world are capable of doing all this together? I have never understood Indian movies ever and I can't as well. Whenever there is a song in an Indian movie then where is the music coming from? Why do they never show the band playing it? If the hero and heroin are singing a song at a very beautiful valley then did they decide to do it there? How did they completed the setup of background music? and if their is a song in a party then how does everyone in that party know the complete dance steps of that song and dance behind the hero and heroin while that song has never been sung or heard before?? AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH TOOOOOO MUCH CONFUSION


6. Why Don't Women Rule The World?

If they did then the world would be something like this

NUFF SAID


7. Why Do People Update Facebook Status On Their Every Move? 

" _____________ is going lunching"
" _____________ just got back from university, going to sleep a while then come back"
" _____________ just got back from the bathroom"
" _____________ phew ate, i was hungry now eating fruits"

Tired of these status updates?? Man I don't know why some people feel the need to tell everything on their facebook, from their eating, to sleeping, to eating again to trashing away what they ate. It gets HELL LOTTA annoying and then all you need to do is click in the upper right corner of that status and click Hide All by _____________ :P :P



8. Why Do People Like The Movie "Dabanng"?

The final thanks to the Niazi bus service and I HATE THEM FOR THIS. I had to see this movie twice and once this movie ended the conductor would play its video songs over and over and over again. AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Terrible movie, terrible acting, terrible action, terrible dialogues, terrible songs, terrible story and terrible just pure torture. I still don't know how this movie got such a great response and won sooooo many awards beating "3 Idiots" this just shows the amount of illiteracy in Pakistan and Indian people. A literate person will never watch this movie and if you liked this movie and call yourself literate. My friend its about time you reconsider

Enough for funny mysteries , time for 2 serious topics

9. Why People Buy Mickey Mouse/ Ghauri Missile & Pictures Printed Pakistani Flags?

THIS IS THE FLAG OF PAKISTAN

NOT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!

I have seen people "molest" yes I am using the word "molest" the Pakistani flag that is the crescent and the star in the green and white with pictures of the "Ghauri Missiile" , "Quaid-e-Azam" , "Allama Iqbal" and the WORST "MICKEY MOUSE" I mean what the hell does Mickey mouse has to do with Pakistan? Did Walt  Disney created Pakistan? For GOD's sakes people, drawing anything over a flag of a nation is complete INSULT of that flag and is completely against the respect of that flag. I request all people to NEVER buy these kinds of flags as they never show love for Pakistan

10. Why Do People Celebrate On 9th & 10th Of Muharram? 

I always wanted to talk on this topic and today I will. I may be from Fiqah-e-Jaffriya but that doesn't mean that only Fiqah-e-Jaffriya people mourn the martyrdom of Hazrat Imam Hussain (A.S), his family and followers who laid their lives and everything they had to save Islam. No all other Fiqahs also mourn this sad occasion but I have seen people around Pakistan who use these 2 days (9th and 10th Muharram) as they are as holidays to enjoy and party. People take their families to Muree to enjoy, people flying kites everywhere, gardens filled with people playing and joking. Really?? I really don't understand why Muslims of all the religions in the world do it? Even non muslims respect Hazrat Imam Hussain (A.S) but our own Muslims behaving as such for the family of Holy Prophet (S.A.W) ??

SHAMEFUL SHAMEFUL


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