Creeps: The Stereotypes

Hello Everyone

Its time, I am back! Its been ages since I wrote a humor blog, the last one being wayyy back in January. Mechanical engineering degree was in its final moments and now its complete :) THANK GOD! I am officially an Engineer now :)

First things first! I finally hit the 1 LAKH ALL TIME VIEWS POINT! So I decided to make a facebook page for my blog cause even my fridge has one! So go and hit like here " http://www.facebook.com/SyedsXtremeShenanigans "

Now let's get to the topic. Girls from all over the world have been a target for perverts on social networking websites. While some "abnormal" girls actually enjoy this crap, I contacted the "normal" ones and asked them to share their experiences with me regarding perverts sending them messages over social networking websites. The results ..................... Well the top 10 I found are below!

Note: I am erasing the name of the girls but not erasing the name of the guys!

1. The Fraandship Me

 These are the basic types, asking girls all the time for Fraandhips and accepting their request. Even to the extent that they even keep asking girls to add them on Twitter. *Face palms*


2. The Despo Routine

Hasnat Ali here is showing a perfect example of desperation. He shows that he is in desperate need of a friend like all the boys in the world just died yesterday and only this girl can fulfill the void that is his life now without a friend and within this he also puts words like "Hook up" and "night stand" , lets all stand up for this genius.

3. The Suggestion Maker

Now he is the guy who is trying to suggest his way into a girl's friend circle and one thing we all know is that girls HATE suggestions. Plus this guy is totally opposing what he is saying while saying that jeans suits her in the first comments and later asking her not to wear jeans. We have a short term memory loss genius at our hands.

4. The Nice Guy

How to get a girl to become your friend? SIMPLE! Show her that you are a nice guy and my friend over here is trying this, introducing his name like his profile doesn't show it already and assuring that he is a nice guys over and over again. Seriously? If it worked then tell me too.

5. Straight To The Point

Here our friend is going straight to the point and is sooooo honest, even telling her right away that he likes her sooo much but well not honest enough to show even his own name or profile? He names his profile LIFE? Where we all tell him that he should get one instead.

6. The Lover

Now this guy hot soooo heart broken that he actually had to delete his facebook account after the rejection from this girl! These people show that they have totally fallen for the girl and can't be more helplessly in love and if you ask them what love is. They will surely answer "Jo Amir Khan ko Kareena Sey Huwa Tha In 3 Idiots" SHEESH!

7. tH3 g3n1u$ p1nD1

It took me hardly 5 minutes to write the complete blog but it took me a whole minute to write just the title of this one. The Pindi boyses know their shit when its comes to writing like the guy has written above. Its just v3Ry $sPh1sTiC@t3D !!!

8. The Nelson Mandelas

After what he has said, do I need to say more??

9. The Sympathy Votes

His friend is sick and all he is doing is going around messaging girls on facebook while he talks about his friend in only 30% of the message and in 70% he is actually talking to the girl


10. The Emotional Blackmailer

These people try and emotionally blackmail the girls into sending just one message. Clever girls don't fall for it and they end up deleting their accounts from Facebook. 

After all these I am soooo glad that I am a guy and don't have to deal with this crap every single day. My heart goes out to all the girls out there who have to deal with this crap day in and day out. Ending this blog with some honorable mentions of messages that I also want to show to my readers :)

The Shair! (Poet)

The Vulgar! (but a genius reply)

Seriously?

He shows that he hates her but still he couldn't restrain from messaging her!

Trying to be Sarcastic! (Fail)

Thats it for this time!

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The Four Years

Heyy!!

Today when I left my university I looked back and four years just flashed before my eyes. Four years? YES! Four years have gone by and its time for me to bid this university farewell.

Four years of things BEYOND fun with my friends
Four years of running around completing projects on the final hour
Four years of avoiding making any girlfriends (Having hundreds of offers of course :P )
Four years of learning
Four years of AIR UNIVERSITY

These four years cannot be explained in words so I want to dedicate this blog to people who have been a major part of four years in Air University

1. Bilal, Taimur & Omar

Seriously I don't think we have anything to say now between us. At least not at my end, I have had a great time with you guys. Football, Bowling, Table Tennis, Gaming, Those Pointless Trips, Savor, Naan Pakoray. From the times to beating each other in fun to the times of sitting around remembering and cherishing old times. I have had the time of my lives with you three and I don't think this university would have been the same for me if I hadn't made three friends like you. The rest we will talk on text and facebook, leaving this blog for mentioning others. Haha

The video for you :)

Gems of My Life :') from Syed Sohaib on Vimeo.

2. BEME Fall 09 Section A

Four years I have been the class representative of this class! Many left us during this time (Zahra, Muzahir, Zubair, Atif) due to many reasons while many new joined (Section C) but this class always remained united and fun and made my four years amazing as well.

Some very important shout outs and one of the most important will go to Chaudhary Muhammad Hamza! He has been a very good friend and one of the most hilarious people I know in this world. I will sorely miss your jokes Chaudhary sahib and remember that Imran Khan >>> Nawaz Sharif.

Wasi haider a.k.a Shah jee, is almost like a big brother although he is younger than me in age but he has just that big and huge feeling about his attitude. A nerd he used to be but now he has turned into a much better form of a person. A more socially accepted version of himself. Stay this way shah jee.

Junaid Irfan Abbasi and Syed Inam, the most unstable duo I have even seen in my entire life. These two claim they are best friends but don't even add each other on facebook but still they are with each other all the damn time. Abbasi on one hand is a drunk version of a maulvi while Inam on the other hand is a multani version of Yokozuna.

Family 420 deserves a mention none the less. The four non stop fun having people I have ever seen and they enjoy throughout the semester and in the end get the highest damn marks. Ultimate all time funny Yazdani, The brains Daarhi, The computer genius yet unlucky due to certain reasons (ahem) Ebrahem and Chikna Thr... Oh I mean Ahsum :D

Hassan Ejaz also another member that has been the quietest yet one of the most awesome persons in this class. His choice in movies and stuff is always class and I can definitely have a blind trust on his choice. Hassan bhai is awe-quiet-a-bit :D

Ahsan Afzaal & Bilal khan I put your parts in the football area, once is enough don't you think? :P
Khurram, Zain, Sherry, Uzair, Maleeha, Atif, Usama Mukhtar and I just can't mention them all. All of you are great and remain the way you are.

3. Bus Number 3

My journey in this bus has been on and off but great is just a small word to define this bus. I have had some amazing times in this bus. Found some of the most amazing people and made fun of every single one of them. Chacha Hakim :), Usman (Rapper) , Usman (Ninja) , Rida (Jalebi Bai), Shahbaz Bhai (Shabbo) , Imran Bhai, Yumna Baji, Anum (Hanger) , Fatima, Subayyal (Noon) , Mansoor (Aloo Chaat) , Saadia (Made in china) , Falak (Fruit Ninja), Maria (Angry bird), Talal (Tom Cruise), Humna (Bhool Bhulaiyaan), Shehroze (Willy Wonka) & Daniya (Silent Movie). Thanks to all and remember all those jokes I made on everyone was just for fun and don't take them to heart and forgive me if I ever hurt anyone's feeling. Thanks for making even going home from university and going to university an amazing time!

4. My Football Team

All I needed to say about this amazing team, I said it in a separate blog. Read it here http://sohaibx.blogspot.com/2013/04/mechanical-football-team.html


THANK YOU!! THANK YOU FOR MAKING THESE FOUR YEARS WONDERFUL!

Ending Words For Air University! I just have to say is that I love this university, the time I have spent here has been beyond amazing and unforgettable. DARE Say anything against this university. THE BEST UNIVERSITY IN THE WORLD!

Till Next Time!

Mechanical Football Team :')

In My Career Of Football At Air University I Have Played With Two Teams
1. Mechanical Department (Department Team)
2. Glorious Bastards (Our Created But Still Mechanical Team)

The Title That I Have Been With These Teams

1. Champions Sports Week Air University 2011
2. Runners Up Football Mundial 2011
3. Champions Sports Week Air University 2012
4. Runners Up Football Mundial 2012
5. Making Into Top 8 Teams From 40 In NUST Olympiad

These Teams Have Given Me A LOT During These Four Years! These Football Teams! My Mechanical People! I Cannot Begin To Thank This Team & Say How Much I Will Miss Each & Everyone Of Them!!! So Here Is A Little Note For Everyone

Waqas Bhai 

From Your Call On My Phone In 2nd Sports Week Saying That You Wanted To Play For Our Team, To This Day When You Played With Us At NUST Olympiad, You Have Been Nothing But An Inspiration For Us, Like A Big Brother. The Shooting Sheer Power, The Speed Like Anything, Those Headers, Those Shouts, Those Later On Funny Times. A Leader & A Legend :) THANK YOU!

Bilal, Taimur & Omar

Tum Teen Tau Khair!! The Day We Started Football In The First Week Of This University Defeating BBA-2 To It Now Being In The Top 8 Teams From 40 In NUST Olympiad, We Have Achieved So Much & Been Through Soooo Much! Love You Guys To The Limit! This Is JUST For Football, Baaqi Baatain Baad Main. :')

Daniyal & Hassan

Jab Tum Dono Jaisay Chiknay Aik Team Main Ho Tau Waah Waah Ho Jaati Hai Sahih Main But I Have To Say That You Two Are The Most Talented Strikers Upfront. From The Start I Managed You Nd We Went To The Semi Finals Of Mundial & Lost On Sudden Death Penalties To It Now At NUST Olympiad, Missed You Daniyal On NUST Olympiad & Hope You Recover From Your Injury Soon But Hassan! AMAZING!!!! Thank You Both

Umer Naeem, Ahsan Afzaal & Bilal Khan

You Both Are A Part Of The Glorious Bastards Legacy :D Umer Key Saath Itna Nahin Khela But I Know This Much Key Iss Key Jaisa Dahoosh Defender Main Nay Nahin Dekha, His Kicks? Pure Power & Best Of All He Is Awesome. Ahsan On The Other Hand Not That Much At Power But With A Great Vision & Great Footballing Sense. Bilal On The Third Hand Is A Ramos Copy Who Wants To Be Ozil :P But A Great Defender None The Less, Solid At The Back & Ability To Play Great Balls (If You Know What I Mean). Will Always Remember Playing With You Guys! THANK YOU!

Minhaj & Shaheer

When I Think Of "SOLID" Defenders The First Two Names In My Mind Are Always Puyol & Pique :P Hahahahaha But Of Course In Reality World They Would Be Minhaj & Shaheer :) . Technically Brilliant, Mentally Calm & Rock Solid. Shaheer Thinks Ahead Of The Game While Minhaj Ki Shoots! I Have Felt His Shoot First Hand & Still Have Crepe Bandage On My Hand As I Type This :P THANK YOU!

Aqib & Fazeel

These Two Are Brilliant Strikers Of The Ball, Aqib On One Hand Is Our Spoiled Boy, Coming Late To Training, Coming Just On Time On Matches But This Person Is A Talent That Few Can Come Upto. His Cutting & Accurate Finishing Is Brilliant. One Sports Week & NUST Olympiad But A Great Time.
Fazeel On The Other Hand Is Sheer Power, His Shoots Are NOT To Be Reckoned With His Height Giving Him Another Advantage. THANK YOU :)

Omar Ahmed

The Kid That Surprised Everyone, What A Player He Is, Amazing With The Ball, Quick, Sharp & Brilliant Finisher. Not Played With You That Much But Still You Will Remain In The Memory, For Your Personality & The Moments :') THANK YOU!

Umair Hussain Farooqi

Last But Never The Least. To This Day I Know That I Don't Have A Better Football Pairing With Anyone As Much As This Guy. We Always Played Handicap Like (2 vs 3) & Won With Goal Differences Of Plus 5. He Was A Pure Talent With The Ability To Score From Everywhere & Dribble Through Everyone. Miss You Bro, I Know You Are Pissed At Me For GOD Knows What Reason But I Wish You A Happy Life & Success In Future :) THANK YOU :)

If I Forgot Anyone Then Please Forgive Me :)
THANKS ONCE AGAIN! EVERYONE :') FOR ALL THE MEMORIES! I WILL NEVER FORGET THIS TEAM!!

At The End Some Memories :')

With The Runners Up Trophy of AU Mundial :)

Gold Medalists Third Sports Week

Our Ritual of Praying In A Group Huddle  Before Every Match

The Last Minute Waqas Bhai Orders 

Glorious Bastards At Our Finest

Our Secret Training Sessions In F-9 Park

Winning Moment First Sports Week

Celebrations

Trophy :') Champions

The Best!

With The New Addition Omar Ahmed The Team That Is Amazing

:')

I Have No More Words

The RoomMate From Hell!

Guten Tag!

The blog has finally arrived

The day has finally arrived

My old room mate (Yes to all those who don't know, I am a hostellite) moved out in the start of January. I spent almost eight and half months with that guy. All the people on my facebook and twitter ( @SohaibX512 ) know how much I used to whine about him. 

Today I take this oppurtunity to describe to you "him"

1. Introduction

Name: Noor Ullah

Age: Above 30

Status: Married With Three Children

Employer: In Some Pak-Iran Gas Company

While the rest information you can take in from the snapshot I once took of his facebook ID when he used my laptop for sometime!

So that gives QUIET a start about his "state" to you people but let me continue. 

P.S: He lives in Lahore but now in Islamabad and is from Karachi!

P.P.S: YES! He is married :P

2. Snoring

This guy was a LOUD snoring machine. I am posting a video which will say it all

P.S: The sounds in the background are of the fan and the cooler and you can still hear him. Imagine sleeping with him in a quiet night of winters with no fans or cooler to bar that sound!


3. Alarm Tone!

What is the MOST disturbing Alarm tone you have heard in your life? Now multiply that with ten, square it, subtract 50 and multiply it by 25 after integrating it with initial condition of x = 25. I searched and I searched days and nights and I bring to you. The ringtone of the Satan himself

Again! Imagine a silent room in the winters in the morning you just slept two hours ago after working at the project all night and are all cozy in your blanket when all of a sudden! *hit the play button*

4. Privacy Issues

Well for all he was, he was a bit too open! Well to be really honest? WAYYYYYY TOO OPEN! He used to talk to his wife all the time in front of me and having a loud voice naturally those conversations would even break the barriers I would try to put on his privacy by wearing ear phones. 

I have a soft spot for Bhabhi (His wife) because the way he fought with his wife all the freaking time. Every time scolding her for the stuff that she didn't even do, trying to make her jealous by telling her stories of girls from office who were flirting on him, always blaming her family and there were hundreds of times I wondered how she bears with this guy. Then again he just didn't fight with his wife, he fought with his mom, his dad and even with the television sometimes.

5. His Pros

Well anyone can't be ALL bad. He had two very good habbits where one was that he was clean all the time and kept the place nice and the second was that he loved food and brought stuff to eat and shared it with me all the time. Remembering the one time when at 2 am he felt hungry and ordered a Pizza for both of us :'D

In the end I would wish him well for his future life

If you are reading this Noor Bhai I am a humor blogger man :P Cut me some slack! You were some great material :P

You sir were a pain but one that I will surely remember for a lifetime.

My first ever room mate!

Ending with a picture of him ...... well let the picture do the talking (censoring for obvious reasons) :P

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Stalking 101

Heyy Alll

Stalking is an art that has been misunderstood by people around the world. It is basically research on people (girls and boys) that has been misinterpreted as spying and now even as a crime. 

As thefreedictionary.com defines stalking as "To pursue by tracking stealthily".

Stealth is considered to be one of the most amazing traits one can have in one's arsenal and if stalking is the prime part of stealth then how can stalking be wrong. Some perverts around the world have just used this art wrong and have given it a bad name. Just like weapons which were used to ensure world peace are now being used as weapons of destruction. The same way stalking has been misunderstood!

Today on behalf of Bilal and I we would like to teach you the art that is stalking.

DISCLAIMER: This course is not for those perverts who will just use these things to search for girls on social networks and search for their pictures. Stalking is an art and it should be given its respect

1. Constant Vigilance All Times

The first and foremost point towards being a good stalker is simple! You have to be vigilant at all times. You can't wait around and let a target come to you. Sometimes you can miss the best of targets if you don't stay vigilant. This is not the same kind of research that you can always come back and find the same. This research changes and updates with time and we have to keep up to the speed of this.

2. Print Screen Is Your Friend

The button on your keyboard that is printed with the letters "PrntScr" is your friend. This maybe not as helpful as a formulae sheet in an exam but sometimes it can come out to be very handy as the evidence in a research.

3. Social Networking Stalking

Now these days the main stalking is happening on facebook and twitter cause basically all of the people are using either of these two networks. The more hidden people use facebook while the more open ones use twitter and those who are leading a double life use both regulalry (including me :P) 

a) Facebook Tickr

The search bar of Facebook is good but for that you have to be in the professional stalker zone to use the search bar efficiently. For this amateur course of stalking I will advise all to be "constantly vigilant" and have an eye on the Facebook tickr. This tickr can let you easily stalk your targets if they are in your friend list. Every activity they do is available on your tickr. They make like pages that will show a lot about them and you can use all this in your research about them. An example can be below where "ONE" of my friends liked a page and was caught :P (Name removed)

b) Tweetdeck

Again searching through Twitter bar takes a lot of practice and I would adivse the beginner stalkers to start with the application Tweetdeck which is available for PCs and Androids. This is the application that will help you find tweets, mentions and followers very easily and quickly as compared to browser Twitter. Got you research project on Twitter? This is the best start to find anything he/she does on twitter. You can even dedicate a coloumn to just their activities. (This part is STRICTLY not for perverts)

4. Google Search

Now sometimes (very rare) do you need to search outside Facebook and Twitter to research for your "Research project" and this is a very amazing tool for research in all fields but it can also be used for researching individuals but this is a very pro level tool and should only be used by professionals or under strict supervision of professional stalkers. Google can take you places but only if you know the right way to use it.

This is it for the first course. I would await all you new stalkers out there to try this and leave feedback and if you want to enroll for regular course then please contact either me or Bilal on twitter

Me --> @SohaibX512

Bilal --> @shbilalm

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Shia Genocide Pakistan: The Facts

I thought my first blog of 2013 would be a humor blog but this situation demands me to spread some information that has been succesfully hidden by media from the people! The brave people of Quetta who are sitting with the dead bodies of their loved ones since almost two days have opened the eyes of everyone regarding this incident. BUT! This incident is just the latest of thousands of incidents like this over the past year which nobody even knows about! Let me increase your information on this!

Ever wondered why #Shiagenocide is being tweeted so much all over twitter. Why protests against Shia killings have increased now a days. 

First the Islamabad dharna in 2012 for seven days in front of the parliament house (Which by the way I was a part of and was NEVER SHOWN in the media) 

Then more protests all over the world (London, america) --> NEVER SHOWN

Karachi sit in --> NOT GIVEN PROPER COVERAGE

Now the biggest of them with people sitting with the dead bodies of their loved ones asking for justice. With small ones all over Pakistan like in front of governor house in Lahore, press clubs in Islamabad and Faisalabad but is media showing all this?? NO! They just want to show the fake revolution being brough on by Tahir ul Qadri who even lies abt Islamic rules!

Now let me open your eyes!

In last year ALONE! There have been 1450+ Shias who have been killed through target killing, bomb blasts and mass killings in Hazara, Quetta, Karachi and probably all over Pakistan. You think this is a lie? Here is a list of all those who were killed and exactly how they were killed! 

http://criticalppp.com/archives/132675

I know all of you would just scroll up and down to the list given in the link above and not even bother to read what happened. These people were taken off from buses and their IDs were checked and on confirming they were Shias they were all shot, bomb blasts in religious processions of Shias and sometimes target killing where at any time any one was shot! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!!

Why doesn't Chief justice takes suo moto action of this? You wanna know why? BECAUSE Chief justice is a family member of one of the biggest terrorist groups involved in Shia genocide in Pakistan. You want to know whose relative is our very own chief justice? He is the relative of RANA SANAULLAH! Rana Sanaullah (PML-N) is a part of the terrorist party involved in Shia genocide. Taliban have also been a major factor in this Shia genocide but NO ONE! NOT SINGLE ONE TOOK NOTICE? No president? No Prime minister? No chief justice? No chief of the army staff? 

Was there not a single little girl whose life was as precious as that MALALA?

Was there not a single boy whose life was as precious as Shahzeb?

Was that slap against an ordinary woman on which chief justice took action himself more important than the brutal murder of 1450+ Shias?

Have you ever thought why media doesn't show all of this?

The media who can show the nude poses of katrina kaif shaking her naked body to vulgar songs and knows when and where Imran hashmi is going to make his next bloody film about kissing and making out with a girl but they don't know how many Shias are being killed in Pakistan? They don't know where the protests are happening against them? Why will not they show this??

If it wasn't for these brave men in Quetta right now this knowledge about Shia killings would still be undercover but I take my hats off to these brave people of Quetta from proving that nothing can stand in the way of truth. This is what our Holy Prophet (S.A.W) taught us and this is what Hazrat Imam Hussain (A.S) showed in Karbala!

ITS TIME TO RAISE YOUR VOICE

#Shiagenocide #Quetta #Slientmedia #Hazara #Protest

I leave you with a video of an example of how Shias were killed

The decision is upto you

There were sooo many videos uploaded around the internet but all videos have been taken off! This is our government who can take these videos off from the internet but cannot take the video that Insulted our HOLY PROPHET (P.B.U.H) off the internet??

THINK ABOUT IT!

Have We Forgotten?

Hello All

9^th & 10^th Muharram just passed and I thought to share some views I had of the situation

Before anyone tries to judge this blog let me tell you. I AM A SHIA! I AM A MUSLIM!

Please continue reading ONLY if you are Muslim or a Terrorist (Part dedicated for you as well)

For Fellow Muslims:

Our Sects differ? Okay!

Our methods of praying differ? Okay!

BUT

Do our Holy Prophet (S.A.W) Differ? NO! We all conclude to the fact that Rasool ALLAH (S.A.W) is the final messenger of ALLAH and there will be no Prophet after him (S.A.W). Our Prophet (S.A.W) was NOT a Shia, was NOT a Sunni. Just a MUSLIM! Agreed?

Then Holy Prophet (S.A.W) told us to keep hold of two things after his death!

• THE QURAN
• His Family (Ahl-e-Bait)

This hadith has been copied in Shia as well as Sunni books (I can provide references). 

SO! I have a question. When Muharram comes then why do people dedicate this to Shias? Was Hazrat Imam Hussain (A.S) some specific sect’s Prophet's grandchild? Did some sect’s prophet said about Hazrat Imam Hussain (A.S) that “Hussain is to me, like I am to Hussain” NO!! It was OUR Holy Prophet (S.A.W)

• Then do my readers know completely the details that happened in the incident of Karbala?
• We know who Selena Gomez is but we don’t know who Bibi Sakeena is
• We know that Saif Ali Khan & Kareena Kapoor got married but do we know what were the names of the wives of Hazrat Imam Hussain (A.S)?
• We know that Steve Jobs died and who was he but do we know the names of the 72 martyrs of Karbala and how they attained martyrdom?
• We know what happened in “Hamsafar” but do we all know what happened in “Sham-e-Ghareeban”?

Has our world led us apart from what our Prophet (S.A.W) said?

Sunnis have a belief that maatam (beating one self) and crying is wrong for this incident! Okay fine! I will say we are wrong BUT!

You say Maatam is wrong? Then don't do maatam! Read THE Quran on 9^th & 10^th Muharram

You say crying for a martyr is wrong? Then go and give food to the hungry and give water to the thirsty

What are you trying to prove by listening to songs and watching movies in these days?

Are you supporting Hazrat Imam Hussain or Yazid in this? 

When our Prophet (S.A.W) said “There will be after me twelve Amir (Prince/Ruler), all of them from Quraysh." Tirmidhi 

Do you know the names of those twelve? Do you know what happened to those twelve? Do you know the 12th is Hazrat Imam Mehdi who will come and fight against Dajaal?

Please think about it!

I know many will question me, many will fight me, many will stop reading my blogs after this but it is a risk am willing to take.

For Terrorists:

In this part I call on ALL of you! TALIBAN! AMERICA! ISRAEL! & all other small or big terrorist organizations in or outside Pakistan. If you were not sleeping then you can see that your plan failed. 4 bomb blasts in two days before 8^th Muharram in Pakistan, killings in Palestine, killings in Syria, killings in Bahrain and then you saw how that multiplied the people that came out to pay their tribute to Hazrat Imam Hussain on Aashura. I am an eye witness and I can surely say that in Pakistan at least this time there were double the number of people as compared to last time. 

TERRORISTS!!! Our Imam has taught us through this war that never to bow your head in front of oppressors. WE WILL NEVER STOP! THIS WILL ONLY INCREASE! We will always come out for the truth and all your bullets, bombs and weapons will count for NOTHING! STOP your worthless tries! PALESTINE WILL BE FREE!!! 

O PRESENT YAZIDS enjoy your time in power on the side of the dajaal. INSHA ALLAH Our leaders Hazrat Imam Mehdi (A.S) and Hazrat Eesa (A.S) will come soon and free all the oppressed Muslim states. That day your leader Dajaal will fall and our leaders will take control!

AMEEN!!!

Till Next Time

Please Think About It

Party Leaders: My View

Hello Everybody!!!

M Backkkk!!!

2 Months of no blogging and two half written blogs still in my dashboard I leave it all behind and go on towards this blog which I have been asked by many people to write on. It has no "objective" but just a point of view!

So let's start

1. Imran Khan (PTI)

I hope after this PTI fans don't start abusing me like they started abusing media personnel but I will say what I have to say! I myself was a major fan of Imran Khan when the so called "Tsunami" started and I supported him but he has parted ways with his own words. He said he would do a lot in turn he has either done nothing or the complete opposite. 

He wouldn't let corrupt leaders join his party?? --> He has many

He would let the youth have the power?? --> None what so ever

Party loyals will be taken care off?? --> All starting party members leaving

There has been a major downfall to Tsunami from what it started in Lahore to what it has become now which is just a joke. Imran Khan is now doing the same "conventional politics" that others have done. Showing us gold plated dreams and even taking our own dreams away from us. He has thugs in his parties such as "Garvaish" owner of the "Garvaish" hotels in Faisalabad who is a known thug in the area. Disrespectful people such as Inamullah Niazi and MANY MANY MORE corrupt politicians are a part of his "REVOLUTIONARY" team.

One thing PTI fans should engrave in their minds. PTI and Imran Khan are nothing but aiding PPP in winning the next elections as well because all PTI will end up doing is to steal votes of PML (N) and some areas of PPP while PPP will clearly have the majority with PML (N)'s votes divided. So until unless Imran Khan comes up with something brilliant (WHICH I TRULY HOPE HE DOES) there is no hope for PTI what so ever.

2. Zardari (PPP)

Now this is a leader! NONE of his party officials say anything bad about him, NONE in Pakistan has the guts to say anything about him on his face, NONE have it what it takes to fool him, NONE have it what it takes to take him out. He has made leaders (not from his party but from all) dance on his fingertips and those people even knowing couldn't stop him. Zardari is PURE EVIL! 5 years he did everything in front of everyone and nobody could do shit to him. Although he ruined my nation but a super villain of his stature is hard to find. His smaller thugs even of the likes of Rehman Malik are not under people's control what else can you ask about him.

3. Sharif Brothers ( PML (N) )

Here there is one brother who is actually doing something, maybe only in big cities but its showing none the less. The steps he has taken in Lahore, development in Faisalabad, Multan, Rawalpindi is commendable. The work he is doing for youth is amazing such as Laptop scheme, Internship scheme, Punjab youth festival and the world records are just some examples. He goes around and makes sure the work is done rightly by himself.

On the other hand though there is the other brother, the elder. Who has been totally unmatched and bamboozled by the genius of Zardari and the competition by Imran Khan that he has nothing left in his arsenal. He starts his speech to blaming Musharraf and he ends his speech on hanging Musharraf! WHY? Not because he loves Pakistan but it was Musharraf who ended his reign and made him runaway on a deal to Saudi Arabia. Zardari making a fool out of him repeatedly and Imran Khan's competition has made the new hair on his head to fall again. He made promises and forgot, HE DID NOTHING as an opposition and let Zardari rule for five years where people starved to death!

When people say he has no link to America I LAUGH!

Its such a simple equation!

Nawaz Sharif + Saudis = Best Friends

Saudis --> (Allies of U.S.A) = U.S.A

Replace in above equation

Nawaz Sharif + U.S.A = Best Friends

4. Altaf Hussain (MQM)

ALTTTTAAAAAAAAFFFFFFFF BHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIII

SAAALAAAMMM SAALLAAAMMMM SAALLAAAMMM SAALAAAMMM SALLAAAAAMMMMMMMM

Nuff said! I still want to live. I am too young to be killed and body bagged!

So now I have raised a serious question! If I hate all of the above leaders then whom do I support

LET ME TELL YOU WHOM I SUPPORT!!!

I SUPPORT

I Believe the Pakistani army should come over and trial and hang all these corrupt leaders and then either rule themselves or hold a new election and bring in a cleaner government. Cause its time to clean up this country!

Thats it for this time! Two blogs might be coming soon!

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The 14 Days Of Freedom!

Heyyyyyy Alllll

FIRST OF ALL HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY TO ALL :-D

I am not back yet! This is just a small post, a post related to 14th of August!

Whenever August starts we start a  hype on our Independence

• Shows on televisions regarding independence
• Television channel logos turn green
• We remember how we got this beautiful land and the sacrifices our forefathers made
• We buy Flags and Jhandiyaan and decorate our homes and cars
• Social media users talk about Pakistan, Turn their display pictures green and talk about "BLEEDING GREEN"
• We light up our buildings and decorate them
• People wear cultural clothes everywhere
• Hundreds and thousands of private and public events are held all over the country
• People listen to Patriotic songs and dance on "Sohni Dharti" & "Dil Dil Pakistan"
• There is NO Sindhi, Punjabi, Balochi or Pakhtun, all are PAKISTANIS!

THEN

14th August Passes! Nd Over The Coming Days!

• Sindhi, Punjabi, Balochi and Pakhtun are born
• Social media users change their display pictures in time
• Nobody talks about BLEEDING GREEN anymore
• Television channels turn their logos back to their normal colors
• Normal shows of fights between politicians and dismantling Pakistan's image in the outer world start again
• The Flags and Jhandiyan on our homes remain there till rain and winds tear them up and shred them to pieces
• We forget how we got this beautiful land and the sacrifices that were made
• We start ignoring our national language Urdu and go in a race to learn and speak the foreigner's language
• We forget our culture and start following the culture of the west
• Television channels start showing Indian and other world stuff
• People listen to songs and dance on "Munni Badnaam huwi" & "Sheela ki Jawani"

That is our 14 days of Freedom!

Pakistan got its Independence on 14th August 1947

Pakistanis are still slaves!

Think About It!

Till Next Time

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY!

ITS TIME US PAKISTANIS ATTAIN FREEDOM FROM OUR WEST CONQUERED LIVES

PAKISTAN ZINDABAD!

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Our Beloved WAPDA

Hey Allllllllll

I am Backkkk. Was busy spending some great time with my family, had a planned trip to Skardu but it got cancelled due to the weather then we spent time in Muree, Nathiagali & Azad Kashmir. Found a waterfall and lagoon in Azad Kashmir was absolutely beautiful.

Well now on to the topic!!!

Everybody says bad about WAPDA, load shedding all the time, no light and people abuse them, go out on streets and break stuff but they never stop to look at the bright side of WAPDA. Of course there is no light so people don't tend to see the "bright" side but now let me help you.

1. PUNCTUALITY

"LIGHT AA GAYI OYEEEE" Is normally the shouts around the city when sometimes WAPDA decides to give you some of the electricity that they have. Then in that time you have soooooooo much to do, Charge ur mobiles and laptops, wash your clothes, iron your clothes, get ready and many many more. If you know you have just one hour to do all this stuff then you get determined to do all this, in start you might fail but now we all are very brilliant and managing this time and this is EXACTLY how WAPDA managed to help you. They made you efficient and punctual. Be Thankful

2. FAMILY LIFE

UPS Out, Mobile Battery Dead, Wifi Down, Laptop Battery Dead and especially NO TELEVISION. This gives us what? Pure family time, a family time that we never get in this Facebook, Capital Talk & Hamsafar filled world. All sit together in dark rooms and talk stuff that they would never talk otherwise, family time has disappeared from these technology filled times. For this one I REALLY Thank WAPDA

3. ENHANCES HEALTH

Light is out at 4 am, UPS runs out and its HOT. What do u do? You go out into your front yard/lawn and you walk. You do a morning walk which is not just healthy but necessary for your body.

Then your light is out, no washing machine but you really need your clothes washed, so? You wash them yourselves, see exercise?

4. ENHANCES YOUR SENSES

In these times we have started to depend on technology too much rather than our own senses. WAPDA again helps us in these times and helps to enhance our senses. Now we can see better in dark, we can hear better and we walk around the house with our eyes closes and touching stuff. How much can WAPDA help?

5. ENHANCES YOUR SURVIVOR SKILLS

First all the Mummy Daddy kids go like "ITS SOOO HOTT" and now they are used to it. See the difference? We learn to bear the heat, we learn to sleep in heat, we learn to sleep outside our house. We learn soooo much all thanks to just one department and that is our WAPDA.

Oh WAPDA, We all love you from the darkest places of our hearts, as dark as our houses our without the BLOODY LIGHT YOU OWE US TO WHICH WE PAY YOU ........ Oops I mean we love you WAPDA

This is it for this time

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Ending with a picture of the waterfall I visited

Absolutely B E A U T I F U L 

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