*HI FIVE* TO HUMILIATION FOR MADRID

Hey ALL

M Backkkk........... ALREADY? NOT ANOTHER ONE OF HIS ANTICS AGAIN? DIDN'T HE POSTED HIS LAST BLOG A WEEK AGO?

Yes I know what you are thinking so stop thinking and start reading :P

Tuesday 30th November

1:00 Am

Ten Sports

YES , That was the time when the FC Barcelona fans started shouting at the top of their throats in support of their team while Madrid fans (Real Ones not the Glory Hunters) covered their eyes in horror of what happened right before their eyes

90 Minutes Of SHEAR DOMINANCE

90 Minutes Of TOTAL ANNIHILATION

90 Minutes Of BEAUTIFUL FOOTBALL

90 Minutes Of COMPLETE HUMILIATION

90 Minutes Of BARCELONA

Yes, It was one of the best nights and for me maybe even bigger than when Barcelona whupped Manchester United 2-0 to win Champions League.

Now I want to discuss some parts of the game

1. Goal Number 1 --> Xavi On Iniesta Assist

Well only two words......... Absolutely BEAUTIFUL

When two BIGGEST players in the world meet together and 2 CERTAIN contenders for THE BEST PLAYER OF THE YEAR it has to be BEAUTIFUL

The X-ray vision pass by Iniesta, then the juggle by Xavi and then the beautiful beautiful finish

XAVI CELEBRATING

2. Goal Number 2 --> Pedro On David Villa Assist

WHATTA A Run By David Villa totally amazed Sergio Ramos & Casilias for Pedro to finish one of the most EASIEST goals of his life

3. Shittiano Ronaldo's Little Antic

Now WHO THE HELL DOES HE THINK HE IS? Fights happen between players but YOU CANNOT I REPEAT YOU JUST CANNOT TOUCH A COACH. I Completely back Victor Valdes from whupping some sense into his peanut sized brain. I never respected this man because of his sportsman spirit which is equal to the size of red blood cell's nano version but now I thought he is a good player and now that goes into the ENDLESS PIT

VALDES SHOULD HAVE SHOT HIM DOWN

4. Goal Number 3 & 4 --> David Villa On Lionel Messi Assist

Alrighty , do you have ANY words for Lionel Messi's visionary genius and Villa's finishing excellence? I know that I DON'T HAVE ANY

Told everyone that GODZILLA is a thing of the past & now its MESSIVILLA a monster that ripped Madrid's defense to shreds.

TWO of the most amazing through balls by now UNARGUABLY the BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD Lionel Messi and two of the best finishes by UNARGUABLY Spain's best striker EVER David Villa :) ........ MESSI'S GENIUS BROUGHT THE CURTAINS UP & VILLA'S BEAUTY BROUGHT THE CURTAINS DOWN

VILLA CELEBRATING WITH THE CATALANS

5. Goal Number 5 --> Jeffren Suarez On Bojan Krikic Assist

The Final nail in the coffin of the Galacticos

The Final slap on the face of the "Special One"

Bojan's beautiful searching ball for Iniesta....... the Master missed it but the disciple didn't. Lurking around Jeffren came for the ball and within 5 minutes of playing time he chipped one over Casillias to make it 5-0 as Barcelona fans and players all around rose their palms showing the 'FIVE' ......... EPIC MOMENT

I give this the MOMENT of the game

JEFFREN KNOWS HE HAS COMPLETED THE DESTRUCTION

6. RAMOS'S ANGER SPREE

All Barcelona fans were celebrating, jumping, dancing as Messi was again taking the ball with utmost brilliance towards the Real Madrid area when all of a sudden in mere seconds there were some bodies going down. 1st was Ramos's absolutely horrendous tackle on Messi , then when Puyol came to defend Messi , Ramos shoved him in the face, then he pushed Xavi while he exited after being shown a RED CARD , Casilias also took his shot at Pique and shoved him. ABSOLUTELY DISGRACEFUL FOOTBALL BY REAL MADRID , SHAMEFUL

In my point of view it wasn't the 5 goals that disgraced Real madrid , no no no those five goals humiliated them

It was their crying and bad sportsman spirit that disgraced them. Shittiano push then ramos. In total of 7 yellows cards and 1 red card

SHAMEFUL

DISGRACEFUL

TOTALLY BOOOOOOOO

I WOULD GIVE HIM 3 RED CARDS IF I WAS THE REFREE

7. THE SPECIAL ONE?

Okay in this year's build up all we got to hear from madrid fans was Mourinho this and Mourinho that. Special one this and Special one that.......... Remember Mourinho did this and he did that. Well now I stand and ask if Mourinho is the "SPECIAL ONE" then Guardiola is "SPECIAL KILLER"

GUARDIOLA OWNS EL CLASICO NOW

5 out of 5

Perfectttttttt

Those people saying that it was Mourinho's 1st El Clasico

Remember Guardiola had a 1st too bt he didn't loose and give stupid and lame excuses

From next time it will be

El Clasico ® --> Barcelona VS Real Madrid

ALL RIGHTS RESERVED GUARDIOLA & INC

THE MASTER MIND

8. LIONEL MESSI HAS COMPETITION?

ALRIGHT M WRITING THIS IN BOLD SO YOU ALL CAN GET THIS LOUD & CLEAR

LIONEL MESSI HAS NO COMPETITION, HE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD AT WHAT HE DOES. PLEASE NEVER EVER COMPARE HIM WITH RONALDO. HE HAS CLEARLY SHOWN THIS NOW AT 4 DIFFRENT OCCASIONS

NOBODY EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER COUNT RONALDO IN HIS LEAGUE

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THATS IT FOR THIS TIME

ENDING WITH SOME MEMORABLE PICS OF THIS YEAR'S 1ST EL CLASICO WITH CAPTIONS

TILL NEXT TIME

VISCA EL BARCA

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ALL HE COULD DO WAS STAND & WATCH

GUARDIOLA THINKING "MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

RONALDO THINKING "WHY CAN'T I BE LIKE THAT GUY? MOMMMMMMMYYYYYY"

CASILIAS THINKING "PLEASE STOP IT, I ASK FOR MERCY"

THE MOMENT WHEN RONALDO LOST IT ALL

VALDES SLAPPING MADRID

I LOVE BARCA TOO :) VISCA EL BARCA

THE DEATH CERTIFICATE :)

ABIDAL TO RONALDO "DUR FITTAY MUN"

The Bakra/Celebrity Stereotypes

Hey Rough guys & Girls (None of the gentle men and ladies read my blog :P)

Yes its true, I am back. Why? To wish you all Eid Mubarak of course thats exactly why. Yes another eid-ul-azha has passed and still SOME Z People are alive...... oh wait its not allowed to sacrifice dogs is it? :P

Old joke? Yea am outta jokes now

This time around I have come again with another one of my very very serious blogs about current situation and its a very very serious discussion......................... Naaaaaah Its the old funny blog so no need to shut off your computers already please read what's ahead

Well another Eid-ul-Azha passed by and as always we bought donda and aandal bakras (male goat) and sacrificed them in the way of ALLAH. Donday are those bakras which have only 2 teeth while the aandal .......... well that everybody should know so find out your selves :P

As always I fed the bakras and took them around, made them drink water but since I started writing blogs like about 4 months ago this time my mind went on a diffrent side thinking that how bakra's personalities soooooooo resembled some celebrities / famous people . Because all famous people are not celebrities :P

I bought three bakras this time and they all resembled a celebrity / famous person.

1. Bakra Number 1

Color : White

Size: Better then average

Traits: a) Very Proud About Himself

b) Over Acting

c) Tries To Show Off To Other Bakras By Speaking Very Loudly

d) Tries To Engage With Bigger Bakras But Gets Whupped By Them

e) Eats Very Selectively Like He Will Get Expensive Leaves Other Than Ordinary Leaves

I looked in the celebrity world for his double

WHAT? You guys guessed it before me?

Well I guess after those kinda traits there is no other left

For all those who got it congratulations

For all thsoe who still didn't let me present to you

SHITTIANO RO-NAA-LAADO a.k.a Cristiano Ronaldo :P

The One & Only

THE RESEMBLANCE IS JUST.......................

2. Bakra Number 2

Color: Brown

Size: Good

Traits: a) Egoistic

b) Remains In His Own World

c) Doesn't Speak Much

d) Always Hungry For Stuff

e) Dangerous If Engaged Cause He Tries To Fight Back Very Aggresively

I again searched and searched then my sight went on another person related to the football world. The guys is egoistic like anything, he fulfills b and c points. He and his team are very very very very hungry for titles and he also fulfills part e

This one is hard so let me make it clear

This time is Arsen Wenger

or betterly known by my regular blog readers as Sir Arsen 'Insane' Wenger :P

The pic above and the last pic of the bakra .............. Amazing Resemblance

3. Bakra Number 3

Color: Black

Size: Small

Traits: a) Feels Ignored

b) Tries To Speak A Lot When Ignored

c) Suffers From ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder)

d) Short In Height So Over Powered By Big Ones

e) Tries To Impress With Its Cuteness

This time I again searched, then I found a boy , no wait wait its a girl , oh no its a baby with an attitude? oh my I am sooooooo confused

Let me just tell you the name and you decide what the thing is

This time its JUSTIN BEIBER

A 12 year old kid posing like this? Doesn't get hilarious then this

Some previous Bakra Experiences also met me with some characters like Nawaz Sharif & John Cena :P , We never do Bakris (Female Goats) so maybe thats why I couldn't meet a Miley Cyrus or Lady Gaga :P

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The Second part of this blog contains pictures mainly of this eid

Some of the carnage that takes place in this eid while others show a continuation of my Previous (MOST VIEWED AND MOST FAMOUS BLOG) 'Gender Malfunction' http://sohaibx.blogspot.com/2010/09/gender-malfunction.html

PICS OF THREE SUITS IN JUNAID JAMSHED ..........AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

*FAINTS*

LOOK AT THAT CARNAGE..............I WISH THAT COULD BE THE PRESIDENT HOUSE :P

NOTE: THAT IS NOT MY HOUSE :P

THIS IS THE CARNAGE AT MY HOUSE, I COULD SHOW THE HEADS TOO :P

HANIA SCARED WHILE FEEDING SHITTIANO RONALDO :P OH I MEAN THE BAKRA

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