HEY ALL
I have been around, met A LOT of people, families and been in many family events and where ever you go, you find kids. All types of them , the short, the tall, the fat, the thin ........ ALL OF EM . So I wanted to discuss their types
1. CUTE KIDS A.K.A "AWWWW" KIDS
Kid: "Mama mama, I jusht got a boo boo"
Everyone in room "Awwwwwwww"
When your house is roaring with the sounds like "awwwww" or "shooooo shweeet" that clearly means you got a cute kid in the house. No matter what they say may it be stupid, funny, beautiful, right or wrong, people would just want to pull his/her cheeks and talk all childish with him/her. They are very lovely
2. ANGEL KIDS
I haven't met a lot of these type in my life but I know 5 of them and this part is dedicated to my 5 beautiful angels.... My 4 Bhateejis and 1 Bhanji
1. Hania & Nooriya :)
2. Shehzeen & Mehreen :)
3. Warda :)
Never has a time gone when they are with me and called me (Hania, Shehzeen & Warda Only, Mehreen & Nooriya cant speak yet) "Chacha, Chachoo or Mamu" my entire tension hasn't just swept out of my body. Playing with them, teasing them, becoming a kid again with them is just amazing. I LOVE THEM ALL VERY VERY MUCH AND THEY ARE MY LIFE :)
I live with Warda and she is soooo close to me, watches cartoons with me, plays and jumps with me
Whenever I meet Shehzeen , she comes screaming at me and tells me A LOT of stuff that I just love to hear. Mehreen is soooooo cute. When she is with me, she doesn't even go to her mother or father and laughs a lot when I play with her
Hania was the first kid in our family and maybe the most dearest to all and certainly I LOVE HER A LOT she calls me "Chachoo" and its soooo cute. I met nooriya after a long time after her birth on her first visit to Pakistan, but instantly got sooooo attached to her that when the time came for her to go back to Saudi Arabia I had tears in my eyes all the way back to Islamabad after parting from her.
I LOVE ALL OF THEM :)
3: ANNOYING KIDS
A picture opens on your computer
Kid: "Whose that?"
U: "Thats my friend"
Kid: "Which friend?"
U: "Friend from University"
Kid: "What is his name?"
U: "___________"
Kid: "Why did his parents named him that?"
U: "How would I know?"
Kid: "Aren't you his friend?"
U: "Yes I am"
Kid: "Then shouldn't you know?"
U: "AHHHH, K I will ask him and tell you... OKAY?? "
Kid: "Why would you tell me?"
U: "Because u asked"
Kid: "That is personal stuff, mom says you don't tell personal stuff about people to others"
U: "ALRIGHT, I WONT TELL"
Kid: "But I wanna know"
U: "SHUT UP"
*you change the picture*
Kid: "Whose that?"
*and the conversation repeats* :P
Enough for the nice kids, now lets get down to some REAL business. These kids are a pain and believe me they are one of the most severe pain you can imagine. Questions after questions after questions and when you get angry at them and scold them or hit them the elders come to you saying "He/she is just a kid but you are an adult and you should know better" ....... SHEESH
4: Violent Kids
Mom: "Hey son/daughter check out these beautiful fishies"
Kid thinking "What if I set this aquarium on fire and then leave ten cats inside and see what happens"
Dr. Octopus, Carnage, Magneto, Two Face and all the well known super villains fail in front of this level of EVIL. These kids are just pure EVIL. They can do the most horrifying things to the cutest of dolls. Beating up smaller kids, doing bad stuff to small animals and pets is just where they start. Pulling hair, stabbing with nails just don't get me started. OUCH THEY HURT
5: ANGEL (IN DISGUISE) KIDS:
Mom : "My son/daughter is sooooo nice, yesterday he/she _______________"
These are the misunderstood kids, people THINK they are nice but they are not and at the end of the day whenever they play a prank or do a mischief nobody believes that they did it and the innocent kids fall in the trap (being explained later) . They would help and old lady cross the road but would trip/push them at the end , they would bring water for a thirsty but would act to trip and spill it over them. SMART KIDS
6: INNOCENT KIDS :
Kid : "Why isn't Chicken's wife called "Chikni" ?? " :P
Whenever this kid speaks he makes a foolish statement and people laugh at him all around thinking how funny his childish statement was. They are subsets as well of Angel kids , Cute kids and Annoying kids. Because they can be innocent and the angelic , cute or annoying. I know some innocent kids who are angelic although they might not know who I am :P . These poor souls have some very interesting questions that people only reply with a laugh
8: BREAKING KIDS:
*Smash*
*Wham*
*Bam*
*Splash*
The House : "HE/SHE IS COMING , HIDE THIS, HIDE THAT, PUT THAT ON THE TOP SHELF....... HE/SHE IS COMINGGGGGGGGGGG"
THE BREAKING KIDS .......... THEIR MOST FAMOUS DIALOGUE "OOPS"
Rings around the hosue A lot and when this kid is a guest , the whole house is on red alert until he leaves may it be the home team or the away team :P
Toys, ceramics, plates, glass, electronic items, decoration pieces , furniture YOU NAME THEM ND............ YES THEY CAN
WELL THATX IT FROM MY SIDE
ENDING WITH PICTURES OF MY 5 ANGELS
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UNTIL NEXT TIME
X Y'ALL :)
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NOORIYA ON EID, I JUST LOVE THIS PIC OF HERS :)
SHEHZU (ELDER) & MEHRU (SMALLER) CUTEEEEEEES
WARDA MAKING ROTI :)