Heyyyyyyyyyyyy Alllllllllllll
I am back with yet another one of my shenanigans. In today’s
world I have seen time and time again that males have been called the “bad” part
for their behavior with the female species. I have seen that they have been
blamed with titles such as “Sexists” and “Male Shovenist Pigs”. They have been
called inhumane for the stuff they have done with the females and how they oppress
the women of the society and get a better and higher place in the society. While
us males have been taught to always say “Ladies first” the Ladies have taken it
for granted and started a conspiracy against us. Today I am right here to
protest against all those baseless ideas created by the female species of the
world who are trying to turn this world against us. My blog this time will be
about how the men are actually the ones being targeted by the other gender and
the “third” gender too (more on that later). The picture below shows exactly my point
P.S: I AM NOT SUPPORTING THOSE MALES WHO VIOLENTLY BEAT
FEMALES AND DO BAD STUFF, BECAUSE LET’S FACE IT THEY ARE JUST A MINORITY. I AM
HERE FOR THE GREATER GOOD, THE MAJORITY
1.
SPEECH
First let’s start with the basics
as a girl is allowed to speak in any way she wants. She can choose any pattern
and style of speech and that is fine but a boy? OH NO NO NO. He has to be
polite, well-mannered and gracious during his conversation. A simple example
can be the word “CRAP” A girl can go ahead and say “CRAP” out loudly and all
the word means is what? She is just trying to say “OH SHIT” in a “cooler” way
but a boy gets frustrated and says the same and what happens? Girls all around
cover their mouths and gasp “aaahh, did u hear what he just said? OOO EMMM GEEE”
Yes boys do abuse but the females
have the boys soooo sure that we are the snoop dog of abusers. The females have
us soooo scared of saying anything out of the absolute simplest vocabulary.
Even if a guy just wants to say “What the Hell” and he just reaches “What the”
and that’s it. People lose their minds, girls start throwing fits and the guy
just stands there looking at himself and thinking what he did. Break out of
this conspiracy the girls are just trying to take away our vocabulary while
they are using the words more than us.
2.
TEACHERS
Not all teachers but there are some
and I know some personally as well who would rather give a grade to a girl
instead of giving it to one who deserves it. When a girl asks a question then
she doesn’t understand and she has the right to ask again and again but if the
boy asks a question then he might be asked to ask that question later and if he
is lucky enough because the teacher is in a good mood and has his answer
questioned then if he doesn’t understand then he is just simply an idiot for
not getting it the first time. “Sexist” us?? THINK AGAIN
3.
SHOPPING
A woman goes shopping to buy JUST a
nail polish remover and her bill
Nail polish 60
Perfume 1000
Shampoo 250
Etc Stuff 500
____________________________
Total 1810
A man goes shopping to buy a 500 Rs
perfume but likes another and instead his bill comes out to be
Perfume 800
_____________________________
Total 800
There you go my friends and that
bill is simply not equal to a good perfume instead it is equal to a 1 hour long
lecture by your wife/mother/sister or any other female friend on just how
stupidly you spent all the money. She went to buy just a nail polish remover
and bought everything else which goes into nothing except that she is buying
stuff that will come into use. If you closely watch that bill again THERE IS NO
NAIL POLISH REMOVER but a guy spends 300 Rs more than what he was supposed to
and he is a stupid spender. SHEESH. We all know women and their shopping
4.
POONDI (GAZING)
Alright a boy looks at a girl and
for this the boy is considered to be a jerk as he is looking at girl even for
that matter that boy might be looking at that girl because she is about to fall
down and was going to warn her or just as a “sister” BUT girls can look at boys
all they want and nothing. They can look at boys, point at them, laughs at them,
go up to them while they are out with friends in F7 and say “HI BILA….” Ohhh ermmmm
I mean like that, you get the “general” idea :P and they can be as innocent as
a fallen angel from 7th heaven but a guy looks at them is called a
jerk, points at them is called something I can’t say in this blog because of
point 1 above, laughs at them and he is called a stupid male pig and if he goes
up to them when they are with friends OR even bump them around the area a
couple of time that guy is called following and after that girl. REALLY??
Boys have been labeled as “Poonds”
(Starting at other gender) in Pakistan because they look at girls (yes of course
they do, some good and some bad) BUT WHY OH WHY are the girls not labeled if
they are watching a guy? It is simple because they are the professionals and
they ace in this art of Poondi and so clearly they are never caught but don’t
hide from me girls. I have seen a lot looking from the corner of that eye. If a
guy thinks Emma Watson is good looking then he is a “THARKI” (Learn Pakistani
terms by now :P) but when girls do that? If I had a nickel for every time I
heard “OH MY GOD ASHEERRRRRRR (the Hamsafar guy)” or “GABRIEL MACHT IS SOOOOOO
HOTTTT” I would be wealthy enough to buy my own revolver and shoot some people (Edward
Cullen not included because he is not a guy). Ladies this part also comes in
watching guys.
5.
SHOVING FEMALES INTO OUR GENDER
I have a single question. Why do
girls call some females as males and then start loving them over the extent.
That just shows how much females just love themselves and not males actually.
Everybody confused which females?? Let me list down
a)
Justin Bieber
b)
Edward Cullen a.k.a Robert Pattinson
c)
Sahir Lodhi
d)
Shaista Wahidi
e)
Maaya Khan
f)
Lady Gaga
No Females, NO NO NO. The above
listed and many other people that you have sent into the male gender and
started loving them are NOT males. TAKE THEM BACK
6.
WATCHING T.V
This category might come in the
older woman but as time is proceeding the females are maturing early on trying
to warn up their new ones early about the conspiracy they are running on the
men. Most wives have problems with their husbands coming late from work and ask
them daily to come early and if they come early and they want to watch some T.V
to relax then the husbands hear the all famous dialogue “ALL DAY I WAIT FOR
THIS ONE TV SHOW & U COME AT THAT TIME & RUIN IT” Does this fair any
resemblance my elder married readers? And if this isn’t enough then if a guy
wants to watch a LIVE match, let me repeat it LIVE match then the girls asks us
that we can either watch it later on in highlights or see the result on
internet. IT IS A LIVE MATCH FOR GOD’s SAKE and if we ask the same from girls
to watch their drama on a re run then may LORD be with you.
7.
WELL-MANNERED MALE A MYTH? WELL-MANNERED FEMALE
THE WORLD TRUTH?
I think the title says enough what
I want to say. Although certain examples can be
MALE FEMALE
Driving Bad à STUPID Driving
Bad à
COOL
Eating Rice with Hands à PIG Eating
Rice with Hands à
Old-Fashioned
Snorts in Public à WRONG Snorts
in Public à Hygienic
Laughs loudly à WRONG Laughs
loudly à
Very happy
Stays quiet a lot à RUDE Stays
quiet a lot à
Humble
I think enough said :P
These are just some of the points that me and my other male
friends INSTANTLY thought of and this just not ends here. This is how females
are planning a conspiracy against the males. IT’S THE TIME TO RISE, REVOLT
AGAINST ALL FEMALES
There might be a reply to this from the female side as well
as one of my female friends wants to defend her side. Let’s see
All Males Who Are with Me & All the Females Who Hate Me
Now
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Till Next Time
X Y’All
