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Saturday, July 24, 2010

Tribute To "The Joker"


The character that was created in the dark night of 22nd July 1940 by the genius of a mind that was of Bill Finger and drawn by the hands of Bob Kane turned out to be the character that would replace the words “Evil” & “Psychotic” in the dictionary. The character that took the villainy to a super hero to a new level.

Yes as you have seen the picture above it is about none other than “The Joker”. What a master piece did this character turned out to be, this villain doesn't want money, this villain doesn't want to become the president but what this villain wants is to spread fear throughout the hearts of everyone. Even the police gulp and their heart comes into their throats at the mere mention of his name. The character inflicts pain and sorrow into the hearts of his strongest foes by just using his jokes. Yes you heard me this guy has no super power, he was no big strengths to lift stuff, he has nothing coming out of his hands or eyes but what he does has is the most “EVILEST” and “PSYCHOTIC” mind in his upper portion that was ever created. Even Batman a superhero who also is devoid of any super powers but has taken many big enemies down who had super powers but he also shudders at his name and what he loves most is to joke around. 

Almost everybody knows his comic history that how he came into being like this in the comics and almost everybody saw the movie that was “The Dark Knight”. A movie that turned out to be a mega jumbo super block buster hit and broke all records that Titanic made till now in its first week of business. The late and great Heath ledger did that role and what a splendid job he did, nobody has done it better than him as I have seen that movie now 132 times and I remember each and every dialogue in the style heath spoke it and the success shows as he bagged an Oscar but sad that he couldn't be alive to see this movie’s success and he died 2 months before the release of the movie but do you actually think that it was an accident? 

NO!!! It was the character of the Joker that killed him, two people did the Joker role before Heath and they all ended up either in the Mental Asylum or in a hospital under extreme mental pressure and as Heath was the one who did this role the best he locked himself in a hotel room for two months without any kind of interference from the outside world to reach the Joker’s mind and as he did he lost his own. 

This is what the Joker’s character is about total psycho, evil and diabolic. A sentence that Batman says about Joker a lot “Expect the unexpected from the Joker” and Joker has been the most unexpected of all villains. Joker is crazy and fun sometimes while on the other he is a psycho who loves nothing but to inflict fear into his victim’s hearts. He doesn't use any fancy weapons but instead he tends to use knives. 

He is a patent of DC Comics and DC’s rival Marvel comic’s head said this “We here at Marvel comics have bagged many trophies all around the time for many outstanding comics but what we couldn't accomplish was to create a villain who could stand up to “The Joker” and we still strive to make such a villain but its beyond us to make such evil and psycho again as it was made once and only once”The rivals speak such about this character then just imagine what his supporters think. I for one am his biggest fan ever 

His comics that I recommend everyone to read and are classics. The Killing Joke , The Man Who Laughs & The Last Laugh and please do watch “The Dark Knight”I can continue about him forever but its time I sleep but in the end I have to ask a question but I will let "The Joker" himself ask it which will "PUT A SMILEEEEEE ON YOUR FACE"

Till Next Time

X Y’All



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Sunday, July 18, 2010

An Exclusive With Wenger

Ladies & Gentlemen
Welcome To Today's Blog
Today's Blog Is An Exclusive Interview I Took From The British Club Arsenal's Manager "Arsen Insane Wenger"
Never Knew That Was His Middle Name? Well I Didn't Knew A Lot Before This Interview & It Cleared A Lot
Nd After The Interview I Gave Him The Honorary Title Of "Sir Arsen "Insane" Wenger" :-D
Let Me Waste No More Time & Head Straight To The Interview

X: Welcome

Wenger: Hello, how are you?

X: I am absolutely fine sir, how are you today?

Wenger: Am good, Thanks for asking

X: So sir first of all let me ask you about the latest Cesc Fabregas related news?

Wenger: What about it?

X: Well to start with, why are not you letting Fabregas complete his dream?

Wenger: Well first of all I will clear a fact that Fabregas is allergic from trophies. There I said it. The man gets a severe case of good footballing skills whenever he gets near a trophy like these days after winning the World Cup he is constantly practicing and I have no idea for what reason. Here at Arsenal I can safely make sure that Cesc is kept away from any trophies what so ever like I have all this time, the cob webs in our trophy cabinet always refresh him. While with BARCELONA's continuous habit of winning trophies every year I am scared that BARCELONA will ruin Cesc's career by making him one of the best footballer's of all time. What does BARCELONA know about Cesc. BARCELONA gave Cesc to me when he was sixteen, BARCELONA doesn't know anything they don't know at what time Cesc likes to watch cartoons and BARCELONA doesn't know at what times does my lil Cesc likes his favorite meal. BARCELONA knows nothing

X: Oh-kay, why do you shout when you take Barcelona's name?

Wenger: I dont shout while taking BARCELONA's name

X: Yes you did, right there. Are you obsessed with Barcelona?

Wenger: Ha ha ha ha ha ha, Why would I be obsessed with BARCELONA? Although BARCELONA is that club that humiliated us, BARCELONA is that club that whupped us, BARCELONA has that MESSI that scored a record 4 goals on us, BARCELONA has 7 players in Spanish team due to which Cesc never got a chance to play in World Cup 2010 and defeated Persie in the final, BARCELONA is a club that ripped us from our dream of Champions League this year, BARCELONA BARCELONA BARCELONA BARCELONA BARCELONA
BARCELONA BARCELONA BARCELONA BARCELONA BARCELONA BARCELONA
BARCELONA BARCELONA BARCELONA

X: Sir? Hello? Wenger Bhai?

Wenger: BARCELONA BARCELONA BARCELONA BARCELONA BARCELONA

Smacks a stick on the head of wenger and he gets up

Wenger: See am not obsessed with BARCELONA. I am only doing this for Arsenal's good not over BARCELONA's hate

X: Ahan, yea I can see that. Please make sure you don't see the telecast of this interview on television

Wenger: Why?

X: Oh nothing, well the last question why did you reject Barcelona for giving Cesc and after 2 hours put Cesc on the transfer market for 53 Million and then went home and came back to say to the press that you never want to give Cesc away?

Wenger: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, that was a practical joke. See I was going against my own words, geddit geddit? ha ha ha ha ha.....damn I sometime crack myself up with such a great sense of humour

X: Indeed :-S , Any cool message for anyone?

Wenger: BARCELONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ...... has an A in the end with which Arsenal begins. See am not obsessed

X: Yes I can see, It was a very very strange time with you, hope I never get this oppurtunity again and I will not be airing this interview as I don't want to scare the kids.

Wenger: The pleasure is all mine

X: Oh-kay

Well thats it
I know it was awesome wasn't it
Wenger is an awesome guy
oh am sorry Sir Arsen 'Insane' Wenger :-)

Till Next Time
X Y'All

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

THIS YOUTH WILL BRING A REVOLUTION *FACE PALMS*

Hey

I thought and I thought for a new topic for my blog but I think I will say some more about the youth these days.
Now I have already talked about the following

1. Girl Friend / Boy Friend
2. No Patriotism
3. Bad Stuff Youth Does

Now I wanna say more, everyone would be slapping their palms on their faces and saying “WHAT NOW? IF THAT LAST BLOG WASN’T ENOUGH”. Well it wasn’t enough and to say the least I got some very stupid people asking me REALLY stupid questions. One even asked me the 5th line of the national anthem and believe that.
Now this youth has some more problems and let me explain them to you

1. VALENTINES DAY
Alright I think I have touched the injured vein but well I have to, don’t you just love couples walking hand in hand on Valentine’s Day. Buying each other heart shaped stuff, roses and the best part all of them in red and then saying the three magical words over & over again. I know I DON’T. It’s very funny for me and surely should be very humiliating for them because the very part of our youth don’t have 30 Rs to buy their mom or dad a card at Mother’s/Father’s day respectively or buy them a gift at their birthdays or give a card or gift to their siblings for something surely have the money in thousands to buy cards, chocolates, bouquets and even for spending on dinners. *FACE PALMS*
My advices for people doing the above and also to those celebrating this day is “GET A LIFE” & believe me people I have kept this advice as nice as possible

2. DRUGS AND STUFF
Yes this is such a problem these days and by drugs I just don’t mean the “COCAINE” & “MARIJUANA” but I mean EVERYTHING including Cigarettes, Wines & Beers e.t.c. Damn it even “Samad Bond” is used by people as a drug. Smoking cigarette is even in fashion these days and boys just smoke to show that they are cool and to show off they make stuff with the smoke they exhale and not just boys the girls too, yeah girls don’t you think am gonna leave you and if this isn’t wrong enough for those who smoke it just think of what it does to your body. I mean why do such a thing that will rip your body from the inside? Why do such a thing for show off that could end your life? If your life is that free then kill yourself and in your will donate your body parts to needy people, at least you would do something useful with your body and kill yourself at the same time. Even the new in thing “Sheesha” is SO harmful for your body that you can’t believe it. Now let’s move to a more serious matter alcohol. Yes alcohol is drunk in Pakistan lots and lots of it. One of my Christian friends was telling me the other day that everybody drinks in Lahore it’s not a biggie and I was like “WHAT?” Course it is a BIGGIE because of the very very little knowledge I have of Islam I know that alcohol is “HARAM = FORBIDDEN” PERIOD and then told me that one of the Muslims friend named Hisaam Tariq Rahim told that his dad wanted to buy wine and that shows how HYPOCRITE we have gotten. THANK GOD NO ONE in my family drinks but even GOD FORBID if somebody did I won’t be telling it to other people and I would be disgusted and humiliated by it even if it was my own father or whoever. That’s the level of hypocrisy gotten in the youth and that’s just telling I don’t know if the guy drinks himself too but just look at the name and how proud he is telling people that his dad drinks. SHAMEFUL *FACE PALMS*

NOW THESE PROBLEMS AND THE ONES I MENTIONED BEFORE, NOW AFTER ALL THESE YOU PEOPLE STILL THINK THIS YOUTH CAN BRING A REVOLUTION???
IF YOU SAY ‘YES’ THEN I MUST SAY THAT YOU ARE QUIET AN OPTIMIST AND WELL PLEASE FIND A WAY THAT IT DOES BRING A REVOLUTION AND I THINK THEY WILL BRING A REVOLUTION BUT NOT A POLITICAL ONE BUT BY RUINING THE UPCOMING GENERATIONS AS WELL

IF YOU SAY ‘NO’ THEN I KNOW I AM DISAPPOINTED TOO AND WELL WE NEED A LOT LOT LOT LOT LOT LOT LOT OF HELP BECAUSE CHANGING ONE SOUL WON’T HELP. WE HAVE TO CHANGE A NATION
PLEASE HELP ME IN DOING SO

TILL NEXT TIME
X Y’ALL

Thursday, July 1, 2010

PAKISTAN NOT SO PAAK ANYMORE?


First before I come to my main topic I would like to state about the fact that FIFA destroyed my World Cup dream of an Argentina Vs Spain FINAL. The maximum these two can meet is in a Semi-Final. Just imagining the FINAL with Messi VS Villa, Xavi, Iniesta, Puyol, Pique, Busquets (Valdes & Pedro In Subs) Just Makes Me Drool. What a dream final for ANY Barca fan and now it is broken ;-(

Well now to the topic of the blog and this topic is a little rough so either read it or don’t at all.

Pakistan a country that was made for Muslims to perform their religious acts, a country that got its independence on the basis of religion and the country that got the name “Islamic Republic of Pakistan”.

What the hell is going on in this country?

Enlightened Moderation?.................. Screw Enlightened Moderation

Enlightened moderation is NOT allowed in Islam period. NO BUTS, NO ORS, NO ANDS, NO BECAUSE. That is the only truth and we have to settle our minds on it.

We have totally lost our minds, India lets follow what India does. DAMNIT even their religion doesn’t allow that. Even their religion is against what they are doing and showing us and not just ISLAM, HINDUISM but EVERY religion in the world disagrees with it.

The kind of shows we have, encouraging fashion designers to make shorter and even shorter clothes for females. The other day I was watching SAMAA TV’s morning show. A crazy woman was hosting it and she had called a guest which does a show wearing disgusting clothes and she was actually proud to do it and the host was actually appreciating what she was doing?? WTF?? :-S

All the media is going crazy, these fashion shows and fashion designers are destroying our youth. HELL now we have fashion shows in our universities?? What the hell is that all about? Have we ever thought that its wrong and anyone of us tried to stop it? I for one will be visiting my VICE CHANCELLOR about this issue this semester to stop this madness at least in my university.

Are females show pieces? Why is there a beautiful female model in EVERY add these days? What is the reason behind a female model in a GILLETE add? Isn’t that a men product?

Females have become show pieces and when wrong minded men take the wrong idea the female call it “Women Rights Violation”

Well females you started it, because if you had kept yourselves the way it is stated in Islam or any other religion for that matter then men wouldn’t have gotten the wrong idea and all this would never happen and I am IN NO WAY supporting the heinous beasts that are those males who beat women, participate in rape and do horrible stuff like that.


NOW TOWARDS THE YOUTH

Believe me I am more disappointed from this youth than I am from what is happening in this country.

I saw a vid the other day in which Lahore Grammar School, ROOTS & some other school’s students were asked to recite the national anthem and while 90% above didn’t even remember the first line the some of them who knew it were actually ashamed of singing the national anthem in front of people. :-S

The same youth that can remember any Eminem song’s lyrics, Linkin park song’s lyrics but they can’t remember their OWN NATIONAL ANTHEM. WHAT KIND OF A RESPECT THAT IS FOR YOUR NATION. Then the same people go around saying “What has Pakistan given us?” well I tell you, it is very good Pakistan hasn’t given you anything because you don’t deserve it. What have you given to Pakistan? Pakistan has given me a home that I NEVER EVER WANT TO LEAVE. Yes I knw the national anthem by heart and in every assembly of my school life I sung it at the top of my voice while other people looked at me like I was a freak. People don’t even stand up if a national anthem is heard. They just keep sitting.

The same youth that will go on dates, will make boyfriend and girlfriends. I still to this date can understand why people do that? Those who do it I believe they don’t have a life plus they don’t respect their parents. Why? Because if somebody has a girlfriend/boyfriend he will never tell his parents, keep lying to them that he is going somewhere else while going to meet his/her thing and these are the same people who are soooo tired of relationships by the time they get married that their marriage life either ends up in fights or even worse in a divorce. Why because they have already had too much of relationships and can’t handle anymore and they did that when they were amateur and since then they have stayed amateurs. NOT THAT all this shit is allowed in Islam or any other religion. Girl and Boy can be friends but they cannot be in relationships before they are married as marriage is the ONLY legal and allowed relation between a boy and a girl who are not relatives already before. Does any among the youth even tell me what LOVE is? That they think they have. Too embarrassing and humiliating for me at least I don’t know what my readers are thinking. Plus as I am a boy I know how different boys try to get girls and then show off to their boy friends even. Sheesh

Telling a girl at first that I hate all this relationship thing, I have no interest in it and then when friendship gets strong saying “You are the only one I have ever loved” *facepalms*

Telling a girl that he can’t share his problems with anyone but her, that he wants her to be with him and talk to him as she is the only one and then as time progresses. BAM the proposal when she is least expecting it. *facepalms*

These are just two of the oldest tricks in the books and believe it or not girls still fall for it. *facepalms again*

But like girls are very decent and nice these days, NO THEY ARE NOT. I have encountered many who I made my sister and they backstabbed me.

This youth that does drugs, drinks cigarettes, goes to some censored places and even in some cases drinks alcohol. Who also wears and does a lot of vulgar stuff.

NOW THIS YOUTH? This youth? Are you kidding me?

Are you Effing kidding me?? This youth will bring a REVOLUTION?

ALL I CAN SAY TO END THIS BLOG AND ANSWER THE ABOVE QUESTION IS

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Please think over it

Be Pakistani, Be Muslim & Most Importantly For Everyone Have A Religion

Till Next Time

X Y’All