Justice League vs The Avengers

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I decided to do my take on a potential battle between the two greatest superhero teams in the world! 

Avengers Lineup: Ironman, Captain America, Hulk, Thor, Hawkeye, Black Widow, Scarlett Witch & Vision

Justice League Lineup: Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, Flash, Green Lantern & Martian Manhunter

P.S: According to some comic experts only the World’s greatest (Batman & Superman) are enough to take on the Avengers but for a traditional fight and to end this debate once and for all. Its 8 vs 6! (Hawk girl emitted from original 7)

Avengers face off Justice League in the middle of a dessert to end the dispute of which team is better once and for all.

Fight # 1: Batman vs. Ironman

Batman uploads a virus into Stark’s suit using EM pulses rendering it useless. Tony stark has two basic powers! Mind & his suit! With his mind turned toward getting his suit back online both of them rendered useless for the fight.

Fight # 2: Superman & Wonder Woman vs. Hulk & Thor

Everybody who knows the power levels of Superman know that Superman is more than capable of taking on Hulk and Thor at the same time all by himself but since Wonder woman never backs out from a fight that will make things just the more easy for the boy scout. Superman taking on Hulk will be a full on power brawl with both power hitters of the team on display with the exception that Superman has also learned battle tactics from Batman. Keeping that in mind, Superman will take over Hulk in a matter of time on the other hand Wonder Woman vs Thor is a typical battle of a Norse God vs a Greek Goddess. If they exist in the same timeline I also (with many comics fans/experts) believe that wonder woman is worthy enough to lift Mjolnir. So Thor’s only power is out of the equation and even if not! Wonder woman is a warrior and deceptive while Thor usually gets tricked by Loki all too often. Even if Thor prolongs his battle with Wonder Woman, it won’t be long when Superman is free and then well things don’t look too good for Thor.

Fight # 3: Flash vs. Hawkeye and Black Widow

*flash’s lighting sound* …………. Battle over. Hawkeye and Black widow knocked out before they make a move.

Fight # 4: Martian Manhunter vs. Scarlett Witch

Scarlett Witch needs to be in touching distance for her hex to apply on someone while Manhunter a.k.a Jon can simply manipulate her mind from a long distance and turning her onto the remaining member of Avengers, Vision.

Fight # 5: Vision vs. Green Lantern (Feat: Scarlett Witch and Martian Manhunter)

This is a tough fight if fought one on one, Vision as described in the movie is almost very powerful and green lantern although one of the most powerful things in the galaxy will have a tough time with vision and I consider this a tough fight and vision might even take this one but with Martian Manhunter already manipulating Scarlett witch and unleashing her on vision. Vision stuck with the dilemma to hit its own team member while Green lantern takes him on divides vision easily to be defeated in a matter of time.

Fight # 6: Batman vs. Captain America

The best of the fights so the near the end. This in my opinion is simply the best fight in the whole argument. Captain America can give Batman a run for his money with his super soldier serum, high strength and speed but Batman has taken on Darkseid and is the only one to ever dodge the Omega beam and with Batman’s mastery of all sorts of Martial arts and fighting techniques. A tough fight none the less but Batman takes out Captain America.

Fight # 7: Ironman vs. Justice League

Stark finally manages to get his suit back online. Flies up to see the complete Justice league staring at him. He says “Oh …..” when Superman punches him into a mountain and then Flash disassembles his suit in a matter of seconds.

Hal Jordan: Hey Flash you know Ultron was right about one thing!

Flash: What?

Hal: Avengers are a waste of humanity.

Flash: OH BURN!!!

P.S: Justice league without Aquaman, Hawkgirl and Green arrow!

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Love You Till Suicide

Asalam o alikum

This September began with the tragic news that in Karachi a tenth grade student shot his girl classmate and later committed suicide. This news should not only be a shock for the authorities of Pakistan, scholars, teachers and NGOs, but a major challenge for all of them as well.

Such ultimatums for the Pakistani society are increasingly sagging. The question to ask is, that have the teachers have failed in the deliverance of morals or the scholars and jurists have forgotten their roles? Care of the authorities has been limited to general sales taxes and their payments and parents are forced to work harder and harder, fulfilling material requirements, oblivious of ethical responsibilities towards their children, Who should be held answerable?

This incident is suicidal for our entire generation which unfortunately has such a state of mind with no intellectual reflection. No one cares who dies or where, all spies is the way they died, they loved each other and could not imagine in their tiny innocent wild imaginations their lives without each other. For a few days it will buzz over the ears of the people looking for excitement and thrill, media will upgrade its ratings and then it will be buried forever in the deep grave of social neglect.

(Letters allegedly written by the boy and girl for their parents before committing suicide)

To reach the root of such silent human disasters is not that difficult, the point of issue in this case is to usurp the human rights with attention and care within the society. Responsible institutes are continuously a skewing from realizing the unfeigned awareness of morality in the society. Nobody is there to ask, Is a teacher is merely appointed  in schools and other educational institutes to make students to memorize lessons, prepare for exams and, some twigs of verbal knowledge are beings sung for entertainment, Is this it?

Why there is no strict check on teachers who are neglecting their responsibility regarding moral status of the school or institutes? Children must be taught what they are? Human or any other species? They must be taught why there are given this life? They must know why they are walking over the face of the earth? They should know that they are Muslims. They have some obligations as being one. They must be aware of life as a greatest gift of ALLAH and they should be thankful to HIM.

No one with strong hand and power seems to see it.  With apologies, even scholars and jurists are not paying even a slightest attention towards this declining state of social values.​ Indeed parents are accountable too, as house is place from where the seed of human nature springs about with training and instructions. Yes it s undeniable that this life is bitter for everyone in one way or another, recent economic problems have broken backbone of many families, but even then parents must try to teach the lessons of life which parents themselves had learnt from their life experiences so that a child at least knows the difference between good and bad.

What is in the child's character? How is it possible that the boy and girl are so close in this age, what was that kid taught in co- educational system and what would have been his future in colleges and universities? Awareness of values, norms is crucial for the developing societies, our children must learn to arrive at the right and practical conclusions rather than emotional hasty decisions.

( Facebook profile screenshot of the boy. with his alleged message “Tomorrow I will die” also appears on his page. And the screenshot of the Facebook profile of the girl — is a photograph of Indian actors Emran Hashmi and Vidya Balan from the recent film ‘Humari Adhuri Kahani’)

I am directly speaking to the government to look at each case. The culture ministries in the government regularly inspect issues of this kind. There should be prohibition of culture which is unhealthy and abusive to our Islamic and human values. It is a fact vulgarity of any kind never belongs to any ethical culture, then why our youth is being misled by false figments of ignorant and base passions, wherever such abusive industry is being imported from, establishment of Islamic republic of Pakistan must take practical incentives to ban this smuggling of immorality.

The authorities are being asked for a little attention towards the cultural invasion that resulted in our homes, what message is coming through driven films? What kinds of films are being shown on screens in our own country? I fear that if we do not wake up today, then tomorrow we will be seeing the same breaking news with a new story.

Think…

Decide…

Understand our Priorities

What we are giving to our Next Generation..???

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To Ban Or Not To Ban

Asalam o Alikum Everyone

Recently a chaos hit the social media of the country after the release of an Indian movie called “Phantom” A Movie which equates against terrorism as a movie against Pakistan, Pakistani censor board decided to ban it after watching the copy submitted for censor.

Even Nobel prize winner MSF is outraged over wrong portrayal of aid worker in the movie. The movie makers did not do their home work before making the movie to cash in the hype. The international charity MSF is going to sue the makers of Phantom on the grounds that it endangers the lives of aid workers and medics in war-torn countries and developing countries.

And Yessss some educated citizens equate support for such a movie as supporting enemies of Pakistan. 

How can such a movie be worth watching that gives terrorists ideas by portraying aid workers as spies and counter-terrorist operatives, thus putting the lives of real aid-workers living with real threats in the real world? What about the lives of those aid workers who will now be in greater danger? 

By watching the film, it acts to signal to the film makers that demonizing Pakistan pays dividends and finances further systematic channel level of the Indian war machine. You are paying for the privilege to push a doctrine which is misleading people by fabrication, exaggerations and distortions portrays Pakistan as a Provocateur and India as the all righteous which is so far from reality!! 

Such is India’s totalitarian reach, Pakistanis like us are growing increasingly accepting to the growing susceptibility of India’s bastions of violence that encourages the only logical solution; war. Pakistanis need to understand that every conflict is fought on at least two grounds, on the battlefields and the minds of people via propaganda.

Now the Question is…

Why don’t people raise voices when Pakistanis are killed by Indians on the border? Where does all the liberalism vanish then? Understand the difference between liberalism and patriotism. It is good to be liberal, but at the cost of the dignity of your country. It's NOT.

Why don’t we understand….

THIS IS HOW BOLLYWOOD WORKS…. First, make a movie like Bajrangi Bhaijan to promote friendship and peace and right after they release a movie showing terrorism with the involvement of Pakistan… A planned pattern…. an act to create hatred in public.

Now this is the time of showing Patriotism… time to show love, the true love by banning their every single movie, drama in Pakistan. It’s time to open our eyes and see what we are doing… we are helping their economy by watching their movies and dramas and in return they are brutally killing our innocent citizens… 

ON THE OTHER HAND….

The biggest irony is that we are ready to watch all kinds of Bollywood stuff, whether it is against of our country, our culture, our so called Molvi Hazraat has no issue then… But YESSSS they have issues on releasing the Irani Movie "Muhammad: The Messenger of God" in the country and called a ban for the movie

Now What's wrong with it???????

"Muhammad: The Messenger of God" is made with the goal of presenting the right image of Islam to the world. The world’s perception of Islam today does not match with the truth of Islam. So the movie can bring the true and real picture to all around the world…

Now why don’t we stand for its release… in our country????

To My knowledge I don’t find anyone in social media or anywhere else to stand for its release… our renowned industry people actively stood to Ban “Phantom” but no one stood to support" Muhammad: The Messenger of God"

My question is why you people can’t stand for the release of" Muhammad: The Messenger of God"

Why we make such differences….

Do we know what we want???

We need to think again….

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Main Metro Hun, Main Zaroori Hun! (Poem)

Asalam o Alikum Everyone!

So I am back with a post and since this is on metro bus and also the fact that only Pakistanis will understand it so I will post parts of it in Urdu as well as English.

So after being tortured, beaten and bruised by the construction of this so called "METRO BUS" for almost more than a year now, I argued with some PML (N) supporters about the use of this bus, arguing that Electricity, Water, Gas, Education, Terrorism are much much MUCH bigger problems that needed to be solved as soon as possible instead of wasting money and material on a bus that can be saved for later. Not that its not a helpful project but it can be delayed at the moment. All the supporters said "INFRASTRUCTURE IS IMPORTANT"

OKAY! So Infrastructure is important. Fine! But what about the existing Infrastructure? Is it perfect? Is it perfect enough to the government to build new? Let's have a look shall we? A little poem I wrote, It doesn't rhyme in many places but aah well, I am no Ghalib!

Airport Jaati road par 2 2 inch key garhay hain

Gaariyan neechay lagti hain, baar baar jhatkay lagtay hain

Magar iss par koi nazar nahin, tou mei bhi aankh pher leti hun

Nawaz shehbaz kehtay hain main metro hun, main zaroori hun

IJP Road hai jahan hazaaron gaariyan chalti hain

Din main har waqt rush hota hai, raat bhi non stop chalti hain

Magar iss road par aik bhi light nahin, iss baat pey kaan naa dharti hun

Nawaz shehbaz kehtay hain main metro hun, main zaroori hun

Dharno nay kiye saaray karoobaar band, hakoomat cheekh cheekh kehti thi

Laugon ka nuqsaan huwa hai, press conference kar key kehti thi

Saal sey blue area ka business tabah hai, iss baat pey kaan naa dharti hun

Nawaz shehbaz kehtay hain main metro hun, main zaroori hun

Lahore ko Paris bana liya abb Barakahu ki baari hai

Shehbaz Sharif nay Josh-e-Khitabat main aisi bhi chuss maari hai

Bijli, gas, paani, roads sab tabah magar, iss baat pey kaan naa dharti hun

Nawaz shehbaz kehtay hain main metro hun, main zaroori hun

Expressway key baad hai highway aata jahan laakhon laug rehtay hain

Puray highway par aik bhi light nahin, ghup andheray main jaatay hain

Metro ki lights din main bhi chalti hain iss baat pey kaan naa dharti hun

Nawaz shehbaz kehtay hain main metro hun, main zaroori hun

Aik saal sey khuwaar huay hain, traffic jams main phans phans kar

Metro bannay waali hai bas iss maheenay main sun sun kar

6 deadlines guzar chuki hain iss baat pey kaan naa dharti hun

Nawaz shehbaz kehtay hain main metro hun, main zaroori hun

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